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http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jitxoVKOxCqEasOamTgMHToSv_uQD9A27AV00 I still think he's going to my Seahawks.

I dont think I was meant to sleep today. I went to sleep at 3 AM, then at 6 AM I woke up because I needed to take a massive piss, then fell asleep and 20 minutes later my dad made a [expletive]load of noise in the kitchen and I woke up, then at 8 my mom started [expletive]ing at my brother for like 10 minutes as loud as she could [After that I was awake for like 30 minutes], then at about 9:30 my neighbors decided it was a good time to start a pool party so all I hear is little kids screaming, I go back to sleep and at 10 my brother walks in with his GF and they put the living room TV on full blast. So basically I said [expletive] it and just woke up, it wasn't meant to be lol.

Alex, can you confirm if that is indeed Dwight's magic stick?