Or your posts telling us how you were there, and why there's no way LeBron would hurt a soul on this Earth. But, fortunately for you, it's not LeBron. We'd never hear a story about LeBron doing this because, if this were to really happen to James in church, he'd probably start posing at the altar, wearing a shirt that says, "I don't walk on water, I just jump over it," and signing the covers of all the Bibles in the church.