"Hey, point guard guy...my brother Wade and I are going to ask Udonis if he would go to that team you play for, in exchange for you. Whoa, hey, this is Mario. I think he or Udonis would gladly do it to help us win a championship. And if you could, please, ask that slam dunk champion guy if he wants to be on our team too, when you play him on Wednesday. Look up and over to your left...there aren't many fans here supporting you at the end of the game. We're so close to having five all-stars on this team, and that means four of you can take over the 4th quarter for us." You can actually hear LeBron if you turn your speakers all the way up.