Real Deal

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Start telling her she's really beautiful (don't say pretty, or attractive, or anything else...just beautiful). Don't go overboard...just do it a few of times each date, when you first see her and then at the end of it, for sure. Having an inside joke with her? Sure, it helps...anything you can find between you two, that you both have in common or that you can share, will help you out. During this next date, you can tell her, "You know what? This isn't something I'm used to, and I can't remember me ever telling another girl this, but I don't think I could have a better time with anyone else but you. There's something about just being with you on this date that makes me forget everything else." Then you hit her with the "beautiful" line (right after that), and you're going to reel her in a bit closer without her thinking you're trying too hard. Go out on a limb and try to figure out something she watches on TV, using her Facebook or anything. If you can't do that, look on her FB and find SOMETHING that you can talk to her about. You can find her interests on her info tab, or even if she's posting stuff on her wall about a certain show. If you don't know much about it (assuming it's a show), watch an episode online and tell her you were bored one night and decided to watch this episode of [insert show here] and was wondering if she watches it as well. Just don't make it sound like it's all scripted. When getting advice from others, guys and girls tend to think too hard when they are saying something, and it comes out like a daytime soap opera, making that other person realize you're super nervous and wanting to just get things over with and be in a relationship. Good luck, bro.

You mean if he had gone during his last free agency opportunity, or if he were drafted and traded to the Clips instead of the Lakers? If you're talking about him leaving the Lakeshow, well, he would be leaving them with three championships, so no, it's nothing like LeBron's situation. If he were drafted and traded to the Clippers, would he have left them like LeBron left Cleveland? Probably not, because better coaches would've been intrigued to coach the team, players would be wanting to go there and be his teammate, and the situation would be a lot different.

That's actually what does it for me. The gap between Em vs. Jay when it comes to who the better lyricist is...is far, far greater than the gap between the two concerning who the better rapper is. While people will argue who the better rapper is, there's no argument against Eminem being better lyrically.

Eminem because I say so.

It's okay. I wouldn't buy it. My expectations were VERY low, so this is really my way of saying that it exceeded those expectations, but it's nothing special to me.

Dude, I saw this the other day, on Facebook. Hilarious.

http://www.best-basketball-tips.com/images/shaquille-oneal-funny.jpg

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2011/0824/576x324_vickwhite.jpg LMAO.

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Very rarely. I'm on it most of the day, work or OTR.

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LOL, had to remove the link, but leaving the post because it's hilarious.

Is that a little better?

Honestly, I can probably code you something that will sort a list of things using tables...but, the problem is, I'm not sure how I could actually call to save the file AFTER it's sorted, or how I can move rows instead of the actual cell (I can code cell movements, I'm sure). Excel is the best bet. It's a little more work, doesn't exactly let you drag rows, but the cut/paste is the same. This is probably what you're looking for, but again, it only sorts cells. http://tool-man.org/examples/sorting.html

Well, we've expanded the football forums...doesn't look like we have the activity to expand them to individual team forums, though. They are in divisions right now. Maybe I'm misunderstanding.

By the way, he's 6-6 and runs a 4.38, lol. If Oakland tries to play him at QB (which they are rumored to throw the ball at him, not having him throw it), at least he'll do better than JaMarcus, I have faith in that...but come on. This is a third rounder...and Raider fans keep talking about how it's a good thing because it's the supplemental draft, but this actually kills our third round pick for next season, and to be honest, he's not worth anything lower than a 4th, and even that is pushing it.

Next year's draft, we will select Road Runner, a Shelby Cobra, and light.

Haha, are you even online?

Let's start having them again (AIM chats). One is going on right now. OTR Real Deal (tell me who you are when you add me, I rarely get on AIM)

Welcome to the best, Yogi. ABL and Oliver P are here...no idea where Nestle went, but I think he's registered here.