Dan Gilbert

Nah, but I can. E-Mail already sent. Please regard, Dan G.

WHAT?!?! I DONT' THINK SO BUDDY. NOT ON MY WATCH! IM NOT LETTING THE NBA TURN INTO SOME SHOW WHERE 10 TEAMS HAVE ALL THE DECENT PLAYERS. NO SIR. I'M CALLING DAVID RIGHT NOW AND IF HE DOESN'T PICK UP IM SENDING HIM A STRONGLY WORDED E-MAIL AND A GOD DAMN LETTER. THIS IS ABSURD. Please regard, Dan G.

LOL @ you guys thinking this is gonna happen. VETOED Please regard, Dan G.

For those who don't know what I look like, this is me in my room! http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2cynbmcOtnA/TEZw4Kcd1rI/AAAAAAAABjI/RF0BNccsxGQ/s1600/LeBron-James-Dan-Gilbert.jpg Please regard, Dan G.

Great move by the Pistons! He's definitely the type of player than can put them over the top! They re-signed him for cheap too. We need more GM's like Joe Dumars in this league. Guys like Mitch Cupcheck are ruining it for the rest of us! Please regard, Dan G.

Can you believe they said all that stuff about me man? They just don't understand how I feel. But yeah, Stern's my bitch. Me and my boy Rob Sarver are running this shit. Hell I even got Cuban on my side for once. Thanks for understanding me thought. Please regard, Dan G.

You're damn right they will! That's why we need to stand together! I appreciate you for sticking with us through such a tough time. What's a LeBron James to a mau[expletive]a like me can you please remind me? Please regard, Dan G.

You're damn right this is how it works now. Don't you realize I run this shit? David who? You think you big name, big city, well run teams can just make all the right moves to contend every year? I don't think so buddy. That's not how it works anymore. Please regard, Dan G.

I'm Dan Gilbert. You might know me as owner of the Cleveland Cavaliers, CEO of Fat-Head and Quick N Loans! I consider myself the best owner in the NBA. Anyone who couldn't see that Antawn Jamison and JJ Hickson gave us a better shot at a title than Amare Stoudemire just doesn't know basketball. I went through a really bad breakup last summer and still really haven't gotten over it ): I tried letting them know through letters and even a sale on fat-head but they just don't seem to care. It even feels like people are laughing at me because of it. Anyways, I'm looking forward to talking ball with you guys! Can't wait for the lottery next year Please regard, Dan G.

Don't you guys realize that David Stern is my bitch? There's no way I'm letting this happen. it'd be an absolute travashamockery! We might as well just let 10 teams play the season! Vetoed bitches. CP3 is only allowed to go to The Bucks, Raptors, Bobcats, Pistons or Cavs. No one else because it just wouldn't be fair for the rest of us. Please regard, Dan G.

Psh..haters gonna hate. Please regard, Dan G.

There's absolutely no way he will go to LA. I'll die before this happens. It would just be an absolute travesty. Just go ahead and re-name the Magic the Washington Generals why don't you? Absolutely ridiculous. Please regard, Dan G.