The Artesticle

Since Ron likes Kobe so much he should've chosen #8. I miss that number.

I don't get it. You're the boss of the CEO?

Yeah, Ron looks pretty sick in a Laker uni. Can't believe we finally got him. Not feeling 37 as a jersey number, but whatever. I'll live.

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Kim Kardashian is ugly as hell without makeup. I like pretty faces so I'll pick Megan Fox any day of the week.

Yama Brian aka True Thug Franklin Waldo wow... four of the biggest studs and pimps on OTR together

Odom can do a little bit of everything, but he's not really good at anything. Honestly I'll take Ron Artest any day of the week. We all saw how horrible Lamar was pre-Gasol. He only started to get better when we traded for Pau, before that time, it was usually 1 good game followed by 5 horrible/invisible ones. But I agree with Yama, that if motivated and focused I'd probably pick Lamar, but those two things are probably two of the biggest weaknesses of his game. If you watch him often enough you sometimes ask yourself if he even cares about basketball. Then he fools you and plays like an allstar for one game, raising your hopes, before immediately becoming invisible the next game.

Waldo can join.

I'mma go to bed now. Gotta get up a 4 to do a drug deal. Peace out OTR

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How you know? So I wasn't lying 'bout my B's (ROFL I fail all classes like a true thug and deal drugs for dough) but I am lying now? RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

IMO Washington will finish 4th behind the big 3. They also hired Flip Saunders, who isn't a slouch offensively.

Guess what. I had Jessica Alba tie me down and put her butt in my face and fart. I smelled her fart. And then she bent down and played with my balls before pissing in a milk gallon. She left the milk gallon of her piss in my refrigerator, all filled up. Every day I wake up I drink some of her pee. I still got about 2 cups left, so 2 more days. Then I'mma get Megan Fox's piss too. yum yum

Yama you a slacker. Got my liscence when I was 16 too

hahahaha

yes, emplay reported this.

Yeah, I think it'll come down to a 4 year deal worth 8 million/year. I doubt anybody is going to pay him more.

Staples Center Verizon Center Only been to two.

What's the deal with this? It would suck to lose Miller for nothing, at least get something back.

Lamar and the Lakers are having a staring contest. Whoever blinks first loses. Mitch and Co. are not blinking. LO is not worth 10 million, period. There are only 3 teams out there with cap space, and 2 of the 3 have expressed zero interest in Lamar. Portland is the only team that has expressed even the least bit of interest in Lamar, and we don't even know what type of money they are willing to throw at him. The interest is also described as being lukewarm, in other words, not very interested. Portland is the only team with cap space left willing the spend, so naturally they're going through all their options. We've heard rumors about Lee, Wallace, Miller, etc. Lamar is merely one of their options they have taken a look at. I still think when it's all said and done, Lamar's stuck with us, and his BFF Ron Artest no matter what.

Yeah, give it to Yama. He'll link us and we'll have sexy time. But Brandon, based on all the clues that have been given, I think you can pretty much piece two and two together and figure out who did it, right? Take his [expletive] to court. Kinda funny how somebody would hate you, or OTR, so much that they'd be willing to pay 500 bucks to have the site deleted.