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I'm not saying she's ugly..at all. She's just not the type of chick an NBA player should marry.

She's fine no doubt, but she's no Kim K. Let's be serious about that.

They should've called it Jordan gets suspended and plays baseball.

Second day is going really well. Started my first class and there ended up being more good looking chicks that transferred into the class. Had a convo with one even though she's just average. Don't think I'll do anything there. There was a blonde chick up front though that was pretty fine. Second class was awesome. My chem professor is the man. Dude threw himself on the floor to demonstrate something about molecules lol it was awesome. He makes a ton of sexual jokes too. This decent looking indian girl sat next to me but I'm not sure if I wanna go for that. She's no Priya Rai.

Good job? This chick is a skank. D-Wade hit that right after his divorce and she's got a sex tape with Ray J. Like they say, you can't turn a hoe into a housewife.

http://celebs.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978468289 Some dudes just never learn...

Just fake going to football and basketball games. That's what I did.

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A girl I'm friends with is at UT and she said its awesome. She's transferring back down here to UM though to be closer to home.

True, but at times it makes you look like a [expletive].

Try putting the day before the month.

Who the hell is your teacher?

Lol its all good man. I puked once after one night too. We were going out to some bar and my friend decided he wanted to pre-game in the parking lot with this [expletive] called Joose that's just like Four Loko. I had one sip and said forget it. We went to the bar and I drank my face off. 4 large beer cups and 3 large moose juice's (the bar's trademark drink) and 3 shots later i was [expletive]faced. I get up the next morning feeling like crap and i tried to puke 3 different times but it didn't work the first 2 times, but the third I ended up puking and it ended up being only that yellow Joose [expletive] I drank.

Not a huge loss because I'm not sure how well his game translates over for FIBA play. We'll miss him gambling in the passing lanes though and getting us some steals. Glad to see that it wasn't Steph or Westbrook that had to go.

Lol, either the big companies thought he wasn't marketable or he's just an idiot.

Woj reporting its Rondo.

Why so serious? I don't need any advice from anyone on here..just asking a simple question lol.

So it was you?

Mine went pretty well. Got to school around 9:15, parked in about 5 minutes but pretty far away. Walked 5 minutes to my first class which is Religion Analysis. Pretty cool class with a young teacher who seemed like a cool guy. Then I went next door to my chem & society class. My teacher is the coolest guy ever. No book, no homework and for tests we get to bring in a piece of paper as big as we want with notes on both sides. Dude's funny as hell. Then I had 2 cheeseburgers at the BK on campus and went to the first of my 2 worst classes. The first one was Microeconomics which is a pretty easy course, but my professor is an Chinese woman with a huuuge accent. It was tough to understand but I think I'll be ok. There was a fine [expletive] girl that sat a few seats away so I need to hop on that before some doucher scoops it up. Then I went to my chem lab and my lab instructor has an even stronger Chinese accent. I couldn't understand a word she said. Then I had another hour break till my last class at 5 which was college algebra. Class is tough but my teacher is a nice guy. Hispanic, talks a lot but seems like a good teacher. There were 2 good looking girls in the class that I sat by so I'm gonna have to break the ice on Wednesday with all 3 to see if i can set something up for labor day weekend at my boys house. Any advice on what to do?

If you're gonna include Singletary then include Tony Sparano. He's been incredible the past few seasons with a team that didn't have a lot of talent up until now.

Yeah that's how it is for me. And not really before your junior year..just before 60 credits.

I'm taking Ocho & TO right now, and I think they'll play better than Moss/Welker this year. They're talented enough to succeed on any team in the league.

Now that he's in the Golden State system I'm saying Dorell Wright.

As long as you take ENC 1101 and 1102, 2 humanities, 2 sciences you should be fine. The rest of the 60 credits can basically be whatever you want. Hence why we should take that Psych class.

They aren't lying to you.