Makaveli

95% percent of these lines are horrible.

60. "All about my riches/ My name should be Richard" (From "Blunt Blowin") 59. "Swagger down pat/ Call my [expletive] Patricia" (From "6 Foot 7 Foot") 58. "All I had to do was put two and two together/ But that just makes four, but not 'four-ever'" (From "How To Hate") 57. "Don't call me 'sir'/ Call me 'sir-vivor'" (From: "Nightmares Of The Bottom") 56. "Some people hang you out to dry/ Like a towel rack" (From "She Will") 55. "I put up a wall/ And they just wallpaper" (From "Blunt Blowin") 54. "Weezy F. Baby/ And the 'F' ain't for fear" (From: "Nightmares Of The Bottom") 53. "You don't want to start Weezy/ Cause the 'F' is for finisher" (From "6 Foot 7 Foot") 52. "Weezy F./ For 'fu*k you'" (From "How To Hate") 51. "The 'F' is for 'fu*k yourself'" (From: "Nightmares Of The Bottom") ​50."I put it down like my hand's hurtin'" (From "Blunt Blowin") 49. "The weed too loud/ Turn up the volume" (From "I Like The View) 48. "The weed loud/ Like a lion's roar" (From "Intro") 47. "You know that money talk/ I am the ventriloquist" (From "Megaman") 46. "Married to the money/ A true love story" (From: "Nightmares Of The Bottom") 45. "If time is money/ I'm an hour past paid" (From "Blunt Blowin") 44. "I get money to kill time/ Dead clocks" (From "John") 43. "I don't need a watch/The time is now or never" (From "Intro") 42. "Times have changed/ Well fu*k it get a new watch" (From "Blunt Blowin") 41. "I tried to pay attention/ But attention paid me" (From "She Will") 40."How you [expletive]as want to have it your way/ Burger King?" (From "Megaman") 39. "I'm trying to walk a straight line/ But the line crooked" (From "Abortion") 38. "I just touched down/ Kicked a motherfu*king field goal" (From "It's Good") 37. "I'm all about 'I'/ Give the rest of the vowels back" (From "She Will") 36. "You faker than some titties/You get titty-fu*ked" (From "Intro") 35. "Eat her 'til she cry/ Call that wine and dine" (From "She Will") 34. "Just sit on my grill/ That's that tailgate for ya" (From "So Special") 33. "I make her come first/ Then I follow the leader" (From "So Special") 32. "Been fu*kin the world/ And [expletive] I ain't come yet" (From "John") 31. "I tried to fu*k the world/ And couldn't even get aroused" (From "President Carter") 30. "You can sit right on my middle finger for the night" (From "How To Hate") 29. "I get deep in that pus*y/ Dig her out, surgery" (From "Megaman") 28. "I already know that life is deep/ But I still dig her" (From "She Will") 27. "When the [expletive] get deep/ I'm never afraid to dive" (From "President Carter") 26. "I talk [expletive], I hope it matters/ We climax, without the ladder" (From "So Special") 25. "If real [expletive] is dead/ Then [expletive] I'm a bastard" (From "President Carter") 24. "Bullsh*t for lunch/ Brown bag [expletive]" (From "President Carter") 23."You don't need a bus pass/ You need to bust your [expletive]" (From "Blunt Blowin") 22. "Tools on deck/ Home Depot [expletive]" (From "Megaman") 21. "Tote tools like mechanics/ Mechanisms" (From "President Carter") 20. "I'm beneficial/ I've been official" (From "President Carter") 19. "Boy I'm going in/ Like my water broke." (From "Intro") 18. "I've been at the top for a while/ And I ain't jumped yet" (From "She Will") 17. "I'm 100/ Like a fastball" (From "Megaman") 16. "I say you rappers sweet/ I pay the incidentals" (From "President Carter") 15. "I'm shooting for the stars/ Astronauts dodge bullets" (From "Abortion") 14. "Reality's a bi*ch/ And I'ma dance with her" (From "President Carter") 13. "If life is a bi*ch/ Then mine a gold digger" (From "Megaman") 12. "All my bi*ches nasty like a cold dinner" (From "Megaman") 11. "Two bi*ches at the same time/ Synchronized swimmers" (From "6 Foot 7 Foot") 10. "Nothing standing in my way/ Like nothing's my security" (From: "Nightmares Of The Bottom") 9. "Mind so sharp I fu*k around and cut my head off" (From "6 Foot 7 Foot") 8. "I got through that sentence like a subject and a predicate" (From "6 Foot 7 Foot") 7. "I keep some bud/ like Rudy Huxtable" (From "Intro") 6. "Boy I send them bloods at your [expletive]/ Like a tampon" (From "Megaman") 5. "I woke up this morning, dick rock hard/ Ashed my blunt in my Grammy award" (From "Abortion") 4. "We jack son then light up that 'L'/ Samuel" (From "Megaman") 3. "Real G's move in silence like lasagna." (From "6 Foot 7 Foot") 2. "All hail Weezy/ Call it bad weather" (From "Blunt Blowin") 1. "Don't fu*k up with Wayne/ 'Cause when it Waynes it pours." (From "How To Hate")

A couple of times a week.

Jay-Z's career might be better than Em's, but Slim is far more talented.

I have tons of respect for Bear Grylls, but this vid is just too hilarious.

http://rocketfuelstyle.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/blog-dog.jpg

Seriously, who cares.. what's so great about facebook?

AOTP - Cookin Keys

South Park resembled her perfectly: http://gossiponthis.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/snooki-south-park.jpg

Nope, almost never. Mostly due to my crappy internet connection.

hard liquor.

It's about damn time they'd return.

huh

This guy is a joke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAxailJPU5Q http://www.antiquiet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/gay-fish.jpg

meh, Facebook is lame anyway.

This song is too emo. Almost Famous is the best song off the Recovery IMO. Weird video too.

I've actually lost one of my close friends thanks to some random guys reckless driving so i know what it feels like. But making fun of a persons death just shows people how mature you are.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mgWO1O91Ao

The man just died and burned in a horrible accident and already people are saying shit like this. SMH

this.

I was hoping that when i wake up today this will all be a big joke. Dunn seemed to be everybody's favorite.

Found this, but not sure if it's real..: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln3l72Fxsd1qcr054.jpg

R.I.P Dunn. pic of the car he crashed in.. holy [expletive]: http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/12/2011/06/xlarge_porsche-ryan-dunn.jpg