His Greatness

How hard is it to type NFC and AFC? It's two more letters.

I stopped posting because of the general inability to comprehend facetious posts.

Good, now I can finally post. And his life hangs in the balance? Someone tell ECN to go towards the light.

Please stop.

What a boregasm. Even Gus Johnson is speaking in a monotone.

One team has to win... right?

Congratulations on not dying.

I'll come back when the Vikings stop allowing comebacks, because if I'm on OTR, it means I'm watching sports, and I would rather have every hole in my body filled by giant phalluses than tolerate another week of this pile of unwatchable dogshit Minnesota calls football.

I would rather be perpetually penetrated in every orifice than have to watch another week of this horseshit.

20-0 Vikes currently at halftime. x>20-20 Lions final score.

But shouldn't level of performance in tense situations be significant in evaluation of teams? I don't think there is a definitive answer.

Also was definitely one of the hottest Sixer fans along with Spaceman Spiff.

They had faces?

Varies according to my responsibilities, because pot makes you stupid. I prefer alcohol.

It was 17-0 at halftime.

Old enough to see Slaven die first.

I think the Pats are better.

Why do you have to end all of your posts with ellipses?

Under a rock apparently. When the shit did the censor get lifted? [expletive] cunt ass bitch

The only silver lining was Evan Turner, who was as lousy defensively as he was mediocre offensively, so it's more of a copper lining. Because this game is likely the cap for competitive level the rest of this impending sweep, why not start Turner and stop Spencer Hawes? Even if it gets more competitive, why not stop Spencer Hawes?

I think they've said migraine more times than the Sixers have points.

Can I videotape my response?