Jokes are exactly that: they're not meant to be taken seriously. I'm guilty of poking fun at him, but my facetious jabs don't make me any less devastated than you.
I'll take LeBron. He's not as complete as Kobe, but he's the very best at producing wins and optimizing his team's chances. The scoreboard is more important than aesthetics.
Favorite Team: Minnesota Vikings Favorite Players: Randy Moss, Peyton Manning, Adrian Peterson Least Favorite Team: Green Bay Packers Least Favorite Players: Brett Favre Anything Else: My least favorite player is about to be our starting QB. FML