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I knew it wasn't a good idea, but I had to look sexy on the first day lol...I had that swamp ass about 5 minutes after leaving my car, and I am not the kind of guy that sweats for nothing, it was damn hot.

First day of class today, learned not to wear jeans in the middle of August because your ass will be moist all day.

Dolphins suck balls, as expected. Our defense has been the only bright spot the last few seasons, and now they can't do shit, and our O-line also sucks. Tannehill played well in the first game against the 2nd team defense, and then gets raped by the Carolina Panthers...hes going to be good, but he does not look away the defense and the O-line is not strong enough to stop defenses from wanting to kill a rookie QB in the pocket. Also, we want to run the west coast offense, but our Wr's suck, we can' run the ball because the O-line sucks, and in general the offense is just a mess.

Pro tip, never stick a wet umbrella in your trunk. My car trunk smells like a garbage can now, could probably pass as having a dead body in there lol

What? It just proves shes a hoe that is only concerned with Kobe the athlete, not the person. Its basically saying that if Kobe wasn't a basketball god, he would be a piece of shit that would not get her time of day...and it amazes me he is still with her after she took his houses and he can probably get any girl he wants, and it amazes me that she is still with him with all the speculation of him with other women. They easily have the strangest relationship I have ever seen.

The controllers only feel weird when you are not used to them. I played strictly ps1 and ps2 and then my brother bought a used beat up xbox and I hated the controller. Then I bought an xbox 360 because my friends bugged me because they wanted to play cod4, and so I had no choice but to get used to the controller. Now when I pick up a playstation controller, I feel like I have giant hands because they are so small compared to the xbox controller.

What on Earth is going on in this thread the last 2 pages? lol

Mario Chalmers and Dwyane Wade....unstoppable..but its really Lebron and Wade since Lebron handles the ball most of the time lol but really, if all goes as expected, Kobe and Nash

Even if you are a hot chick, you have to deal with creepy dudes trying to get all up in you lol

Nope 1. Period 2. The thought of something penetrating into your body does not sound enjoyable from a mans point of view lol 3. You have to deal with making friends with girls who are quick to back stab you and if you hang out with only guys, then you are labeled as a tom boy or a slut Thats just a few things that I think would suck, and child birth, but thats another story.

We can't contain Dwight, but we weren't supposed to contain any big men last season either, or the year before that. I think we can manage letting a big guy sort of have his way and get away with it.

Its not that I choose not to play it because it costs so much, I just picked up other hobbies that I find more valuable than wasting hours of my life glued to my tv lol....I do get in the zone around October-December when all the games come out, but by February I am back to ignoring it lol. My gold membership ran out like last month and I haven't renewed it. I am just going to buy the three month ones because games can only keep my attention for that long, unless I get really addicted, which hasn't happened since COD4. Only game I am really looking forward to is GTAV. I kind of outgrew the COD obsession. The last 2 I only played for about a month each. I am more into like open world games now, where I can take a break and come back and not feel like an idiot when playing with other people lol

Ill tell you why more people prefer the 360, more people own it, so chances are that you friends will play it. If all my friends had PS3, I would tell XBOX to kiss my ass, but that is not the case. Sometimes I would prefer to pay less to play certain games online rather than pay a full $60 a year for features I never use, I can get by on the ability to play games online and party chat. For example, the only game I have played this year is Skyrim, and there is no multiplayer. I am however paying $60 just to chat to other people while I play Skyrim and I go weeks at a time without actually turning on my xbox. I wish it was more activity based rather than tying yourself down to a time window.

Do Professors ever get fired from a University? I was picking classes and every single teacher I looked at had terrible ratings and everyone saying they failed the class.

Philbin made it seem like Chad was going to get cut regardless of if he had done this or not, which is BS. If he had not gotten arrested, he would be a day 1 starter on this team. Chad does a lot of talking, but he was fully committed to doing what was needed to get better and make the team better, and we just cut him for something that is still under investigation. Not like Chad is completely innocent for what he did to his wife, but he has never done anything bad throughout his career, and its his hometown. We could have shown some sympathy. Now he is getting divorced, his VH1 show got cut (which probably meant he was getting paid), he has no job in the NFL, and the NFL will probably fine him/discipline him on top of that. Kind of just shit on his life even more than what already happened, while other athletes across various sports do much shadier things repeatedly over their careers and don't really see the repercussions. As an organization we are too caught up with what guys do off the field rather than what they can do on the field. That is why we will never advance in our division. The Jets and Patriots would pick up a murderer on their team if he can play the game and give them some talent, while we are looking for angels who can do decent on the field. Not saying we should have a locker room full of divas, but one diva in a locker room full of good people isn't going to kill the image of the team. The first episode, we brought Braylon Edwards in for a workout and Eric Steinbach for the O-Line. They said Braylon looked very good and Eric looked slow. Jeff Ireland took Braylon in and talked about his off the field record and stuff he has done. Clearly concerned about this, we let Braylon walk to Seatlle and we signed Eric Steinach who we thought was slow.

If you watched the first episode, you would know that Chad was already getting under Philbin's skin. Philbin likes to joke around, but Chad was taking it to another level, and he was very unhappy with the way Chad cursed in his first interview. So I am sure Chad knew what was coming if he screwed up again. I personally think he got cut because of the thing he did to his wife and the cloud of negativity he would have over him. He looked pretty good in camp and is probably better than most of our WR's at this point. The press conference thing was no big deal, they just never gave him a chance to prove he changed, thats why I am pissed they cut him.

Hes trying to be like the Heatles lol

I feel like I just broke my leg...I was playing guitar while sitting on my bed and I was there for like an hour and I guess I was cutting off the blood to my leg or something. So I stood up and my left leg had absolutely no function, it was just straight and numb and I tipped over like an idiot lol...I am fine now, but I was shitting myself because I couldn't feel my leg for like 5 minutes.

Damnnnnnnnn, I wanted Chad on the team, he is from Miami and his career is going down hill....this might be it for him.

Hes never been arrested though

I think it was before....either him or Deshawn Stevenson got a tat of the trophy before they beat us in the Finals..might have been Stevenson.

Didn't he do that with the Mavs? He now has another stupid tat of a trophy on his body.

Silly Chad....can't wait for his twitter reaction lol

Finally done with summer classes...now I get a week off and right back at it.

Got this damn old ass Christina Aguilera song stuck in my head all damn day, haven't heard the song in maybe 10 years and now I can't get out of my head lol