Jesse The Body

Smashed Toronto 5-1 then Smashed D.C. United 3-0 and I was watching the matches and Real wasn't even trying in the D.C. game Robben was playing with the whole D.C. footballers like they were little kids.

Sir Alex is VERY VERY please with how promising Antonio Valencia has become he also said in his short time he has seen enough of Valencia to know he will do the same job Ronaldo did, but in a different role. He also said that Valencia is a lot stronger then Ronaldo.

5-1 Real. They should pick on someone their own size. Manchester is waiting for you Real and you better not choke!

Guys I farted.

Does attention ring-a-bell?

Vista sucks, I hate it. I'm def. going to go back to XP and screw W7 also, it will probably be like Vista but just bit different.

Honestly we have no clue what we are doing this off-season.

Why? You should know by know he is underrated but isn't something to get exited about at all.

The Mexican side had 3 real starters on their side that match so losing 5-0 to Mexico and they only have 3 starters is pretty bad LMAO!

Typical Yank, you twats don't understand [expletive]e.

No actually the European Union has it's own laws and the member counties in the European Union agree to have the same laws. Do you think States in America have the same laws NO! They agree to have some [expletive]e in common, also I don't know why you are calling me stupid or idiot because I'm owning you so far. I owned you on the Football topic and now on the politic [expletive]e.

First off I'm not a dumbarse since you obviously don't understand Football. And you are the dumbarse because the countries you just said will become states of the European Union.

Actually Europe is becoming an own country you ever heard of the E.U. (European Union) so yeah if you wanted to talk [expletive]e I gave you some good [expletive]e to [expletive]e your pants.

Do what you gotta do Gallo.

Let me tell you something coming from European and a lad that lives with Football on a daily bases. Spain is a very talented team but they are also a very overrated team. And that day you Yanks got very very lucky that day because Spain had 29 shots at you and 20 of shots were on GOAL! Do you understand how lucky you had lady luck on your side because in Football if you get 10 shot on goal I can bet my life that 1 or 2 of them will go in, do you UNDERSTAND that, because that is a fact! And like the poster above me said if Spain plays again it will be over and they will smash the living Yank lives out of you. And another thing about you rubbish MLS which is seriously a joke and Europe and South American club laugh at, MLS is the gayest [expletive]e known in Football. And you have the gayest thing make an All-Star team that is so stupid and American and you have a all-star game of whatever that is just stupid. If Europe had their all-star club they would destroy the [expletive] out of your life with one leg and blind folded, your Football and MLS is the biggest joke in the World and I want you to shut your mouth and think about it clearly before you open it and talk about Football you bloody Yank you don't know [expletive]e.

All I can say it WTF?! Who is the member that did this [expletive]e?

Yeah? That's cool my European broski.

That really sucks, and the quality is awful!

Why Cristiano, why? Did you have to leave Manchester United?

Yeah, Italians are Bosnians are so alike it's crazy.

What why would Lakers be scared of Celtics? It should be the other way around, Ron Artest is way better then Rasheed Wallace, he is even better then Ray Allen in my opinion. But anyways this would be a great sign for us.

LOL! Europeans FTW hahah I love watching Italian shows. SNL needs too do more of them!