Jesse The Body

OMG LMAO! Last night when I was fired like a Chinese chicken egg I saw that commercial LAMO! (I think I still feel it)

I know everyones doin it haha, but to me it was more funnier because I was high as [expletive] LMAo so you have to understand. I even told the guy I was going to steal it so it's actually fair but you have to honest it's quite bloody funny.

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n5/McDurban/DSC02280.jpg !

LMAO! Props Kirby!

AWESOME! Now you smoke kush.

"Put it on YouTube please!!!!!!!" LAMo "Okay Jeff you give in us the ultimate video you will now be famous on YouTube" LAMO! oMG AHHAAH

I need to go s.h.i.t.e brb lads!

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me. I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless. So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF. I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb. Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more. Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him? OR Pack my stuff and be on my way. Here's a pic of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask My Girlfriend Theirs the pic.

I had a A-Rod rookie card and me and this Jamaican lad made a blunt out of it and burn that [expletive]e up. Good ole days!

NUFF SAID!

LMAO WOW, I'm losing it here.

No way 8 million. He will get 3 million or 5 million at the most! for 1 year! Knicks won't sign him because they want LeBron more if they can some how keep Kidd and get LeBron then that's whats up!

Wow Knicks, you seriously need to sign and trade him.

Exactly. I'm Adidas all life!

Lmao he is just a bloody tool, I doubt stars will listen to him. They will listen to the money!

Well Cristiano Ronaldo just got sold for 80 Million Pounds! (Convert that to Euros it's 94 Million, Convert that to Dollars its 131 Million) So 131 Million is A LOT OF money for 1 player and on top of that he will be making 550,000 Euros a WEEK or 29 Million Euros a YEAR! So which would would you pick?

Because we have money now? We don't have anymore over paid players?

Same! All I can say is W O W that is crazy.

SINGLE FOR THE WIN! You don't have to worry about nothing, just wear a condom and you are good. But you do have to worry about the slut stalking your arse.

Yeah, he shall be a Knick by Thursday or Friday.

Of course this would be an excellent move for us, if we don't get Ricky.

NO! I wanna poop on his face! He is a worse version of stupid Stephon Marbury. We just need to get Jason Kidd for a one year deal and that's it. And our line up would be awesome if it was this. Kidd Douglas or Hughes Chandler or Gallo Hill or Harrington Darko Lee isn't coming back.

Haha, was the brownie good? Damn I might go get me some brownies now, I haven't eat some forever!

Today I eat fish. I love fish

Yeah it's mind blowing, I don't think you can build another device to make the picture better then that.