Emmitt Smith's 2010 Mock Draft

[The Artesticle]

http://www.walterfootball.com/draft2010emmitt.php

 

[fly3rs18]

Al Davids hospitality. Very hospitality. He gave me a big room in the underground, which beneath the ground if you do not discover that word in your vocabulation yet. For dinner, Al Davids give me raw steak and goat blood to eat. I telled him I was not hungry because the food disgusting me, but he ate everyone in one swallow!

 

Later, a big man with one eyeball came to Al Davids and say that the virgin was prepare to be sacrifice. I do not know what the word sacrifice mean, but when a virgin is involve, any thing that happen in Oakland, stay in Vegas.

 

Before I depart on my journey back across the Oakland line, Al Davids tolded me who he was going to pick in the mark draft. He said Bruce Campbells is a "great player." When I ask why, he showed me lots of number. I am not good with number, so I do not understand this worksheet, but Al Davids reassurded me that Bruce Campbell can run faster than any offensive lineman in the history of the National Conference of Footballs. And that, my friend, is a history that have longness and bigness!

When I watched this team from the city of Jaguars, I notice that all the stadium have empty seats. Either no one showed up to the game, or everybody paint themself with invincible paint, the color that make it so no one can see you. If people do not paint themself, then the city of Jaguars have a problem. The owner need to draft Tim Tivo to put the butt back in the seat without invincible paint. As the line in the movie say, "If you build it, they will come by without invincible paint."

hahaha

Edited April 18, 2010 by fly3rs18

[fly3rs18]

i could quote every single one. this is hilarious

[Big Penny]

LMAO