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Lol remembering seeing this a year ago or w/e, his website is pretty epic.

 

http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/

 

 

5. Jesus was a man

 

Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of [expletive]. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.

 

7. Men live less than women

 

The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of [expletive]. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!

 

6. Men write illegibly

Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a [expletive] about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and [expletive] so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.

 

 

His book is also pretty epic, should check it out its only 10$

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Lol remembering seeing this a year ago or w/e, his website is pretty epic.

 

http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/

 

 

5. Jesus was a man

 

Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of [expletive]. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.

 

7. Men live less than women

 

The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of [expletive]. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!

 

6. Men write illegibly

Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a [expletive] about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and [expletive] so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.

 

 

His book is also pretty epic, should check it out its only 10$

 

Pretty sure Krishna is the head of a religion, and Virgin Mary seems like a God in the Catholic world.

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Funny how yall think this. Hell if it wasn't for a woman your [expletive] wouldnt be here.

 

FYI, men can fertlizie an egg but a Woman has a choice for an aboriton... so LIKE I SAID, to say that a man is better than a woman, look at ur self in the mirror and know thats a load of bs

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Funny how yall think this. Hell if it wasn't for a woman your [expletive] wouldnt be here.

 

FYI, men can fertlizie an egg but a Woman has a choice for an aboriton... so LIKE I SAID, to say that a man is better than a woman, look at ur self in the mirror and know thats a load of bs

 

But who built the mirror? :glasses:

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Funny how yall think this. Hell if it wasn't for a woman your [expletive] wouldnt be here.

 

FYI, men can fertlizie an egg but a Woman has a choice for an aboriton... so LIKE I SAID, to say that a man is better than a woman, look at ur self in the mirror and know thats a load of bs

 

Nobody thinks anything, we are laughing at the lady at the end who got owned.

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