The Regime Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 1. Pick the number of days that you FAP each week 2. Multiply this number by two 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 - (I'll wait while you get the calculater - don't be tempted to scroll down til you have done it) 5. Now, if you have already had your birthday this year add 1760,If you haven't had your birthday yet then add 1759. 6. Subtract the four digit number of the year that you were born. 7. You should now have a three digit number. 8. the next two numbers are your age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 that my friend is a little weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish7718 Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 .... holy [expletive] that actually worked lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Regime Posted June 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 btw, I picked this off of CTS in case some of you are wondering Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poe Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 (edited) Didn't work for me. Edit: Nevermind, added wrong (did 1759 instead of 1760). It works no matter which initial number you choose, though. Also, it seems that any number greater than around 2100 that ends with 10 as its last two digits subtracted by your birthdate will come up with your age in the last 2 digits. For example, 3610 - 1992 = 1618. An odd multiple of 50 plus a number with 60 as its last two digits will give a number that ends with 10 as its last two digits. (sorry if that came across as confusing, im very tired and about to go to bed. I'll re edit my post tomorrow) It really isn't impressive at all if you break it down. Edited June 5, 2010 by Poe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWaLL Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 Wow, worked for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdog17k Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 I got a four digit number at the end, but it had a 19 as the two digits I'm assuming... and if so that's correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
platoon793 Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 Haha worked for me as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smitty Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 Haha, that's crazy. Worked for me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reno Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 (edited) I am 38 years old, whos yo daddy. nm i screwed up, woah it works. Edited June 5, 2010 by Dabearfan101 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWaLL Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 I got a four digit number at the end, but it had a 19 as the two digits I'm assuming... and if so that's correct.LOL I can't imagine what your fap number was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trutrojan8 Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 LOL I can't imagine what your fap number was. It's a number between 0-7.. you can't masturbate 9 days a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenneral Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 Eh, it was 6 months off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdog17k Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 It's a number between 0-7.. you can't masturbate 9 days a week. Wow, did it wrong but still got the right number. I thought it said how many times do you fap each day of the week, so I started for by like multiplying 3 x 7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guru Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 Yeah works, someone figure out how Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish7718 Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 I got a four digit number at the end, but it had a 19 as the two digits I'm assuming... and if so that's correct.http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1235644960_50_cent_does_not_approve.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWaLL Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 It's a number between 0-7.. you can't masturbate 9 days a week.I like the attitude, you could have simply restated that he was asking for the number of days rather than times per week. Don't have to be a sarcastic dick....fag. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Regime Posted June 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 I like the attitude, you could have simply restated that he was asking for the number of days rather than times per week. Don't have to be a sarcastic dick....fag. LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trutrojan8 Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 I like the attitude, you could have simply restated that he was asking for the number of days rather than times per week. Don't have to be a sarcastic dick....fag.Or you could've reminisced back to your preschool days when you learned about the basic Gregorian calendar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Tzu Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 It worked for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWaLL Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 Or you could've reminisced back to your preschool days when you learned about the basic Gregorian calendar.I see... starting [expletive] for no reason. Thumbs up to you kid, you must be very bored. From what I remember hearing, you're still in high school. Don't even try to bring out those childhood jokes on me. I'm working towards my degree while you're studying for the SAT. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moeroadkill Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 that 1st question could be anything all i know that it has something to do with your birth year but its pretty cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish7718 Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 I see... starting [expletive] for no reason. Thumbs up to you kid, you must be very bored. From what I remember hearing, you're still in high school. Don't even try to bring out those childhood jokes on me. I'm working towards my degree while you're studying for the SAT.Weren't you the one that called him gay first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flight Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 (edited) so basically, any number you pick gets doubled, making it even... then you add 5 to make it odd. multiply by 50 and the last number is 50. so then you add either 59 or 60, and walla... 2010 (or 2009 if you havent had your birthday yet, so your last birthday was that year) then you subtract your birth year to make it a surefire way to get your age in years. its weird until you realize you're a retard for trying to figure out how much you fap. Edited June 5, 2010 by NoLookShot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenIverson#1fan Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 Woah, this is freaky.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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