Multi-Billionaire Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 http://soccerlens.com/crazy-red-yellow-cards/23052/ Two teammates going at it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFLeTm46CqQ When Newcastle duo Andy Carroll & Charles N’Zogbia clashed during training recently, manager Joe Kinnear was quoted as saying “I like my players to show a bit of passion”. Fair comment I suppose, but then Graeme Souness was often heard muttering similar phrases during his stint on Tyneside, and look what happened there. Souness had arrived at St James Park hell-bent on instilling some discipline into the talented, but wayward, young side left by Sir Bobby Robson. But within six months he had alienated striker Craig Bellamy after a more-than-public spat, and then came this. Trailing at home to Aston Villa, midfield “maestros” Kieron Dyer & Lee Bowyer decided it was time to show some of that mythical “fighting spirit”. The only problem was, they picked on each other, earning themselves a red card each. As a sub note, that game also features another farcical red card, as Toon defender Steven Taylor blocked a goalbound Darius Vassell shot on the line with his hand, only to try (and fail) to convince the referee it had smashed him in the chest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trutrojan8 Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 lmao of course the field fairies fought like pussies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnTheMoon Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Haha good find. Some of these are hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YugoRocketsFan Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 lmao of course the field fairies fought like pussies Infielder Chris Brown missed a game because he "slept on his eye funny". Pitcher Adam Eaton stabbed himself in the stomach as he was using a knife to open a DVD wrapper. Sammy Sosa was disabled after a violent sneeze. Pitcher Jeff Juden missed a start because a tattoo he got prior to the season opener got infected. Reliever Randy Flores was put on the disabled list - while removing his socks after a game, a large patch of skin also came off. DH Mickey Tettleton went on the disabled list with athlete's foot. The story is that he tied his shoes too tight. Utility infielder Bret Barberie missed a game because he mistakenly rubbed chili juice in his eyes. Pitcher Ricky Bones injured his lower back getting out of a chair while watching television in the clubhouse. Outfielder Dustan Mohr strained his groin while trying to get out of the dugout for a celebration for another player's home run. Reliever Larry Anderson strained a rib muscle jumping from the bench to join a brawl. Shortstop Rey Quinones wasn't available as a pinch hitter as he was in the clubhouse playing Nintendo. (OK, it's not an injury, but it's pretty funny!) Pitcher Mark Smith was injured when he stuck his hand into an air conditioner to see why it wasn't working. Reliever Joey Eischen broke his arm jumping into the air to field a ground ball. Shortstop Clint Barmes fell down some stairs and broke his collarbone. He was unable to break his fall because he was cradling a package of venison given to him from teammate Todd Helton. Pitcher Greg Harris suffered a strained elbow flipping sunflower seeds while sitting in the bullpen. Pitcher Randy Veres injured his hand pounding on the hotel room wall, trying to get the people in the next room to be quiet. Third baseman Randy Johnson strained his back putting on his socks. Pitcher Byron McLaughlin cut his right hand when he was practicing his windup in his hotel room. He was apparently too close to the mirror. Catcher Brent Mayne missed an entire month in the 2002 season because he turned his head to check traffic as he was crossing the street - and wrenched his back. Pitcher Steve Foster injured his shoulder at a taping of a segment for "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno". Speedster Rickey Henderson allegedly missed several games in August due to frostbite. Outfielder Ken Griffey Jr. missed a game after his cup slipped and pinched a testicle. Pitcher Oliver Perez went on the 15 day disabled list after breaking his toe while kicking a laundry cart in the visitor's clubhouse. Outfielder Marty Cordova missed a game after he burned his face, spending too much time under a tanning lamp. Jose Cardenal missed a game because he was kept awake all night by crickets chirping in his hotel room. Pitcher Kenny Rogers dislocated his pinky finger (on his non-pitching hand) after punching out a water cooler. Outfielder Glenallen Hill received cuts over much of his body after he fell out of bed onto a glass table. He was having a nightmare about being covered in spiders. Pitcher Rich Harden strained his shoulder turning off his alarm clock. Second baseman Jeff Kent claimed he hurt his wrist while washing his truck. Speculation is that he was injured in a motorcycle accident while doing tricks. Infielder Paul Molitor dislocated a knuckle when it got stuck in another player's glove. Pitcher Terry Mulholland scratched his eye on a feather that was sticking out of a pillow. Hall of Fame pitcher Phil Niekro was injured while shaking hands. Pitcher Doc Gooden missed a start when a teammate accidentally hit him with a golf club in the locker room. Shortstop Jason Bartlett tore the nail off his left pinky while sliding his hand under the television in his room at the Ritz Carlton hotel in Detroit. Shortstop Juan Castro hurt his neck on the pillow at the same Ritz Carlton hotel in Detroit. Infielder Kent Hrbek sprained an ankle wrestling with a clubhouse attendant, forcing him to miss the final ten days of the season. Famed outfielder Kevin Mitchell strained a muscle while vomiting. Kevin Mitchell also was hurt by a microwaved donut. Supposedly eating this led to his needing a root canal. Pitcher Pascual Perez missed a game in Atlanta because he couldn't find the correct exit ramp on the freeway. OK, it's not an injury, but it's pretty funny! Wade Boggs hurt his back putting on his cowboy boots. Pitcher Mike Remlinger missed 15 days because he broke his left pinky in a clubhouse recliner. Reliever Steve Sparks dislocated his shoulder while trying to tear a phone book in half. Pitcher Carlos Perez broke his nose in a car accident - he was trying to pass the team bus at the time. John Smoltz burned his chest while ironing the shirt he was wearing. Outfielder Oddibe McDowell sliced his hand while buttering a roll at the annual "Welcome Luncheon" held by the Texas Rangers. Pitcher Charlie Hough broke his finger shaking hands. Nolan Ryan missed a start after being bitten by a coyote. Shortstop Bobby Crosby cracked two ribs while swinging the bat during opening day practice. Outfielder Terry Harper separated a shoulder after high-fiving a teammate. Outfielder Vince Coleman missed the entire 1985 World Series after being rolled up in the tarp machine at Busch Stadium. Pitcher David Cone missed a start because his mother-in-law's Jack Russell Terrier bit him. Hall of Famer George Brett broke a toe on a chair when he was running from the kitchen to the living room to see baseball on TV. Future Hall of Famer Tony Gwynn missed several games because he smashed his finger in the door of his luxury car, on the way to the bank. Pitcher Carlos Zambrano was diagnosed with carpal tunnel syndrome after spending as many as five hours daily on the Internet. Red Sox rookie Clarence Blethen thought he looked older and meaner if he took his false teeth out when he pitched. He forgot to put them back in his mouth when he was batting. While sliding into second base to break up a double play, his own teeth bit himself in the butt. http://www.funny2.com/baseball.htm We all know who the real field fairies are 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish7718 Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 http://www.funny2.com/baseball.htm We all know who the real field fairies areUhm, Adam Eaton is my father, he called my father a fairy. Ban this man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YugoRocketsFan Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 (edited) LOL @ trutrojan viewing the thread for 20 mins then leaving. He got http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/pwnt-31487.jpg Edited June 26, 2010 by YugoRocketsFan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Penny Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 http://www.funny2.com/baseball.htm We all know who the real field fairies are :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trutrojan8 Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Those are still real injuries though. Broken arm? I don't care if you do it while wrestling a bear, or putting on your shirt. Soccer players fake injuries every single match. Show me a baseball clip of someone flopping and acting like a [expletive]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YugoRocketsFan Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 (edited) Those are still real injuries though. Broken arm? I don't care if you do it while wrestling a bear, or putting on your shirt. Soccer players fake injuries every single match. Show me a baseball clip of someone flopping and acting like a [expletive].http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/30403/original/YouMad.jpg you cant show people flopping in baseball because its not a contact sport you moron, people only flop in basketball and soccer because you can get an advantage when doing it. Plus this proves baseball players are pussies, they dont play when something minor happens to them, soccer players play even with injuries and for example that Slovakian player had a huge cut on his leg and still played, if it was a baseball player he would have been out because everyone knows people play baseball because they are afraid of sports that can get them injured. So quit trolling in the soccer threads and go watch your golf turned into a team sport. Edited June 26, 2010 by YugoRocketsFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trutrojan8 Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 lol did you see the Ghana vs US game in like the 110th minute or something, the guy tried a bicycle kick and literally NOBODY touched him. Got taken off on a stretcher, then when he reaches the sidelines, he got off the stretcher like nothing happened. That shows a spineless [expletive] who wouldn't even be able to play a real sport like football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YugoRocketsFan Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 lol did you see the Ghana vs US game in like the 110th minute or something, the guy tried a bicycle kick and literally NOBODY touched him. Got taken off on a stretcher, then when he reaches the sidelines, he got off the stretcher like nothing happened. That shows a spineless [expletive] who wouldn't even be able to play a real sport like football. http://skepticalteacher.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/facepalm1.jpg So because a guy faked an injury to waste time it means he wouldn't be able to play a real "sport" like football, which is a retarded and [expletive] version of rugby? Sometimes I feel like I am arguing with mentally handicapped people online. BTW lol @ you quickly changing the subject to football because we all know baseball is the biggest pansy sport there is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trutrojan8 Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 (edited) The funny thing is, is you don't have any video of baseball players acting like pussies. Oh, except that lame attempt where you posted some Ontario softball league. You just say it over and over again like a broken record. I've posted clips of your professionals, the faces of your sport - acting like 4 year old girls, on the biggest stage in the world. Niceeee Edited June 26, 2010 by trutrojan8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xx. Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Yugo, baseball is a sport for men and full of contact please stop. Not serious. Yugo owned the card collector. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YugoRocketsFan Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 The funny thing is, is you don't have any video of baseball players acting like pussies. Oh, except that lame attempt where you posted some Ontario softball league. You just say it over and over again like a broken record. I've posted clips of your professionals, the faces of your sport - acting like 4 year old girls, on the biggest stage in the world. NiceeeeSure, but I also cant find any video of Tiger Woods acting like a [expletive] or softball players acting like pussies but that doesnt mean that they are tough people, soccer players only fake it for getting calls their way, not because it hurts when someone barely taps them, but baseball players dont play games when they stub their toe or get a splinter in their finger, LOL, thats what you call a pansy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trutrojan8 Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 lmao I guarantee Tiger Woods could beat the [expletive] out of any single soccer player in the world. His shoulders are bigger than soccer players' whole bodies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YugoRocketsFan Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 lmao I guarantee Tiger Woods could beat the [expletive] out of any single soccer player in the world. His shoulders are bigger than soccer players' whole bodies. lol @ this being the only thing you can say after getting owned, if his wife can kick his [expletive], what makes you think he could kick anyone's [expletive]? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trutrojan8 Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Too bad that never happened silly serb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish7718 Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Yugo, baseball is a sport for men and full of contact please stop. Not serious. Yugo owned the card collector./disagree They are both being owned by continuing with this pointless argument and making themselves look retarded. No pro athlete in reality is a [expletive]. Period. If you want to argue that, go pick a fight with one and we will see who the real [expletive] is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NomarFachix Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 everyone knows people play baseball because they are afraid of sports that can get them injured. Ehhhhhh... noepp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastCoastNiner Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Slaven, just give it up. I've told you soccer players are pussies, yet you just say they are cheaters. The fact is, they are both pussies and cheaters. No one is saying that baseball players, tennis players, or any other non-contacts sport athletes are super tough, but they aren't pussies like MOST soccer players. I was willing to say that most soccer players don't fake injuries, but after watching the past few weeks, I've been proven wrong. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJwVVPkQEJs&playnext_from=TL&videos=3jCPJjcj8jM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZavXabGsuA&feature=related /Thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YugoRocketsFan Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Ive told you, basketball players are pussies, and they are cheaters. Fact is they are both pussies and cheaters. I was willing to say most basketball players dont fake injuries but after the past few days of not having a brain and looking at my ugly [expletive] girlfriend to long, Ive decided to change my mind. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoc8Ei9xk8g http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWRjyUzPX70 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjsFu882zks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_kNkksY8go http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTdERYOtqsg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YugoRocketsFan Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 BTW here is a video of the guy you jack-off to. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqI04lZYdAY Amare Stoudemire is a pansy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trutrojan8 Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 I don't like basketball or soccer, but notice how when soccer players fall down, they hold their faces.. when basketball players fall down, they get right back up. Not only do soccer players act like pansies, they also play like htem too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YugoRocketsFan Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 I don't like basketball or soccer, but notice how when soccer players fall down, they hold their faces.. when basketball players fall down, they get right back up. Not only do soccer players act like pansies, they also play like htem too. So because a soccer player fakes it differently it makes them more of a pansy, hilarious. At least the soccer players dont collect cards LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamerGuy Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Yeah, this got out of hand real quick. OK, this is how it's going to go down. Slaven, you're banned from the Baseball forum. And don't bring up baseball in the soccer forum, or any other for that matter. Trutrojan, you're banned from the soccer forum. Likewise, don't bring up soccer in any of the forums. I'm going to start suspending you guys if you don't cut the crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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