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LMAO this is a comment from Ira's blog:

 

Tony says: July 6, 2010 at 1:59 pm Time: Thursday, July 8, 12:03 AM.

Location: Henry Thomas’ office in Chicago, IL.

 

Dwyane Wade looks over the final page of the contract, admiring the Bulls logo in the letterhead. He takes a deep breath, looks over to Henry Thomas, and prepares to sign the contract. Just as his pen touches the paper, the window behind him shatters. The culprit: a mouthpiece. The mouthpiece, embossed with a fiery basketball, wedges itself between pen and paper.

 

Just as Wade and Thomas gather themselves, they notice a towering figure before them. Its Udonis Haslem. In one deft move, Udonis slings another mouthpiece at Henry Thomas, knocking him unconscious. Another figure silently floats into the room. Is it Magneto? No! It’s Pat Riley…and he’s wearing an Armani cape. He cocks his head down, imparting a cool, yet slightly annoyed gaze at Wade: “You’re coming with us, Dwyane.” Just as Wade begins to protest, Udonis knocks him across the jaw with an elbow: “Quit jiving us with your diva [expletive], fool!”

 

Wade, smarting from the blow, begins a half-hearted plea, citing his children. Riley, now growing impatient, motions over to the conference room door: “I’m sorry that it’s come to this, Dwyane.” The door suddenly swings open, with Michael Beasley stumbling into the room. Mike takes a minute to gather himself, and scans the room with his bloodshot eyes. He then stumbles over to Wade and exhales a large cloud of smoke, rendering Wade unconscious. Pat Riley nods his head at Udonis: “Tie him up and throw him up into the burlap sack. Find out how Alonzo is doing with Lebron. Come, Michael. It’s time to pay Chris a visit.”

 

That's some funny [expletive] right there LMAO

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Interesting:

 

@Ricbucher Not sure where the idea Tor won't S&T w/Mia came from, but it's not true. Calderon/Bosh for Chalmers, 2 future 1sts + trade exception: done.

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