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The mixture of semen, poop, and old urine. Hmm you can actually make a desert out of that, take a poop, roll i out into a long shape, kinda like a sausage, open the middle slightly from both ends, stick some of the semen inside it, close it up, and let urine surround it on the outside on a pastry dish. Stick a small candle on it and you got yourself a perfect birthday desert.

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The mixture of semen, poop, and old urine. Hmm you can actually make a desert out of that, take a poop, roll i out into a long shape, kinda like a sausage, open the middle slightly from both ends, stick some of the semen inside it, close it up, and let urine surround it on the outside on a pastry dish. Stick a small candle on it and you got yourself a perfect birthday desert.

You try too hard

 

Oh, and for me it's ranch dressing. [expletive]ing sick.

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The mixture of semen, poop, and old urine. Hmm you can actually make a desert out of that, take a poop, roll i out into a long shape, kinda like a sausage, open the middle slightly from both ends, stick some of the semen inside it, close it up, and let urine surround it on the outside on a pastry dish. Stick a small candle on it and you got yourself a perfect birthday desert.

LOL....

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My maggot-infested trash can (really, no idea how this happened). When I was taking the trash to the curb last night, I almost passed out.

 

Which reminds me, I need to get to Home Depot to pick up a new one at some point....

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My maggot-infested trash can (really, no idea how this happened). When I was taking the trash to the curb last night, I almost passed out.

 

Which reminds me, I need to get to Home Depot to pick up a new one at some point....

 

I get that smell from mine too man, you almost gag if u smell it too much instantly.

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The worst smell I have ever experience was when I was on vacation in the Caribbean and were near a volcano, Holy [expletive] do they REEK!

 

 

Also, spoiled milk is just awful. My roommates always get hot chocolate after dinner, and they had gotten some towards the end of April, and spilled it in my room without anyone knowing. The next few days were hot as hell, and when we turned the fan on everything just got so much worse. :lol: .

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a bad smell is also people that sweat like cows. I just want to tell them to go take a shower and get the F out

Just cause people sweat a lot doesn't mean they don't take showers. I have friends that use prescription deodorant and still have problems keeping it under control. It is called genetics.

 

Here is a fun experience. Go to Disney World all day and then at closing time, take the ferry boat back to the parking lot. The smell of sweaty Europeans is the worst thing imaginable

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Just cause people sweat a lot doesn't mean they don't take showers. I have friends that use prescription deodorant and still have problems keeping it under control. It is called genetics.

 

Here is a fun experience. Go to Disney World all day and then at closing time, take the ferry boat back to the parking lot. The smell of sweaty Europeans is the worst thing imaginable

I know but they need to take another shower :) oh yeah I know what you're talking about aha disgusting. there are a lot of bad smells. A lot of people hate the smell of diesel I LOVE IT.

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My maggot-infested trash can (really, no idea how this happened). When I was taking the trash to the curb last night, I almost passed out.

 

Which reminds me, I need to get to Home Depot to pick up a new one at some point....

 

Haha, if you try to throw the old one away will the trashmen take it or leave it there

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Haha, if you try to throw the old one away will the trashmen take it or leave it there

 

Haha I dunno, I might have to tape a sign to it saying to take it away. I dunno if they will want to touch it though. Covered by maggots.

 

And as somebody who sweats a lot due to bad genes, Sacha, you have no idea what you are talking about and you're coming off as a huge douche.

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