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^lol

 

For me, it's puke, it makes poop slightly more bearable... but close second to puke is human poop

 

Day-old mashed potatoes. The next time you have them, cover them up and let them sit for 24 hours. They are so bad, you won't be able to smell them twice.

 

You mean 24 hrs outside fridge... in the summer?

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My maggot-infested trash can (really, no idea how this happened).

 

Happens often when a bag is ripped and liquid gets in the can... flies lay their eggs in the liquid and out pop some delicious maggots. Hard as [expletive] to get rid of, too.

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You mean 24 hrs outside fridge... in the summer?

Nope, 24 hours just sitting on our counter top, covered, doesn't matter the temperature/season.

 

I know this because I fixed dinner once, had an emergency and ran out the door...drove three hours, didn't come back until the following day, and that wasn't even 24 hours. Almost killed me...I could smell them right when I stepped into the house, it was so bad.

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You do know mashed at restaurants are usually prepared well before serving and they can be up to 2 days old in fridge when they're served on your plate?

 

The only way I see why your mash turned bad is because it was outside fridge in warm-summer hot conditions, and your mash contained milk that almost went bad... So the milk part in it went bad and smelled

 

Worked in kitchen :) we put milk and butter yummm .. :)

 

 

trutojan, I don't see why ranch is bad... love it in my Sub sandwiches :P

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Well, of course, you can put them in the fridge to keep them good for a day or two.

 

Milk is never bad at my house. I drink three glasses a day.

 

Go ahead and try it...just leave them on the counter and check back in 24 hours. Keep the house the same temp as it always is (I'm sure you don't keep it 80 degrees in there).

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My dog took a [expletive] the other day, and I was home alone, so I had to actually pick it up. It smelled so bad that I was thinking of leaving it there so I wouldn't have to deal with the smell while walking to the trash.

 

I also hate the smell of tuna......nasty.

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Nobody else agrees w/ ranch? I swear every time someone eats like a salad in my car I'm driving with my head out the window

I love ranch personally, I've actually never met someone who considered the smell to be bad haha.

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what about your upper lip after u go down on a girl

I was gonna say a yeast infection... so hopefully that's not the same smell bro.

 

Honestly. If you've ever smelled a yeast infection, there's probably nothing worse.

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My maggot-infested trash can (really, no idea how this happened). When I was taking the trash to the curb last night, I almost passed out.

 

Which reminds me, I need to get to Home Depot to pick up a new one at some point....

You don't know anything until you ride on the back of a trash truck. The maggots are black and hiss. I did this for a job last summer.

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How the [expletive] exactly do you get in the position to be within smelling distance of a yeast infection... and why are you around a woman who'd allow you to smell it in the first place?

I'm not gonna explain it haha but the time I smelled it was because someone I knew was in a hospitol bed without being able to clean themselves very well for a long time... but like within about 5 feet and yeah, you can smell it if it's bad.

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I'm not gonna explain it haha but the time I smelled it was because someone I knew was in a hospitol bed without being able to clean themselves very well for a long time... but like within about 5 feet and yeah, you can smell it if it's bad.

 

Im gonna be nice when I say this but...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WTF

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Im gonna be nice when I say this but...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WTF

I won't try to explain, but it involved a cancer patient that had been bed ridden. Not something to joke about, but I will always remember that smell sadly.

 

And a yeast infection doesn't have to be in a vagina fyi.

 

 

"Diseases or conditions linked to candidiasis include HIV/AIDS, mononucleosis, cancer treatments, steroids, stress, and nutrient deficiency. Almost 15% of people with weakened immune systems develop a systemic illness caused by Candida species.[citation needed] In extreme cases, these superficial infections of the skin or mucous membranes may enter into the bloodstream and cause systemic Candida infections."

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