Nitro Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 So tomorrow I have probation for the first time and am likely going to be tested. Like the dip[expletive] I am I blazed about 2 weeks ago, and blew a few OC's 2.5 days ago. I'm not concerned about the OC's as they should be out of my system by tomorrow, but the weed is a problem. I have done a LOT of research on how to beat this thing, and here is my gameplan so far... -Wake up 4 hours prior and start drinking some water.-Around 3 hours prior, I will take my first detox drink that I bought at Vitamin Shoppe. -I will drink 2 glasses of water after that, one with Creatine (so the test doesn't come back as invalid because they can tell if you have diluted your urine by low creatine levels)-At that time, I will start popping Vitamin B12's to get my urine nice and yellow-Also at that time I will pop 4 aspirin. Supposedly it helps on the zero gravity part of the test, which also can detect if the piss has been diluted.-Around 1.5 hours before the test, I will take my 2nd detox drink.-After that, I will drink 32oz of water as instructed on the bottle over 20-30min. One glass I might spike with some more creatine.-Once again, pop some Vitamin B12's. -Piss my brains out before the test. By the time I get there I will have to probably piss again. I will continue to drink 3-4oz of water on the ride there. That's what I got so far. Any other helpful suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trutrojan8 Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 A tip for passing a drug test is to not take drugs. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted August 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 A tip for passing a drug test is to not take drugs. Very helpful. Thank you very much, I did not know that. I am very sorry for the inconvenience. Prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobb Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 A tip for passing a drug test is to not take drugs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Force Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 lol Nitro You know somebody was gunna say that...idk wtf to tell you, but yeah, just do what you have planned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legacy Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 A tip for passing a drug test is to not take drugs.LOL first thing I thought off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owner Real Deal Posted August 3, 2010 Owner Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 LMAO, sounds like you've already got the plan ready. I'm not so sure anyone else can give you advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobb Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 (edited) Get your next door neighbors kid to piss in a cup. Then get a rubber and fill it with the piss. Tie it to your wiener. Then go in and fill the cup up with the piss. Edited August 3, 2010 by Cobb 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish7718 Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 Get your next door neighbors kid piss in a cup. Then get a rubber and fill it with the piss. Tie it to your wiener. Then go in and fill the cup up with the piss.Perfect plan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted August 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 Get your next door neighbors kid piss in a cup. Then get a rubber and fill it with the piss. Tie it to your wiener. Then go in and fill the cup up with the piss. I was considering that, but the issue is I just moved to a new town a month or so ago and don't know anyone in the neighborhood. All my friends are about 30min away and I don't have access to a car anymore. And 95% of my friends would give me piss that's neon green from the amount of THC, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moeroadkill Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vv3ov7m_W0s /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JYD Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 2 weeks ago you should be fine man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Feelgood Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 A tip for passing a drug test is to not take drugs. Yeah I was gonna say that too. Honestly, you deserve to fail it for being an idiot. But that's just me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JYD Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 Yeah I was gonna say that too. Honestly, you deserve to fail it for being an idiot. But that's just me.nah no one deserves to fail a drug test, because no one should be drug tested in the first place. leave him alone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NomarFachix Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 lol, you should be straight. smh @ the straight edge society Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Feelgood Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 nah no one deserves to fail a drug test, because no one should be drug tested in the first place. leave him alone Well if he's on probation (for the first time) and he's NOT supposed to be doing drugs...kinda common sense NOT to do them yet he did anyways. Oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trutrojan8 Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 nah no one deserves to fail a drug test, because no one should be drug tested in the first place. leave him alonelets have heroin dealers by our schools lulzolulz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted August 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 nah no one deserves to fail a drug test, because no one should be drug tested in the first place. leave him alone lol, you should be straight. smh @ the straight edge society We know what it is being from the NJ/NY area. As for everyone calling me an idiot for smoking 2 weeks ago or whatever, you have NO idea wtf I've gone through in my life, why I make the decisions I do, etc... This thread was made to hear some helpful tips to pass a drug test for someone in my position, not to hear a bunch of whiney D.A.R.E [expletive]es preaching to me. I know it wasn't a smart move to smoke 2 weeks ago, and I acknowledged that to start the topic off. Reiterating that point over and over again while giving useless information to someone in my situation is pointless and annoying. And if you think this topic is pointless and annoying, ignore it. Don't litter it with a bunch of bull[expletive]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trutrojan8 Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 You asked for a tip for passing a drug test. The best tip I can give you is to not do drugs. If I asked for a tip on how to kill someone, I wouldn't get pissed off if someone told me to use a gun.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted August 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 You asked for a tip for passing a drug test. The best tip I can give you is to not do drugs. If I asked for a tip on how to kill someone, I wouldn't get pissed off if someone told me to use a gun.. If you read my post you'd realize abstinence is futile at this point. No help whatsoever. To go with a similar analogy to yours, it's like me asking where I should hide a gun after I killed someone, and you responding, "Don't kill someone and you wouldn't have to hide the gun." No [expletive]. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingfish Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 [expletive] THE POLICE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammin Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 Honestly brah.. there's a MASSIVE list on Google that gives you the best ways to pass drug tests for every drug. For weed, just add 6-10 drops of clear, not-foamy bleach and it'll level all the pH levels so they can't see weed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deestillballin Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 As crazy as this sounds when I *ahem* relaxed i call it in the military. What helped out ALOT is vitiaman water XXX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawks Fly High Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 Get someone to piss for you in a cup. tie it to your leg and go in jeans. when they ask you to piss for them just give them other piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish7718 Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 Get someone to piss for you in a cup. tie it to your leg and go in jeans. when they ask you to piss for them just give them other piss.Get your next door neighbors kid to piss in a cup. Then get a rubber and fill it with the piss. Tie it to your wiener. Then go in and fill the cup up with the piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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