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RD1: (4) Blazed49 vs. (5) Sun Tzu


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Rules

 

1) 16 lines max.

2) At least one of those lines must be about your opponent's favorite sports team (basketball, football, etc).

3) One line has to end with your opponent's display name on OTR. You can exclude numbers. For example, "Fish" can be used in this battle.

4) Cussing will be censored if you decide to use it. Don't bypass the censor with asterisks or other symbols.

5) If you say Dick Vitale's first name, please censor it yourself by typing [expletive]. In the manner it would be used in this contest, it should be filtered out.

 

NOBODY ELSE POST IN THIS TOPIC UNTIL THE SECOND RAP IS ADDED.

 

After both competitors are finished, members can place their vote. Please explain your vote.

 

The lower seeds (#-wise) go first. Based on this match-up, Blazed49 will be asked to post his. You have two days to post.

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Yeeeeeah. Ummmmmmm. I'm goin in.

 

I'll start it off slow, I know your mind can't brew these.

Flows like the nile deliveries like drew brees.

 

Imagine what I would do if I could do all I can.

I really could murder you, but I'm afraid I'd get the ban.

 

Man let's just go ahead and raise my hand.

Cause my flows wal mart you're just a lemonade stand.

 

I'm an expert at this battle [expletive], the real Sun Tzu.

This is like a punter tryin to block Ndamukong Suh.

 

I'm only half way through and I got this in the bag.

This is gettin uglier than fat bastard tryin to sag.

 

I'm the panthers in this battle, I smash then dash.

Blowin right past like anyone bein guarded by nash.

 

I'm real you fake everything you say is a stunt.

I'm so hot I'm smokin like the end of a blunt.

 

This is done I run this [expletive] hear that young sons?

I won sun too bad you're just like your phoenix suns.

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This will end just like the Suns and Blazers series in the last playoffs,

Cause like the Suns it'll only take one spit of fuel for me to go blastoff.

 

Sweep the series and anyone in my way to the top,

Cause I'll be on my A-game nonstop.

 

I don't know if you guys are just testin' me,

We all know this battle is going to end badly.

 

With Blazed's feelings and emotions being distressed and hurt,

Like how he gets all emotional when his sweatshirt gets dirtied by yoghurt.

 

I'll be running all over this [expletive] with my Range Rover like rhymes

And running like the Suns and Steve Nash throwin those dimes

 

Your whole flow is so cliche

Whereas mine is just sophisticated word play

 

Hopefully this virtual rap contest won't give you any third degree heartburns

I'm not talking about physical ones, but the ones from my spurns

 

This is my win cause I've already proven

And cause the chances of you beating me is one to a million

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