EastCoastNiner Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 Anything that is watched by more people on TV is better than other things. Sports are on TV. UFC has more fans than WWE, and UFC is better.Rob and Big gets more views than Fantasy Factory, and its better Comparing Sports to Music, Cars, etc is irrelevent. How's it irrelevant? It's irrelevant to you because it proves your stupid theory of something being more popular automatically making it better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carmelamare Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 Baseball! But I like soccer as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YugoRocketsFan Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 How's it irrelevant? It's irrelevant to you because it proves your stupid theory of something being more popular automatically making it better.Its irrelevant because its a different subject. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldChili Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 This is the easiest question I've ever answered in my life. Soccer. Soccer is for pansies who like to give them self esteem by calling it football, a real man's sport. Yea, just look at this pansy. http://d.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/sp/p5/20080426/20/3396668651.jpg Compared to this "real man." http://www.supplementgenius.com/images/grady.jpeg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastCoastNiner Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 This is the easiest question I've ever answered in my life. Soccer. Yea, just look at this pansy. http://d.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/sp/p5/20080426/20/3396668651.jpg Compared to this "real man." http://www.supplementgenius.com/images/grady.jpeg Both of those pictures are not good. Obviously, the fat black guy is just a beast, and I actually used that picture in a project for school before. . In the first picture, it's hid ribs that look like abs, and he mas "muffin tops" on his waist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastCoastNiner Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 Its irrelevant because its a different subject. No, it's not irrelevant because it's a different subject. The idea you are using is dumb, and you know it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldChili Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 (edited) I guess Puyol isn't the best example (although he is a beast), but this should please you (no homo). http://real.theoffside.com/files/2008/07/espagne-sergio-ramos_diaporama.jpg Edited July 18, 2009 by OldChili Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
His Greatness Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 Yes, posting shirtless pictures of flimsy European men is totally not emasculating. If you're trying to argue that soccer is more manly than football, then you're fighting a losing battle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldChili Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 (edited) Yes, posting shirtless pictures of flimsy European men is totally not emasculating. If you're trying to argue that soccer is more manly than football, then you're fighting a losing battle.I'm just saying they're not pansies. Flimsy? Lol. If anything watching obese black men in tight shorts grabbing and tugging at each other is not manly in any sense. Edited July 18, 2009 by OldChili Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastCoastNiner Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 This thread is turning into which players look better now? . I love these threads. . Anyways, here are some beasts: http://allthatsfab.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/vd1.jpg http://football4america.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/jacked-vernon.jpg http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/sportatorium/T.O.%20Body.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
His Greatness Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 This is the easiest question I've ever answered in my life. Soccer. Yea, just look at this pansy. Compared to this "real man."It was obvious what you were implying. And stop with the platitudes while you're ahead. Soccer is not more manly than football — you're not going to win that. Those obese football players have more testosterone in their body than the entire sport of soccer. Yes some of them are overweight, but every one of them would eat Ronaldo's head, raw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldChili Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 This thread is turning into which players look better now? .I'm just pointing out soccer is not full of pansies. Find me one professional soccer player who is obese. I don't think there's another sport in the world where it requires you to be fat to play certain positions. NFL players get tired after running 50 yards; they wouldn't last 10 minutes playing soccer where there are no breaks except half time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish7718 Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 This is the easiest question I've ever answered in my life. Soccer. Yea, just look at this pansy. http://d.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/sp/p5/20080426/20/3396668651.jpg lol that dude is small as hell he just looks muscular because hes skin and bones http://cache.boston.com/images/bostondirtdogs//Headline_Archives/BDD_MAD-ABOUT-MCGWIRE_11.27.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastCoastNiner Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 I'm just pointing out soccer is not full of pansies. Find me one professional soccer player who is obese. I don't think there's another sport in the world where it requires you to be fat to play certain positions. NFL players get tired after running 50 yards; they wouldn't last 10 minutes playing soccer where there are no breaks except half time. The line-men are in excellent shape, and I would be you that I could pick many line-men that would DESTROY a bunch of soccer players in a 100 yard dash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldChili Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 It was obvious what you were implying. And stop with the platitudes while you're ahead. Soccer is not more manly than football — you're not going to win that. Those obese football players have more testosterone in their body than the entire sport of soccer. Yes some of them are overweight, but every one of them would eat Ronaldo's head, raw.I get it, being manly requires you to be obese and grabbing/tugging at other obese men in tight shorts. Some of them are fat? To be a linemen, a requirement is practically to be obese. They would eat Ronaldo's head if they could find the energy to run 10 yards before kneeling over and vomiting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdog17k Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 His Greatness, and ECN props to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldChili Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 The line-men are in excellent shape, and I would be you that I could pick many line-men that would DESTROY a bunch of soccer players in a 100 yard dash.http://www.sptimes.com/2006/01/29/images/large/C_6_6cBig1__0129.jpg Damn, your standards are low. I hope you're joking about that second part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastCoastNiner Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 I get it, being manly requires you to be obese and grabbing/tugging at other obese men in tight shorts. Some of them are fat? To be a linemen, a requirement is practically to be obese. They would eat Ronaldo's head if they could find the energy to run 10 yards before kneeling over and vomiting. And, soccer players walk and jog at mid-field for most of the game, so what's your point? The line-men, in general, are in very good shape. There's a reason that not any "fat" person can play the O-Line/D-Line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastCoastNiner Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 http://www.sptimes.com/2006/01/29/images/large/C_6_6cBig1__0129.jpg Damn, your standards are low. I hope you're joking about that second part. Their outer appearance doesn't mean that they aren't in shape, and no, I'm dead serious because it's true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldChili Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 And, soccer players walk and jog at mid-field for most of the game, so what's your point?Lol. Even if that was true, it doesn't compare from getting breaks every 5 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastCoastNiner Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 Lol. Even if that was true, it doesn't compare from getting breaks every 5 minutes. They run a new play about every 45-60 seconds at full speed, exerting all of their energy, something you wish soccer players could do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldChili Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 http://cache.boston.com/images/bostondirtdogs//Headline_Archives/BDD_MAD-ABOUT-MCGWIRE_11.27.jpg McGwire's brother reveals slugger's steroid use Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
His Greatness Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 (edited) I get it, being manly requires you to be obese and grabbing/tugging at other obese men in tight shorts. Some of them are fat? To be a linemen, a requirement is practically to be obese. They would eat Ronaldo's head if they could find the energy to run 10 yards before kneeling over and vomiting. lmao, I implore you to play one down in the trenches with all the physical jostling, shoving, and borderline murder that goes on, and see if you make it back in one piece. High school, college, wherever. A far cry from soccer, where a player takes a love tap and feigns death on the field. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfGYKFaE9l4 The face of soccer: a melodramatic metrosexual that probably paints his nails and goes purse shopping. Real man. Edited July 18, 2009 by His Greatness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldChili Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 They run a new play about every 45-60 seconds at full speed, exerting all of their energy, something you wish soccer players could do.Full speed? Doing what, pushing other fat men out of the way to run 5 yards to tackle someone to the ground? Compared to running and jogging for 45 minutes straight, get a 15 minute break, and then another 45 minutes? In soccer if you get subbed out you can't come back in; most NFL players wouldn't survive playing 30 minutes of soccer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdog17k Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 Looks like soccer players like to just fall down alot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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