htown11 Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 What are some of your favorite movie quotes? (add the scene if you want) I think this might be my favorite of all time. http://www.biggulpshuh.com/ [coming out of the 7-11]Lloyd: Hey guys. Woah, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see ya later. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g1KcOw7zas just makes you go what...? Epic Some others: "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." - Godfather "You talkin' to me?" - Taxi Driver http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzPBUGUM7KQ "I love the smell of napalm in the morning!" - Apocalypse Now "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" - Network "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me... Aren't you?" - The Graduate "There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?" - Airplane Sonny: [talking to Sal, waiting for his wife to answer the phone] You know I can call anybody, they'd put it on the phone? The Pope, an astronaut, the wisest of the wise... Who do I have to call? - Dog Day Afternoon Vinny Gambini: Were these magic grits? Did you get these grits from the same guy who sold Jack his bean stalk beans? - My Cousin Vinny Anton Chigurh: What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss. - No Country for Old Men Carl Fredricksen: This is crazy. I finally meet my childhood hero and he's trying to kill us. What a joke.Dug: Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead. - UP Smokey: Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You [expletive]in' up the rotation. - Friday Smokey: I've been smokin' ever since I was two. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNUjClJked8 "I look back on the way I was then. A young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I wanna talk to him. I wanna try to talk some sense to him. Tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man's all that's left.". - Shawshank Redemption Those are some random ones... but I always remember those quotes and scenes, so many more to choose from. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AboveLegit Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 Gladiator:Maximus: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge_WEirzSYY^^ I know it's a scene but almost every line that Wahlberg says is gold. Fight Club:Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows. Snatch:Avi: Shut up and sit down, you big, bald [expletive]. I don't like leaving my own country, Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less then warm sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats.Doug the Head: We've got sandy beaches...Avi: So? Who the [expletive] wants to see 'em? I hope you appreciate the concern I have for my friend Franky, Doug. I'm gonna find him, and you're gonna help me find him, and we're gonna start at that fight. I got a lot more but that's all I'll post for now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dash Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 "HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4JgjXWEhs0 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Check my Stats Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 http://g.mycommentspace.com/msgfx/61/6131.jpg "May the force be with you" "Yo Adrian" “Ye’d best start believin’ in ghost stories, Miss Turner. Yer in one” "Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celtics3420 Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO4tIrjBDkk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deestillballin Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 "I look back on the way I was then. A young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I wanna talk to him. I wanna try to talk some sense to him. Tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man's all that's left.". - Shawshank Redemption Loved that scene... I have a few more.. Daughter: I'm going to Derek's.Father: Whoa, whoa, whoa, who is Derek?Daughter: Uh, duh, my boyfriend, the hottest boy in school?Father: Yeah, he's gonna be really hot when I burn his house down. -- Click (makes me laugh every time) "The street is the only thing that matters. Court is for uptown people with suits, money, lawyers with three names. If you got cash you can buy court justice. But on the street, justice has no price. She's blind where the judge sits but she's not blind out here. Out here the [expletive] got eyes." - Sleepres http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMGMZsKXz94Nuff Said "You smoke crack, don't you, boy? Don't you smoke crack? Yeah, I thought so. And you know what that does to you? You don't? It kills your brain cells, son. It kills your brain cells! Now when you're destroying your brain cells, you're doing the same thing as killing yourself. You're just doing it slower! Now, I say if your wanna kill yourself, don't [expletive] around with it, do it expeditiously! Go on and jump! JUMP! " -- Lean on me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Feelgood Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 I love this scene right here. "Don't you know you're supposed to blow on it first?" and "I am so sorry but her soup face scare the [expletive] out of me, my voice is not that high."http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6QCXx1OgYI And "I smacked him so hard that I almost depacitated him"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtW6w4E0eUI&feature=related "Do you know what 10 grand feels like in your pocket? It feels like a third [expletive]!"Starts at 8 seconds with the quote.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRgedbbb6X8&feature=related I'll do some other ones later... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NomarFachix Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you [expletive] a stranger in the [expletive]? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phightins Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 (edited) Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you [expletive] a stranger in the [expletive]? I prefer "[expletive] it Dude, let's go bowling". A line that I live by! Edited December 13, 2010 by Phightins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lkr Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 I prefer "[expletive] it Dude, let's go bowling". A line that I live by!Those are some good burgers, Walter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver P Posted December 19, 2010 Report Share Posted December 19, 2010 Those are some great quotes htown haha, especially the Taxi Driver, No Country For Old Men, Airplane and Dumb and Dumber ones. Can't go wrong with those epic movies. I also love the Big Lebowski ones guys, obviously as a Coen Bros huge fan. Well I love so many movie quotes that I just don't know which ones to mention lol... I think that my favorite movie quotes ever is in Raising Arizona : "A: Alright ... everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground. B: Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground ? Mean to say, if I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if I drop, I'm gonna be in motion. You see- A: SHUT UP !!! B : Okay then. A : Everybody down on the ground ! C: Yeah, ya'll can just forget that stuff about freezin. A: Wanna fill this up partner ? We got... [expletive]! Where'd all the tellers go?? D: We're down here, sir. C: They're down on the ground like you commanded, Gail. A: I told you not to use my damned name ! Can't you even try to keep from forgettin that ??!! C: Not even your code name? A: Oh yeah, yeah.. My code name. C: Y'all hear that ?! We're using codenames." Another quote that I love in The Taking of Pelham 1,2,3 (the real version from 1974 with the great Walter Matthau) : "A : And what the hell are those china men doing here ? B : Holy Christ I forgot. Johnny would you take these monkeys outta here ? C : It is alright Lieutenant Garber. I'm sure we can find our way out." LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaveli Posted December 19, 2010 Report Share Posted December 19, 2010 The greatest knock-knock joke of all time (Catch Me If You Can) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn38I0Y-zqg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s.t.a.t. Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK9fB99A5dU&feature=relatedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUmT5mAJtbI&feature=relatedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmjTotznS3Mhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAl-ZyI8R5Y Basically I have wayyy to many to even put all of them, these are just a few i found real quick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Feelgood Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 All very nice ones stat, BASEketball is one of my favorites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lkr Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el5QXV-W5_g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish7718 Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 I prefer "[expletive] it Dude, let's go bowling". A line that I live by!I didn't think that movie was as funny as other people thought but when he said that I was [expletive]ing historical for like 5 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lkr Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 he fixed the cable i'd post the vid, but I think i'd get in trouble for it here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lkr Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 (edited) alright, i'll post the video, but be warned, it is NSFW(has visible breasts), but it is HILARIOUShttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiG7z1lrs70 Edited December 26, 2010 by Lkr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sħãlïq™ Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO4tIrjBDkkThis one FTW!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver P Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 Here are some of my other favorite scenes : In The Big Lebowski : "Shut the [expletive] up Donny" "Dude : [expletive] sympathy, I don't need your [expletive]ing sympathy man I need my [expletive]ing johnson.Donny : What do you need that for dude ?" In Back to the Future : "Marty : Give me a Pepsi free.Bartender : If you want a Pepsi pal you're gonna have to pay for it." "Marty : Wait a minute Doc, are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me ?Doc : Precisely.Marty : Wow this is heavy.Doc : There's that word again... heavy. Why are things so heavy in the future, is there a problem with the Earth gravitational pole ?Marty : What ?!" "Biff : Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here ?Old Biff : It's leave you idiot ! Why don't you make like a tree and leave, you sound like a dam fool when you say it wrong." In Airplane : "Dont call me Shirley"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A5t5_O8hdA In The Naked Gun 2 1/2 : "Frank : Congratulations on Edna's pregnancy Ed.Ed : Yes, and if I ever catch the guy...!" In Raging Bull : "You [expletive]ed my wife ?" In Blood Simple : The intro, I've always loved what Emmett Walsch says here :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj6GmU4DX6g In Ed Wood : "Karloff ? Sidekick ? [expletive] you !!!" Well I'm getting tired of it so I'm gonna stop here for now. But I have so many favorite scenes... I can't mention 'em all. Maybe I'll mention some others later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish7718 Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_ff46b58Hk All the scenes with Joe Pesci in this movie are just incredible 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sħãlïq™ Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 (edited) Scary Movie 3 Paradox Arguments: "Wakin' Up Dead" , Mouse/Rat Argument Resolved", and many more: Edited December 26, 2010 by Shaliq Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
htown11 Posted December 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_ff46b58Hk All the scenes with Joe Pesci in this movie are just incredible Love that scene amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish7718 Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 Scary Movie 3 Paradox Arguments: "Wakin' Up Dead" , Mouse/Rat Argument Resolved", and many more: Haha nice Shaliq, I remember I used to LOVE this, especially the rat one I used to recite it by word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lkr Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 "Dude : [expletive] sympathy, I don't need your [expletive]ing sympathy man I need my [expletive]ing johnson.Donny : What do you need that for dude ?"Walter: Call the medics, Dude. I'd go myself but I'm pumping blood. Might pass out. Rest easy, good buddy, you're doing fine. We got help choppering in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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