The Truth Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 for the first time ever, I'll be dealing with the bull[expletive] TSA this Thursday when I fly to Oakland. has anyone had to go through this yet? if so, what would you suggest - pat down or full body scanner? I feel like I lose no matter what. being a skeptic, I feel like I'll get struck with cancer if I go through the scanner. if I opt for the pat down, knowing my luck, some guy's gonna grab my nuts. what should I do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NomarFachix Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 Go to the pat-down and leave with a full chub. Guy will be tentative the rest of his career. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawks Fly High Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 I got called for randon check twice in a row. Pissed me the [expletive] off. Some fat Mexican dude did the pat down for me. It was disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 Get a bunch of drugs, stick 'em in a balloon and shove 'em up your [expletive], then go through the scanner...if you don't end up in prison, please report back to OTR so I'll know what to and not-to bring on my Miami vacation in a few months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truth Posted January 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 Go to the pat-down and leave with a full chub. Guy will be tentative the rest of his career.what's a 'full chub?' I got called for randon check twice in a row. Pissed me the [expletive] off. Some fat Mexican dude did the pat down for me. It was disgusting.how was it disgusting? Get a bunch of drugs, stick 'em in a balloon and shove 'em up your [expletive], then go through the scanner...if you don't end up in prison, please report back to OTR so I'll know what to and not-to bring on my Miami vacation in a few months.Miami? lucky bastard. <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lkr Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 just go with the scanner, it isn't a big deal. you have a better chance of getting cancer from using your microwave a minute a day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trutrojan8 Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 lmao a bunch of homophobic [expletive]s on this forum. Who the [expletive] cares if a guy pats you down? He isn't there to stick his finger in your [expletive], and he likes it just as much as you do. Just let him do his damn job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingfish Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 What? They dont even make you choose. I flown to New York and back to Cali and all I had to do was walk through the same xray thing I have been doing for years, nobody offered me a choice of anything. There have been rumors of full body scans or pat downs, but I dont think its in place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NomarFachix Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 what's a 'full chub?' A fully engorged erection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truth Posted January 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 lmao a bunch of homophobic [expletive]s on this forum. Who the [expletive] cares if a guy pats you down? He isn't there to stick his finger in your [expletive], and he likes it just as much as you do. Just let him do his damn job.I won't really care what they do as long as they don't have me strip down or something. A fully engorged erection.at my high school graduation, I stuck a water bottle through my pants zipper and under my robe. so, when all the students walked to the bleachers, everyone thought I had a huge boner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yogi Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 I had to go through the naked scanner when I was traveling over Thanksgiving break. I'm extremely against the scanners/pat downs but it really wasn't all that bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truth Posted January 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 well, here it goes. I'll let you guys know if anyone grabs ma nutz. There have been rumors of full body scans or pat downs, but I dont think its in place.it's in place; it's just not in all the airports... yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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