Nitro Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 (edited) Yo, my bad for taking so long with this, it's been like 3 months Anyway, these are the Finals. I figured I would get this specific competition over with, then if you guys want we can start up a new tourney when this is finished. Anyway, I'll leave it to up to Fish to see who goes first, and hopefully by the weekend we'll be ready for voting. Here are the rules: Rules1) 16 lines max.2) At least one of those lines must be about your opponent's favorite sports team (basketball, football, etc).3) One line has to end with your opponent's display name on OTR. You can exclude numbers. For example, "Fish" can be used in this battle.4) Cussing will be censored if you decide to use it. Don't bypass the censor with asterisks or other symbols.5) If you say Dick Vitale's first name, please censor it yourself by typing [expletive]. In the manner it would be used in this contest, it should be filtered out. NOBODY ELSE POST IN THIS TOPIC UNTIL THE SECOND RAP IS ADDED. After both competitors are finished, members can place their vote. Please explain your vote. Edited January 22, 2011 by Nitro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish7718 Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 You can go first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted January 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 K, here's my entry (it's all in good fun, no hard feelings even though it's kinda harsh): Your punchlines are unfunny like new SandlerI got more ill skill and will-son than chandlerBro you fatter than that [expletive] on J-LoA-Hole, instead of Rick, your rap's a Gay-RollTake shots at the Nets with Eddy on your payroll?While Dash’s eatin Curry and Yao’s chewin egg-rollsIf I call you my dawg, I’ll treat you like VickNo [expletive], you dirty like an uncircumsized dickMy words are too crazy to be picturedYour verses hurt my head worse than Gabby Giffords’Oh, too soon? whatever I’ll go onMy brain’s damaged, can’t tell right from wrongI may be a dope-head who’s got no breadBut my rhymes come alive while your whack flow’s deadThis sixteen made you terminal, go make-a-wishYou livin Dark Fantasies like that other Gay-Fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish7718 Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 No hard feelings, just a rap, nice, I'll have mine up by this weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish7718 Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 (edited) 1 win away from the crown and like John Cena my time is nowThere ain't nothin that can stop me now, especially not this nitro clownComparing me to Kanye but you the college flunkieForget Kanye you ain't even a dropout you just a neva been junkieAin't no one ever heard or will hear your crap rap nitronot even soulja boy would feature you on an in or an outroDon't even get me started on you turning your chick into a lesShe musta unzipped ya pants saw your dick and said "omigod is that a pez?"I mean damn man why you gotta do homies like thatYou supposed to be convertin the chicks to our team not sending em back!I may be fat but thats why we can rock the nick name Biggie SmallzI'm biggie getting chicks like diddy, you smallz cause homie - YOU JUST SMALLYou had no chance in this battle I'm a true OGLet's not forget the fact I'm from NY you from a dump called jerseySo I'm give you a tip on how you could get a little coochie coochieGo find the tan greese rat Snooki and offer her a cookie No hard feelings intended either Edited January 22, 2011 by fish7718 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted January 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 No hard feelings intended either Haha nice. VOTE NOW!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChosenOne Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 I gotta give it to the Fish, Nitro had it uptill Fish's last three lines. Fish - 1Nitro - 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moeroadkill Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 i liked fish better 2zip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Tzu Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 I think Fish threw more punchlines and his attempts were alright. Nitro's weren't too bad but none of the punches were really that great. I'll give this to Fish. Fish - 3Nitro - 0 Btw, lets get this goin' again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Swish* Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 preferred Nitro's. 3-1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JYD Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Nitro 3-2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guru Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Very close. But Nitro's was better imo. 3-3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truth Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 why is there no poll here? lol, anyway, I gotta go with fish. Nitro had some nice rhymes, but it was kinda choppy and I just thought fish laid a better flow. I still love you though, Nitro. 4-3 fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted January 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 (edited) why is there no poll here? lol, anyway, I gotta go with fish. Nitro had some nice rhymes, but it was kinda choppy and I just thought fish laid a better flow. I still love you though, Nitro. 4-3 fish I didn't include a poll because I wanted people to post there choice with some kind of reason. And with all due respect to Fish, who posted a nice 16 with solid punchlines, no way he had a better flow than I did Too many words and syllables per line. PS- I lol'd at the lines he fired at me saying he's getting chicks like Diddy, and I'm sending girls away from "our" team...who's our team bruh? I thought you were batting for that other team...just thought that was funny. Edited January 22, 2011 by Nitro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truth Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 PS- I lol'd at the lines he fired at me saying he's getting chicks like Diddy, and I'm sending girls away from "our" team...who's our team bruh? I thought you were batting for that other team...just thought that was funny.he made that line in reference to how you turn chicks into lesbians. Don't even get me started on you turning your chick into a lesShe musta unzipped ya pants saw your dick and said "omigod is that a pez?"I mean damn man why you gotta do homies like thatYou supposed to be convertin the chicks to our team not sending em back!by 'our team,' he meant male heterosexuals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted January 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 he made that line in reference to how you turn chicks into lesbians. by 'our team,' he meant male heterosexuals. You proved my point...he's not a heterosexual. That's why I pushed the gay thing so hard in my rhymes, so when I heard his repsonse with those lines I lol'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truth Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 You proved my point...he's not a heterosexual. That's why I pushed the gay thing so hard in my rhymes, so when I heard his repsonse with those lines I lol'd. how you know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted January 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 how you know? If memory serves me correctly, he's pretty open about it. I remember clearly him posting in the random topic saying something like, "Kissed a man tonight" with a smiley by it. Not saying there's anything wrong with being gay, but he allowed it to be ammo in my raps by posting it on here, just like I did with me being a junkie and dropout. But playing the whole, "I get [expletive]es like Diddy" card when you don't play for our team...it just made me lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truth Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 If memory serves me correctly, he's pretty open about it. I remember clearly him posting in the random topic saying something like, "Kissed a man tonight" with a smiley by it. Not saying there's anything wrong with being gay, but he allowed it to be ammo in my raps by posting it on here, just like I did with me being a junkie and dropout. But playing the whole, "I get [expletive]es like Diddy" card when you don't play for our team...it just made me lol.http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-pictures-cat-suggests-you-find-proof-first.jpg lol jk. nah, y'all both had nice rhymes. I just liked the last few fish put down. it was neck and neck before then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted January 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 lol jk. nah, y'all both had nice rhymes. I just liked the last few fish put down. it was neck and neck before then. Haha it's all good, he wrote a nice 16, I got no problems losing to that. I just thought those few lines were funny. Anyway... KEEP VOTING PEOPLE!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaveli Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Really really close, but imma give it to Nitro. 4-4, tied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish7718 Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 If memory serves me correctly, he's pretty open about it. I remember clearly him posting in the random topic saying something like, "Kissed a man tonight" with a smiley by it. Not saying there's anything wrong with being gay, but he allowed it to be ammo in my raps by posting it on here, just like I did with me being a junkie and dropout. But playing the whole, "I get [expletive]es like Diddy" card when you don't play for our team...it just made me lol.wtf are you talking about? Not that there's anything wrong with being gay but I'm 100% straight and never said that or made gay references on this board. You got me confused with someone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truth Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 it's ok, fish. you don't have to pretend it's not true anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted January 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 (edited) wtf are you talking about? Not that there's anything wrong with being gay but I'm 100% straight and never said that or made gay references on this board. You got me confused with someone else. Hmmm... http://www.otrbasketball.com/forums/topic/8288-random-thread-2010/page__st__1220__p__173786#entry173786 I kissed another man today. It was interesting. "We don't believe you, you need more people!" Edited January 22, 2011 by Nitro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish7718 Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Hmmm... http://www.otrbasketball.com/forums/topic/8288-random-thread-2010/page__st__1220__p__173786#entry173786 "We don't believe you, you need more people!" i don't even know what this, prolly a joke, I assure I'm not gay, altho i don't really care what you think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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