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A note to Doug Collins


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Coach Collins,

 

As excruciating as some of these losses have been this year, I would still like to say "thanks" for getting the most out of these kids and making the Sixers fun again.

 

-A Sixers fan

 

 

 

 

PS...I know, very lame. But I had to do it.

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Chris,

 

Thank you for the letter. Sorry I couldn't reply to this last night; I was showing Andre how to keep his distance from 3-point shooters if we're up by 4 points at the end of the game, and plus, the site's CAPTCHA was too confusing to read (some of those letters look like lines and scribbles), and by the time I decided to register, everyone on the plane was sleeping.

 

We are doing our best. We are taking care of Tony Battie's knees as much as we can. I think we'll still get about 6-10 minutes out of him for the rest of the season, but I can only pray. Allen Iverson keeps phoning me from some weird telephone number, leaving messages about how he should be starting over Jrue, not sure what that's about. Oh, and I'm happy to tell you that I had a dream about Michael the other night...we won eight championships together, he decided not to retire in 1993 because I was still there, then we ditched Chicago and suited up for the Sixers as teammates in 1998, dominated the league and got married one year later. Marcus Jordan looks just like his daddy, but has my forehead!

 

Do you know we're the 7th seed in the East? Holy [expletive], I didn't know that, either.

 

Time to get ready for the Bobcats tonight. I hope Michael is in Charlotte, waiting to greet me!

 

Sincerely,

 

Doug

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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I think the Eastern Conference as a whole deserves some credit as well.

 

Well, the East being awful is nothing new. It sucked last year, and that didn't stop the Sixers from being stuck in neutral. And it's not like the Sixers, record-wise, are anything special this season, but for the first time in like five seasons you can see legitimate progress.

 

 

Do tell

 

Don't want to make any false accusations! I think it is funnier if I leave it as a secret.

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