Lkr Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 "Hey, Sheldon.">The audience laughs loudly."Bazinga!">The audience explodes into laughter. The building shakes slightly, and paramedics are put on standby (with earplugs in). The cast stands around awkwardly for roughly 5 minutes for it to calm down, each battling the urge to laugh."Windows 7.">The paramedics are pre-emptively deployed. The audience scream in laughter and the building starts rattling uncontrollably. Blood runs from most audience members noses and eyes as their brain haemorrhages under the hilarity. Urine streams down the legs of most people as janitors hastily attempt to mop it, to no avail. The vibrations trigger an earthquake that causes huge amounts of damage across California. The earth stops orbiting the sun, and immediately plummets into its fiery depths. "Hey Sheldon, what are you up to?">The audience chuckles to themselves."For your information, Penny, I'm watching the entire original series of Battlestar Galactica.">The audience bursts into laughter, several breaking into tears of joy."Oh, I love William Shatner!">The audience goes insane, rise from their seats and begin cheering and speaking in tongues. Piss begins spraying across the bleachers. Several audience members run from the theater in madness, still speaking in tongues. Police move in to quarantine building. Mob overwhelms and devours police force. Possessed audience members return with the bound and gagged casts of Modern Family and Community, sacrificing them on stage to the spirit of Milton Berle. Milton Berle returns in demon form and begins raping everyone within the LA area. President Obama calls in nuclear strike on Los Angeles. Nuclear explosion fails, causes Milton Berle's spirit to grow to five hundred feet in height, surviving humans flee earth on modified space shuttles. hey Sheldon>audience chucklesI'm going out tonight>raucous laughter bellows from the audienceyou can't!>audience begins a thunderous wave of laughter; several members die of laughter induced cardiac arresttonight is Nintendo 64 night!>the audience releases a titanic cacophony of laughter, rousing long dead spirits from their slumber. The skies darken and the rivers run red as the ancient seals of the titans, made by the gods themselves, begin to unravel. the beasts raise themselves from the earth, monstrosities of war, they let out mighty bellows, matched only by that of the audience, as they begin to cut swathes through the earth. within hours the world is thrown into darkness, the world once known to man is now all but lost. as the last souls die, the last memories of a world that once was, is lost. the titans let out one last roar as the gods abandon this realm, removing it from existence, and leave for Valhalla. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
htown11 Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 Lol my favorite show that's not on HBO. The script is genius and I am so glad Jim Parson won the Golden Globe this year. Rajesh: You know there's something I've always wondered about AquamanLeonard: Yeah?Rajesh: Where does he poop?Leonard: What?Rajesh: What do the toilet look like in Atlantis? How would you flush it? And when you did flush it, where would the poop go? Rajesh: I'd rather swim buck naked across the Ganges river with a paper cut on my nipple than work with you. Raj: In Avatar when they have sex on Pandora they hook up their ponytails so we know their ponytails are like their junk.Wolowitz: Yeah, so?Raj: So when they fly horses or fly on their birds they also use their ponytails.Wolowitz: What's your point?Raj: My point is that if I was a bird or a horse I'd be very nervous around James Cameron. Raj: I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out.Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic. Zack: You know, I saw this great thing on the Discovery Channel. Turns out if you kill a starfish it'll just come back to life.Sheldon: Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts? Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lkr Posted January 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 I was actually making fun of the show because it isn't funny at all when am I supposed to laugh?:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmLQaTcViOAthis is funny?:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUpZ7trmmls >"Hey Sheldon, wanna see the new Harry Potter movie?" >The audience chuckles nervously >"No, Harry Potter is for children. I prefer realistic and dramatic films, such as Star Wars." >The audience laughs heartily >"Luke, I am your father!" >The audience begins laughing so hard they burst into flame and their lungs explode. They start pissing themselves from laughter, which fails to put out the flames but makes everything smell like burnt hair. An older gentleman has a heart attack and dies on the floor, burning while still chuckling. The earth trembles below the studio, opening a gaping crack into the underbelly of the earth. Several members of the audience are dragged into the blackness, laughing so hard blood spills from their mouths as they descend into the molten core of the earth, smashing into the rock as they fall. The continued laughter echoes off the rock, causing the largest known earthquake in history, crippling the powergrids of several of the world's major cities, plunging humankind into darkness for weeks. Martial law is called into effect as the riots increase in size and aggressiveness. As food begins to run out, half of the world's populace is dead, with the survivors now resorting to cannibalism and subsistence farming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
htown11 Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 (edited) Oh didn't catch that at all.... I think it's the best written comedy show on television. HBO is a whole other beast but for prime time Big Bang absolutely owns. Edited January 23, 2011 by htown11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lkr Posted January 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 the writing is absolutely atrocious. nothing is funny unless they are playing the laugh track(which they always do). the NBC sitcoms on Thursday(office, parks and rec, community, 30 rock) and modern family are MUCH better written and have much better actors/actresses. best part? no laugh track. if something is actually funny, you can laugh. if something isn't funny, you don't just sit their and think wtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
htown11 Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 Lol the laugh track is always added in Chuck Lorre's productions. Not everyone is going to enjoy the show I never said that but to say the writing is atrocious is just plain wrong. The writing makes the show, every scene is based around brilliantly witty dialogue. Anyone who has followed the show since day one has a strong love for the writing and the characters. That's probably why the show is averaging over 13 million people this season and has been consistently growing for CBS since they first aired it. That puts them at #12 for the top 20 Network Primetime Series that air in the country. So they are doing just fine lol That's why I really am glad they have been winning awards all over the place, and Parsons who plays Sheldon is just insanely good. His lines are by far some of the most difficult to recite and he does it flawlessly. BTW I also enjoy Modern Family, Community, and Parks and Rec they are all excellent but Big Bang is #1 on that list for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lkr Posted January 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 ratings don't mean something is good though. somehow expletive my dad says gets high numbers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
htown11 Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 Ratings do work as a reference point though. It's just a statistic but it's letting the crew of Big Bang know that whatever they are doing keep on doing it because clearly it is working. We all know the ratings game for television is what's most important to them. In this instance IMO it's well deserved but the show is not for everyone it's different. You have to like the nerd talk and the odd interactions between "normal" people and these four nerds who basically speak in code lol. You have to like that premise that it's attempting to set, if you don't find that kind of stuff funny then obviously it's not the show for you. I think Community is similar in that sense, the writing is insanely sarcastic and I know people that just can't stand that show but I love it. Modern Family is what I watch on Wednesday so it doesn't interfere with Big Bang I am just happy I have some great shows to watch on different days lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newman Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 It's not as funny as the laugh track suggests, yes, but it is still a good show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moeroadkill Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 i love it probably one of the better shows on tv atm, well its the only show i watch on tv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dash Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 I don't think I ever watched a full episode of it before, never seemed all that funny or interesting to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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