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Worst Players in the NBA


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It's very hard to pick the worst player in the league. We have excluded rookies because that's just not fair. Also, contract size was not taken into account, or else this would turn into an exercise in showing off and saying stuff like "imagine him in four years!" about mid-level guys. We are going on pure gut here.

 

Odd picks are Shoals, evens are Eric Freeman.

 

1. Sean Marks, Portland Trail Blazers (BS)

 

Eric Freeman: You're really going to anger the Blazers fans with that one. They love everybody on that team.

 

Bethlehem Shoals: He has played part of every NBA season for ten years. That makes him like a ghost in "The Ghost Whisperer" who cannot find peace and move into the next world.

 

EF: He's from New Zealand, though, so I think he spent part of that time acting in "Lord of the Rings."

 

2. Aaron Gray, New Orleans Hornets (EF)

 

EF: He is the MVP of big men who I think are from Australia even though I know they aren't.

 

BS: It is really easy to have a career as a basketball player if you're tall. It's just like the real draft: Height trumps all! Or what's that cliche? If the height isn't right, then say good night!

 

 

3. Gerald Henderson, Charlotte Bobcats (BS)

 

BS: He just plain sucks. Plus symbolically, Duke needs to be represented early and often.

 

EF: Isn't he basically a rookie, though? Larry Brown barely played him.

 

BS: Look, he's not better than Gerald Green. And Gerald Green is out of the league. Plus, it's not like he came from high school. He went to college, then spent a year working out with an NBA team.

 

EF: Plus he doesn't know how to use cupcakes as props.

 

4. Sasha Pavlovic, Dallas Mavericks (EF)

 

EF: I'm pretty sure he's only in the league now because he once played on a team with LeBron James.

 

BS: It's pretty amazing that he's still in the league and Bostjan Nachbar isn't. Or wait, did he go back to Europe on purpose? Here's a weird idea -- that Pavlovic is so crappy he can't even go back to Europe to play.

 

EF: Nachbar is incidentally really great on Twitter. He seems like a pretty pleasant person.

 

 

5. Shelden Williams, Denver Nuggets (EF)

 

EF: He isn't even the best player in his own household.

 

BS: Hard to argue with him being high on this list. Remember when he used to just rule the post in college? I will never forget that. It was like watching a cat write a book.

 

EF: His nickname was "The Landlord." I think Atlanta drafted him that year because they wanted to take advantage of the housing bubble. So, in a way, Shelden's career is the story of America.

 

BS: American masculinity has gone down the tubes.

 

 

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There are 15 more, but I didn't want you all to fall asleep: http://nba.fanhouse.com/2011/01/24/the-works-who-are-the-nbas-worst-players/?icid=maing%7Cmain5%7Cdl14%7Csec1_lnk3%7C39138

 

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Luke is not that great but he moves the ball perfectly for the Lakers and knows what he has to do when he's playing in the triangle offense.

 

The worst ever is Jake Voskhul and Patrick O'Bryant.. I think they're free agent.. because no one wants to give them money. THEY SUCk

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