DeezNutz Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 It's very hard to pick the worst player in the league. We have excluded rookies because that's just not fair. Also, contract size was not taken into account, or else this would turn into an exercise in showing off and saying stuff like "imagine him in four years!" about mid-level guys. We are going on pure gut here. Odd picks are Shoals, evens are Eric Freeman. 1. Sean Marks, Portland Trail Blazers (BS) Eric Freeman: You're really going to anger the Blazers fans with that one. They love everybody on that team. Bethlehem Shoals: He has played part of every NBA season for ten years. That makes him like a ghost in "The Ghost Whisperer" who cannot find peace and move into the next world. EF: He's from New Zealand, though, so I think he spent part of that time acting in "Lord of the Rings." 2. Aaron Gray, New Orleans Hornets (EF) EF: He is the MVP of big men who I think are from Australia even though I know they aren't. BS: It is really easy to have a career as a basketball player if you're tall. It's just like the real draft: Height trumps all! Or what's that cliche? If the height isn't right, then say good night! 3. Gerald Henderson, Charlotte Bobcats (BS) BS: He just plain sucks. Plus symbolically, Duke needs to be represented early and often. EF: Isn't he basically a rookie, though? Larry Brown barely played him. BS: Look, he's not better than Gerald Green. And Gerald Green is out of the league. Plus, it's not like he came from high school. He went to college, then spent a year working out with an NBA team. EF: Plus he doesn't know how to use cupcakes as props. 4. Sasha Pavlovic, Dallas Mavericks (EF) EF: I'm pretty sure he's only in the league now because he once played on a team with LeBron James. BS: It's pretty amazing that he's still in the league and Bostjan Nachbar isn't. Or wait, did he go back to Europe on purpose? Here's a weird idea -- that Pavlovic is so crappy he can't even go back to Europe to play. EF: Nachbar is incidentally really great on Twitter. He seems like a pretty pleasant person. 5. Shelden Williams, Denver Nuggets (EF) EF: He isn't even the best player in his own household. BS: Hard to argue with him being high on this list. Remember when he used to just rule the post in college? I will never forget that. It was like watching a cat write a book. EF: His nickname was "The Landlord." I think Atlanta drafted him that year because they wanted to take advantage of the housing bubble. So, in a way, Shelden's career is the story of America. BS: American masculinity has gone down the tubes. . There are 15 more, but I didn't want you all to fall asleep: http://nba.fanhouse.com/2011/01/24/the-works-who-are-the-nbas-worst-players/?icid=maing%7Cmain5%7Cdl14%7Csec1_lnk3%7C39138 Do you agree with this list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YugoRocketsFan Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Sasha is awful but he is one of those guys who will have a great game every once in a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warren2ThaG Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Sean Marks? wnnna saw that to my liquor face? he's so damn decent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Penny Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Can't believe the lack of Luke Walton. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrY5MyaDir8&feature=player_embedded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YugoRocketsFan Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Can't believe the lack of Luke Walton. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrY5MyaDir8&feature=player_embedded He's only in the NBA because of his dad, I have never done anything like that and I am not that great at basketball either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Swish* Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Luke is not that great but he moves the ball perfectly for the Lakers and knows what he has to do when he's playing in the triangle offense. The worst ever is Jake Voskhul and Patrick O'Bryant.. I think they're free agent.. because no one wants to give them money. THEY SUCk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JYD Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Timofey Mozgov is pretty bad. Chris Dudley was fairly horrendous when he played back in the day. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legacy Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Marco Belinelli?! He's actually pretty decent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch23 Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 Keith Bogans or Roger Mason JR should be on the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NomarFachix Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 Chris Dudley was fairly horrendous when he played back in the day. TAKE IT BACK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NomarFachix Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 I lmao'd @ "He gets a lot of steals. He's the steals equivalent of a guy who goes for the blocked shot every time. Like Sene." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JYD Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 Lol^^^ Dudley was a good defender but man when we needed that guy to hit a free throw it was a nightmare. I think he was the worst in NBA history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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