Nitro's Answers for KIR

[Nitro]

Before I begin, I pick Chosen One for the next KIR. Anyway...

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Confidence:

 

1) Origin of your username? When I was like 10 I used to be big into roller coasters, and at the Six Flags in NJ there's a roller coaster named Nitro, so that was my first user name back in like 2001. For whatever reason it stuck.

2) Blonds or brunettes? I fall for blondes, but I prefer brunettes.

3) What's your favorite NBA team? Nets

4) Have you considered maybe pursuing a career in sports journalism? Yep, I wrote for my HS newspaper, and got accepted to a few really good schools as a communications major. Since then I switched to Psychology because there's little money in journalism, and it's ultra-competitive.

5) What college are you attending or plan on attending in the future? For the last year and a half I attended William Paterson University in NJ, but right now I am not attending school. I'll go back in the fall, but probably not to that school.

6) How's rehab? Been out of rehab since March, but it was...interesting lol

7) What are the chances that Dwight gets traded to LA within the next couple years (percentage)? 30%

8) Bigger [expletive], Pau or Bosh? Bosh, because it's not cool to dive for loose balls.

9) Where does Kobe rank all-time amongst the greats? Somewhere in the top 10, between 6-10.

10) Is Derrick Rose the best pg in the league? I think CP3 and D-Will are better players, but Rose easily had the best 10-11 season.

 

 

Erick Blasco:

 

1) Would you rather have a steering wheel replacing your belly button or a pogo stick replacing one of your hands? Pogo stick replacing one of my hands...girls would be lining up to get fingered by me.

2) Rate these creatures on any criteria you want: shark, whale, octopus, carp, ill-tempered sea bass, coral, a second shark, sea cucumber, krill. Shark, a second shark, octopus, sea cucumber, whale, carp, sea bass, krill

3) What's your favorite video game where a brunette gets killed? GTA III

4) What's your least favorite romantic comedy? Gigli

5) Name one book you think should be required reading in a college English class (or senior year high school English class). Catcher in the Rye

6) Favorite indy rock band? N/A. Favorite underground rapper is Immortal technique

7) Why did the Milwaukee Bucks struggle this season? Horrible offensive balance and a bunch of low-percentage scorers.

8) Top 10 favorite point guards whose first or last name has a "R" somewhere in there? Earvin 'Magic' Johnson, Chris Paul, Deron Williams, Derrick Rose, Walt Frazier, Gary Payton, Tim Hardaway, Rod Strickland, Darrel Armstrong, Russel Westbrook

9) Rate these dogs: Terriers. Huskies. Chihuahuas, Dalmatians, Bulldogs, Salukis, Air Bud, Brian Cook. Air Bud, Huskies, Bulldogs, Dalmatians, Brian Cook, Salukis, Terriers, Chihuahuas

10) Dirk's strength as an isolation scorer and jump shooter prevents the Mavs from having much of an offensive rebounding presence, or a in interior scoring presence, limiting their ability as a team. Agree or disagree? I don't think it prevents either, but it's simply something you got to build around. I do think his abilities as a shooter can possibly enhance their interior scoring as he forces his man to stick by him at the 3pt line, which opens up the lane. The key is finding the right pieces to put around him.

11) You have a chance to win a weekend trip to Northern California or a free air conditioning unit with installation. What are you choosing? Free air conditioning unit with installation...it's hot as [expletive] out here in Florida mang!!!

12) Favorite month? May

13) Least favorite planet? Mercury

14) You've had a pretty bad day, but nothing too awful. Rate how likely you think this person will brighten your day.Will Ferrell, Colin Farrell, Mia Farrow, Brian Fellows, Bob Feller, Raymond Felton, the cast of Fargo. Will Ferrell, Mia Farrow, Brian Fellows, Raymond Felton, cast of Fargo, Bob Feller, Colin Farrell

15) Name your three favorite and three least favorite players with a rebounding percentage of above 10%. Favorite: Dwyane Wade, Amare Stoudemire, Blake Griffin Least favorite: Spencer Hawes, Carlos Boozer, Charlie Villanueva

 

 

Chosen One:

 

1. Do you feel like a completely new person now since you are sober? Nope, it takes time.

2. How long have you been sober? 84 days

3. What teams make it to the NBA finals? Who take the title? Lakers and Heat, with the Lakers winning the title.

4. Who is more valuable to the Heat Wade or Lebron? They are basically interchangable, but I think Wade is slightly more valuable because Jones and Miller are more capable replacing a SF than SG.

5. Why is Bosh so phony? Cuz his penis touches his vagina when he goes for a dunk.

6. Should Nash request a trade? Absolutely

7. Do you think Yao can make a semi come back? (at least be a decent role player) I don't think so. He certainly has the talent and ability to still be a productive player, but his body simply won't allow him to play even half a season, so therefor he isn't worth the money.

8. Rose is the best PG in the league hands down? No

9. What do you think of Kevin Martins season? About as much as I've thought about him before...he's a very, very efficient scorer, but does absolutely nothing else.

10. Will the Rockets make the playoffs next year? I'd say no at the moment, especially with Adelman gone.

11. What is your favorite food? Ice cream

12. What is you favorite drink (any)? Alcohol- 4Loco, non-alcoholic- Monster

13. #1 thing on your bucket list? Skydiving

14. Do you have a job? if so what? Pwning people on OTR

15. If you could punch one person in the face without consequences who would it be? My current roommate...he's like not even metrosexual, he's like a flat-out lesbian.

16. Is it ok if I ask you 16 questions? Absolutely not, your computer will self-destruct in 3, 2, 1...

 

 

Cavamatic:

 

1) How often do you check OTR? 2-3x a day

2) How is rehab? Not in rehab, but being at a halfway house in Florida is pretty cool

3) Do you know me? Nope lol

4) Who will win it all? Lakers

5) Who SHOULD be the MVP?? In terms of value, Dwight Howard. Based on past history of the MVP award, Rose fits the criterea.

6) What would you change about the OTR forums? The ponies

8) Favorite member? Guru

9) Least favorite member? ECN

10) Who goes number one in NBA draft? Irving

 

 

Pinkie Pie:

 

1. How's life? Sunshine and rainbows

2. Going back to college? Yep, in the fall

3. Moment that made you NBA fan? Seeing MJ play for the first time.

4. Most dominating performance you've ever seen? Live- Kobe's 62 in 3 quarters against the Mavs, On replay- Jordan's 69pt/18reb/6ast/4stl/1blk game against the Cavs

5. Next realistic year the Knicks can win championship? 2012-2013

6. Roses are red, violets are blue _________________? Ponies are gay and so are you

7. Young Money or Roc Nation? Have to pick 1, no neither... Roc Nation

8. Which lyricist do you look up to? Nas, but I try to mold my style from Big Pun/Eminem/Canibus

9. Something we don't know about you? I made the Central NJ all-star team for basketball in 8th grade

10. Do you actually believe Knicks fan will become Nets fans just because they moved like 20-30 miles? No, but a lot of parents from the Brooklyn area will take their kids to see Nets games, and they will be next-generation Nets fans down the road

11. Any chance you relapse? Yes

12. What is like to almost die? Unexplainable

13. Happiest moment of your life? My ex coming to visit me in the hospital

14. Saddest moment of your life? Thinkin my mom was dead when she was in a coma

15. Why don't you like My Little Pony? I hate ponies, get a butch moose instead

 

 

Guru:

 

1. Why are you a Nets fan? Grew up 20min from Continental Airlines Arena, had season tickets in the '90's, been to over 100 games over the years, and I loved the Kidd Nets.

2. Fav. Nets moment? Beating the Pacers in Game 5 in the 2002 playoffs after Reggie Miller hit that crazy fadeaway from 40ft out to send it to OT.

3. Favorite type of bud? Kush

4. Will DWill sign an extension? Yes

5. Funniest thing you saw at rehab? Some guy shit himself

6. Fav. brand of cigarettes? Camel Turkish Royals

7. Do you own a car? If so, what car? Nope, only car I ever had was a '98 Altima

8. Which conspiracy theories do you believe in? Moon landing

9. If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? Pro basketball player

10. If you suddenly found yourself turned into a woman, how would you spend your day? Sticking objects of various size, texture and color into my vagina

 

 

#24:

 

1. How's going? Chillin, chillin homie

2. You're favorite basketball shoe of all time? Jordan 12's

3. Pac, Nas or Biggie? and why? Nas, he's the best lyracist of the 3, and by far the most creative songwriter.

4. What do you like the most about OTR? Quality of posters.

5. Who are you rooting for in the playoffs this year? Miami, only because of D-Wade

6. Who do you think will be the 2011 champs? Lakers

7. Beer or hard liquor? Hard liquor

8. When did you become a basketball fan? Mid-'90's

9. Have you ever been to Europe? Never been outside the US

10. Your favorite members here on OTR? Guru, Blasco, Illwill...I really like the majority of people here, the ones I don't like know who they are

[ChosenOne]

Haha baller answers! Good stuff Nitro!

[Force]

6. Roses are red, violets are blue _________________? Ponies are gay and so are you

 

Hahaha..nice.

[Erick Blasco]

Good stuff!

[Guru]

10. If you suddenly found yourself turned into a woman, how would you spend your day? Sticking objects of various size, texture and color into my vagina

 

Lmao. Great answers homie

 

8) Favorite member? Guru

 

Edited April 22, 2011 by Guru

[Makaveli]

Nice answers brah.