Post Funny AIM/MSN/Yahoo/Etc.. Convos

[EastCoastNiner]

Planethockey1 (7:34:05 PM): only in Philly

 

Planethockey1 (7:34:10 PM): throwing [expletive]

 

DieselMDE32 (7:34:44 PM): hey

 

DieselMDE32 (7:34:47 PM): how does it feel

 

DieselMDE32 (7:34:52 PM): to be eliminated from playoff contention

 

Planethockey1 (7:35:25 PM): idk tell me how it feels after the NFC Championship

 

Planethockey1 (7:35:31 PM): for the 6th time

[Smitty]

I'll admit..I chuckled.

[Smitty]

his GRE4TNESS (2:30:57 AM): i want to smash brian no homo

[Lkr]

(3:03:29 PM) WaldoztheMan: i got tix for monday's nets game

(3:03:35 PM) WaldoztheMan: the last ever nets game at the izod center

(3:03:46 PM) Lkr: the last nets loss at the izod center

[YugoRocketsFan]

(3:03:29 PM) WaldoztheMan: i got tix for monday's nets game

(3:03:35 PM) WaldoztheMan: the last ever nets game at the izod center

(3:03:46 PM) Lkr: the last nets loss at the izod center

 

The thread title says funny convos.

[Teletopez]

(3:03:29 PM) WaldoztheMan: i got tix for monday's nets game

(3:03:35 PM) WaldoztheMan: the last ever nets game at the izod center

(3:03:46 PM) Lkr: the last nets loss at the izod center

That would have had a chance at being funny a couple months ago.

[Lkr]

(9:31:56 PM) Lkr: you want to go to woodstock

(9:32:07 PM) bigdog17k: where is it

(9:32:20 PM) Lkr: ...

(9:32:23 PM) Lkr: you dont know what woodstock is?

(9:32:36 PM) bigdog17k: is that thing nets15vc is goin to

[fish7718]

abains13 is available 3:34 am

abains13 3:34 am

(3:34:19 AM): gay fish

Fishsticks1127 3:35 am

(3:35:04 AM): ?

abains13 3:35 am

(3:35:19 AM): U ARE A GAY FISH!!!!!!!

Fishsticks1127 3:35 am

(3:35:24 AM): cool

(3:35:31 AM): should i block u now?

(3:35:37 AM): or do u have a reason for iming me?

abains13 3:35 am

(3:35:38 AM): NAH U [expletive]

Fishsticks1127 3:36 am

(3:36:02 AM): lol one day you will grow up and see how dumb this is

abains13 3:36 am

(3:36:12 AM): FO SHO GAY FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fishsticks1127 3:36 am

(3:36:25 AM): until then live it up

abains13 3:36 am

(3:36:31 AM): FO SHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fishsticks1127 3:36 am

(3:36:47 AM): what are u gangsta now?

abains13 3:36 am

(3:36:58 AM): NAH BRUH IMMA G

Fishsticks1127 3:37 am

(3:37:14 AM): do u know what G stands for?

abains13 3:37 am

(3:37:35 AM): GUTTIEREZ?

Fishsticks1127 3:37 am

(3:37:45 AM): damn

(3:37:49 AM): u aint even funny

abains13 3:37 am

(3:37:52 AM): OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(3:37:58 AM): GAY FOR U

Fishsticks1127 3:38 am

(3:38:03 AM): owned is you being a moron lmao

abains13 3:38 am

(3:38:08 AM): ?

Fishsticks1127 3:38 am

(3:38:19 AM): notta dont worry about it

(3:38:21 AM): live it up

Fishsticks1127 3:38 am

(3:38:25 AM): im in a good mood

abains13 3:38 am

(3:38:37 AM): WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME U HAD A FISHSTICK UP YOURS?

Fishsticks1127 3:38 am

(3:38:47 AM): long time

abains13 3:38 am

(3:38:50 AM): IT SOUNDS LIKE U JUST HAD ONE

(3:38:53 AM): h

(3:39:09 AM): SINCE U ARE IN A "GOOD mOOD"

Fishsticks1127 3:39 am

(3:39:21 AM): nah just watched a movie

abains13 3:39 am

(3:39:38 AM): WETTER IS BETTER?

(3:39:42 AM): LMAO!

Fishsticks1127 3:39 am

(3:39:52 AM): good one?

abains13 3:40 am

(3:40:01 AM): YES IT IS

(3:40:07 AM): SINCE U ASKED A QUESTION

Fishsticks1127 3:40 am

(3:40:35 AM): k

abains13 3:40 am

(3:40:54 AM): K

(3:41:28 AM): U WANNA GET DRUNK?

Fishsticks1127 3:41 am

(3:41:35 AM): no thanks

abains13 3:41 am

(3:41:45 AM): KTHXBAI

 

Then he signed off an on for the next 5 minutes like it bothered me

[Make It Naaaashty]

LMFAO!!!!

 

WHAT A GAYFISH YOU ARE!!!!!!!

[NomarFachix]

kylebeelong (1:32:37 AM): you should see it now

kylebeelong (1:32:40 AM): lol

kylebeelong (1:33:49 AM): when i went over my girlfriend's earlier she grabbed it with two hands and yanked

kylebeelong (1:33:52 AM): HARD

kylebeelong (1:34:04 AM): and it hurt bad... she said to shave it

kylebeelong (1:34:07 AM): but i will not!

kylebeelong (1:34:18 AM): wow that all sounds pretty bad

kylebeelong (1:34:21 AM): haha

[Lkr]

(10:19:49 PM) his GRE4TNESS: i'm listening to heart, what do you think about that

(10:20:43 PM) Lkr: really?

(10:20:44 PM) Lkr: what song

(10:21:04 PM) his GRE4TNESS: crazy on you

(10:21:09 PM) Lkr: good [expletive] song

(10:21:12 PM) Lkr: as soon as you said im listening to heart

(10:21:14 PM) Lkr: i put that on

(10:21:15 PM) Lkr: ;_;

(10:21:22 PM) his GRE4TNESS: nancy wilson is hot

(10:22:36 PM) Lkr: CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY ON YOUU

(10:22:51 PM) his GRE4TNESS: would you do nancy wilson

(10:22:56 PM) Lkr: no

(10:23:22 PM) Lkr: i'd consider pat bentar

(10:23:24 PM) Lkr: benatar*

(10:23:49 PM) his GRE4TNESS: ya she was smoking

(10:23:51 PM) his GRE4TNESS: http://www.swotti.com/tmp/swotti/cacheCGF0IGJLBMF0YXI=RW50ZXJ0YWLUBWVUDC1NDXNPY0JHBMRZ/imgPat%20Benatar3.jpg

(10:23:56 PM) his GRE4TNESS: stevie nicks in her prime as well

(10:24:13 PM) Lkr: lol i remember when slaven told me no one had ever heard of stevie nicks or fleetwood mac :

(10:24:15 PM) Lkr: :\

[NomarFachix]

bigdog17k (8:27:40 PM): OMG THIS JUST IN BEASLEY TO KNICKS

kylebeelong (8:28:03 PM): no way

bigdog17k (8:28:10 PM): just kidding sry

bigdog17k (8:28:15 PM): would u have liked it

kylebeelong (8:28:16 PM):

kylebeelong (8:28:17 PM): no

kylebeelong (8:28:26 PM): you've heard cop killer from Ice T?

kylebeelong (8:28:28 PM): he's the cap killer

[reno]

Andrew: scarrred

fishsticks1127: nah i just want to have sex with a baby corpse

fishsticks1127: before i turn 30

Andrew: damn

fishsticks1127: its on my bucket list ya know?

Andrew: i guess

fishsticks1127: dont judge me

Andrew: u should [expletive] a cow

Andrew: or an animal

Andrew: is that legal?

fishsticks1127: babies turn me on

fishsticks1127: with their

fishsticks1127: spit up

fishsticks1127: n crying

Andrew: ew

fishsticks1127: i have full control of them

fishsticks1127: n no teeth

Andrew: lo l wow

fishsticks1127: talk about a blow job

fishsticks1127: m just thinking about one of them babies right now

fishsticks1127: makes me want tor un to a hospital

fishsticks1127: and get it in

 

 

fishsticks1127: mmm babies

Andrew: would u use protection?

fishsticks1127: nope

Andrew: y not

fishsticks1127: takes away from the pleasure

Andrew: good point

Andrew: but wat about not giving dem n std?

fishsticks1127: oo wells

 

Andrew: what if der mommy catches u?

fishsticks1127: ask if she wants a 3 way?

Andrew: what if she is holding another baby

fishsticks1127: is that considered a 4 way?

Andrew: idk is it?

fishsticks1127:depends on the activity level of the fetus

[fish7718]

[Smitty]

lmao

[fish7718]

lmao

our little secret, trust lmao will turn into rofl soon enough

[Smitty]

Wait, what?

 

EDIT: Oh.

[Warren2ThaG]

allstar8533 (8:14:37 PM): im defrosting some expired pork in the microwave

xmainev3nt (8:18:13 PM): who cares

allstar8533 (8:19:16 PM): u

xmainev3nt (8:19:22 PM): nope [expletive] u

allstar8533 (8:19:28 PM): its like that?

xmainev3nt (8:19:54 PM): no sorry

xmainev3nt (8:20:05 PM): ure a nice guy i didnt mean it

allstar8533 (8:20:26 PM): wow TY

[fish7718]

allstar8533 (8:14:37 PM): im defrosting some expired pork in the microwave

xmainev3nt (8:18:13 PM): who cares

allstar8533 (8:19:16 PM): u

xmainev3nt (8:19:22 PM): nope [expletive] u

allstar8533 (8:19:28 PM): its like that?

xmainev3nt (8:19:54 PM): no sorry

xmainev3nt (8:20:05 PM): ure a nice guy i didnt mean it

allstar8533 (8:20:26 PM): wow TY

[Smitty]

LMAO.

 

Danny you're my hero.

[Warren2ThaG]

cpatterson23 (10:51:46 AM): Ochocinco was fined more for wearing a sombrero than AJ and finnegan were fined lol

allstar8533 (10:51:57 AM): wow

cpatterson23 (10:52:31 AM): Lol ya xD

allstar8533 (10:52:40 AM): they hate ocho

cpatterson23 (10:53:03 AM): Lolol ya

allstar8533 (10:53:09 AM): hes pooor now

cpatterson23 (10:53:13 AM): I do too fkn gay name change

cpatterson23 (11:00:47 AM): Hehehe

allstar8533 (11:01:28 AM): k

cpatterson23 (11:01:44 AM): U mad?

allstar8533 (11:12:19 AM): yes

cpatterson23 (11:12:46 AM): Lol seahawks fukkin fail so hard losing to the rams lmao omg

cpatterson23 (11:12:50 AM): Choke

allstar8533 (11:13:01 AM): do u like us tho

cpatterson23 (11:13:18 AM): NO

allstar8533 (11:13:25 AM): wow dude

allstar8533 (11:13:28 AM): take that bak

cpatterson23 (11:14:03 AM): Never fukker not til ur dyin

allstar8533 (11:14:13 AM): ull miss me hunnie

cpatterson23 (11:14:35 AM): Not til ur on ur last fukkin breath

allstar8533 (11:14:58 AM): ur crazy

[Smitty]

kylebeelong 11:51 pm

(11:51:47 PM): so wtf is new in your life

(11:51:51 PM): how is your [expletive] [expletive] roommate

Smitty39264 11:52 pm

(11:52:03 PM): idk wtf is up with that dude sometimes lol

(11:53:32 PM): has to be the weirdest variation of whipped I've ever seen

kylebeelong 11:54 pm

(11:54:14 PM): hahaha yeah

Smitty39264 11:54 pm

(11:54:59 PM): like every once in a while he'll be pretty chill

(11:55:05 PM): but then it's like....wat

Smitty39264 11:58 pm

(11:58:17 PM): prolly wouldn't be bothered as much if he didn't turn down a chick that was actually hot(and still has all her teeth) and not weird

kylebeelong 11:58 pm

(11:58:48 PM): hahahha

(11:58:56 PM): maybe they're secret meth addicts

Smitty39264 11:59 pm

(11:59:26 PM): no..I'm convinced that they have some weird karate fetish for each other

kylebeelong 12:00 am

(12:00:24 AM): hahaha

Smitty39264 12:00 am

(12:00:40 AM): like I'm willing to bet they go in his room and get naked and then he says "damn this is gonna be so hot...." then they just kick the [expletive] out of each other or something

kylebeelong 12:01 am

(12:01:03 AM): lmao

Smitty39264 12:01 am

(12:01:54 AM): damn I don't even know I put that joke together lmao

[Warren2ThaG]

^ rofllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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allstar8533 (5:01:44 PM): Seahawks gonna own Alex Smith

Planethockey1 (5:01:52 PM): STFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Planethockey1 (5:01:56 PM): ill [expletive] u up [expletive]

allstar8533 (5:02:01 PM): lmao rofl

Planethockey1 (5:02:16 PM): just like Willis [expletive]ed up Elizabeth Hasselback

allstar8533 (5:02:53 PM): take that back

Planethockey1 (5:03:02 PM): no [expletive] u

Planethockey1 (5:03:07 PM): u wanna get merked

allstar8533 (5:03:13 PM): i want ur love idiot

Planethockey1 (5:03:19 PM): ya well [expletive] u

allstar8533 (5:03:29 PM): u should feel bad wow

[Smitty]

Planethockey1 (5:03:07 PM): u wanna get merked

allstar8533 (5:03:13 PM): i want ur love idiot

Bwahahahahaha

[N.1.A.K.]

WARNING: the 6th Harry Potter is mentioned

 

Fish: o damn

Fish: harry just said jenny was hot

N.1.A.K.: ya

N.1.A.K.: i [expletive]in knew it

Fish: n the ron goes hermione is hot

N.1.A.K.: i can't remember if Ron gets butt hurt over harry n his sister

Fish: lol

N.1.A.K.: or if he's go ahead best budd!

Fish: ron is butt hurt

Fish: over her current bf

Fish: lol

Fish: hermiones parents are dentists

Fish: thats priceless

N.1.A.K.: jenny only got with that other dude to get harry jealous

Fish: oo word?

N.1.A.K.: if i remmeber correctly

Fish: i dont thnk shes hot

N.1.A.K.: or like she only got with him kuz she didnt think harry was interested

Fish: at least in the movie

N.1.A.K.: but i think jenny actualy getting a BF is what makes harry want her even more

N.1.A.K.: i don't think i've seen her over the age of like 10

N.1.A.K.: so no comment

Fish: when is it not like that

N.1.A.K.: lol... exactly

Fish: lol honestly

Fish: i think id prolly do her @ 10

Fish: then her now

 

EDIT:

 

Fish: i bet being a wizard u can have great sex

Fish: think oft ehs hit u can do with a wand

Fish: and a dick

N.1.A.K.: lmao

Fish: lol

N.1.A.K.: talk about a magic stick

Fish: word

N.1.A.K.: im dying right now

Fish: cast spells on ur dick n [expletive] too

 

EDIT (x2)

 

Fish: o damn

Fish: harry was about to get some head

Fish: n ron just came n broke em up

Fish: what a[expletive]in [expletive] block

N.1.A.K.: lol

N.1.A.K.: shut up

N.1.A.K.: he was not gunna get head

Fish: he def was

Fish: jenny was giving him that llook

Fish: i know that look

Edited December 10, 2010 by N.1.A.K.