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(1:18:35 AM) Lkr: do you think jodie marsh is hot?

(1:18:38 AM) jjdukebball: link

(1:18:50 AM) Lkr: http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00535/Jodie_Marsh_535660a.jpg

(1:18:54 AM) Lkr: this guy says shes hot

(1:18:56 AM) Lkr: im like ewwwwwwww

(1:19:10 AM) jjdukebball: ill start from the feet up

(1:19:11 AM) jjdukebball: eh

(1:19:12 AM) jjdukebball: eh

(1:19:13 AM) jjdukebball: mm

(1:19:14 AM) jjdukebball: eh

(1:19:15 AM) jjdukebball: WOW

(1:19:17 AM) jjdukebball: eh

(1:19:18 AM) jjdukebball: EWWW

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Abains13 (6:35:45 PM): whats ur gamertag?

Smitty39264 (6:35:52 PM): no

Abains13 (6:35:52 PM): on KBOX live

Smitty39264 (6:35:59 PM): whoa whoa whoa

Abains13 (6:36:01 PM): XBOX

Smitty39264 (6:36:03 PM): KBOX?

Abains13 (6:36:05 PM): lol

Smitty39264 (6:36:06 PM): holy crap

Abains13 (6:36:10 PM): XBOX

Smitty39264 (6:36:12 PM): that's out already?

Abains13 (6:36:18 PM): ya i made it

Smitty39264 (6:36:18 PM): brb, getting a KBOX

 

 

 

Abains13 (6:37:43 PM): whats ur gamertag for XBOX love though

Abains13 (6:37:47 PM): love*

Abains13 (6:37:50 PM): live*

Abains13 (6:38:16 PM): smitty?

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Smitty39264 (6:46:20 PM): xbox love, eh?

Abains13 (6:46:36 PM): yeah

Abains13 (6:46:40 PM): thats why i need ur gamertag

Abains13 (6:48:06 PM): ummmmm hello

Smitty39264 (6:50:21 PM): I don't want your xbox love gtfo

Abains13 (6:50:42 PM): dude

Abains13 (6:50:44 PM): wtf

Smitty39264 (6:50:47 PM): no dude

Abains13 (6:50:48 PM): its Xbox Live

Smitty39264 (6:50:49 PM): no xbox love

Abains13 (6:50:57 PM): LIVE

 

Smitty39264 (6:51:05 PM): Abains13 (6:50:57 PM): LOVE

 

Abains13 (6:51:07 PM): ok

Abains13 (6:51:11 PM): i meseed up

Abains13 (6:51:15 PM): now tell me

Smitty39264 (6:51:25 PM): you didn't mess up, you wanted my xbox love

Abains13 (6:51:39 PM): wow

Abains13 (6:51:43 PM): screw u

Abains13 (6:51:45 PM): im out

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xMainEv3nt (10:46:17 PM): XBOX LOVE

Smitty39264 (10:46:28 PM): lmao

xMainEv3nt (10:46:56 PM): me an slavens mom had xbox love, it got weird. almost made me look for playstation love

Smitty39264 (10:47:11 PM): lmao

xMainEv3nt (10:48:46 PM): imma get a porn dvd, watch it with surround sound an my windows up (curtains down) so my neighbors think im having an orgy with a bunch of females

Smitty39264 (10:49:17 PM): yo no lie lmao

Smitty39264 (10:49:22 PM): i thought about doin that once

xMainEv3nt (10:49:30 PM): LMAO

xMainEv3nt (10:49:38 PM): *goes to otr thread*

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jsp320 (8:45:39 PM): hey

jsp320 is available (8:45:47 PM)

jjdukebball (8:45:49 PM): hi

jsp320 (8:46:05 PM): what for ariza

jjdukebball (8:46:33 PM): idk offer

jsp320 (8:46:53 PM): who u like on thunder

jjdukebball (8:46:58 PM): idk just offer

jsp320 (8:46:59 PM): you know whos not going

jjdukebball (8:49:10 PM): offer

jsp320 (8:49:19 PM): k 1 sec

jsp320 (8:49:33 PM): jw how hard is he?

jjdukebball (8:49:40 PM): he's fair game

jsp320 (8:49:58 PM): would thabo sefolasha and a 2nd get him?

jjdukebball (8:50:08 PM): maybe

jsp320 (8:50:30 PM): iight check it out

jjdukebball (8:50:37 PM): what

jsp320 (8:50:47 PM): the trade

jjdukebball (8:50:54 PM): what trade

jsp320 (8:51:49 PM): the one i just offered you

jjdukebball (8:52:16 PM): what about it

jsp320 (8:52:21 PM): check it out

jsp320 (8:52:25 PM): see if you like it

jjdukebball (8:52:29 PM): i was kidding you goon

jjdukebball (8:52:34 PM): thats the worst offer i've ever seen

jjdukebball (8:52:37 PM): and i thought you were kidding

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jjdukebball (1:03:57 AM): so you're trying to take away his achievement?

Planethockey1 (1:04:00 AM): i know u get mad when i try and say a Rockies accomplishment wasnt good

Planethockey1 (1:04:03 AM): no im jk

jjdukebball (1:05:45 AM): defensive?

jjdukebball (1:05:49 AM): why do you think that is

jjdukebball (1:05:51 AM): what if i said

jjdukebball (1:05:57 AM): buchholz' no hitter was a fluke

jjdukebball (1:06:04 AM): he sucks hes in AAA

Planethockey1 (1:06:04 AM): ur right

Planethockey1 (1:06:08 AM): he does lol

Planethockey1 (1:06:12 AM): i really dont like him lol

Planethockey1 (1:06:20 AM): u should have said Jon Lester lol

jjdukebball (1:06:25 AM): k either or

jjdukebball (1:06:26 AM): lester sucks

jjdukebball (1:06:31 AM): no hitter was a fluke

jjdukebball (1:06:34 AM): no hitter?

jjdukebball (1:06:35 AM): thats cool

jjdukebball (1:06:37 AM): but he had cancer

jjdukebball (1:06:40 AM): so that cancels it out

Planethockey1 (1:06:40 AM): Clay Bucholtz= Least Favorite Player Ever

jjdukebball (1:06:42 AM): worthless no hitter

Planethockey1 (1:06:43 AM): lol

jjdukebball (1:06:48 AM): thats your logic

Planethockey1 (1:06:55 AM): no what are u talknig about

Planethockey1 (1:07:39 AM): wtf that made no sense.....

jjdukebball (1:07:44 AM): how?

jjdukebball (1:07:47 AM): great accomplishment by tulo

jjdukebball (1:07:49 AM): shot down by you

jjdukebball (1:07:55 AM): great accomplishment by lester

jjdukebball (1:07:58 AM): shot down by me

Planethockey1 (1:08:15 AM): how did u shut down jon Lesters?

jjdukebball (1:08:21 AM): he had cancer

Planethockey1 (1:08:21 AM): u said he had cancer

Planethockey1 (1:08:23 AM): stw?

jjdukebball (1:08:24 AM): walked a few batters

jjdukebball (1:08:29 AM): not a great performance

jjdukebball (1:08:33 AM): just decent

jjdukebball (1:08:39 AM): he wasn't perfect

jjdukebball (1:08:43 AM): therefor the performance sucked

jjdukebball (1:08:45 AM): right/

Planethockey1 (1:09:56 AM): hows cancer take away from it lol

jjdukebball (1:10:03 AM): cuz hes gonna die

jjdukebball (1:10:05 AM): obviously

jjdukebball (1:10:08 AM): and he walked a few batters

jjdukebball (1:10:11 AM): so he sucks

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his GRE4TNESS (11:53:59 PM): peterson is pretty bad at talking too

his GRE4TNESS (11:54:07 PM): but he's sexy so it doesn't matter <3

Smitty39264 (11:54:19 PM): ....you're so gay.

Smitty39264 (11:54:21 PM): lol jk

his GRE4TNESS (11:54:31 PM): no i am gay

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his GRE4TNESS (11:53:59 PM): peterson is pretty bad at talking too

his GRE4TNESS (11:54:07 PM): but he's sexy so it doesn't matter <3

Smitty39264 (11:54:19 PM): ....you're so gay.

Smitty39264 (11:54:21 PM): lol jk

his GRE4TNESS (11:54:31 PM): no i am gay

:huh:

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allstar8533 (12:27:26 AM): where can i get a girl where i can just [expletive] her instead of relationship

Bball4Life700 (12:27:50 AM): on the corner of any street in EAST LA

allstar8533 (12:28:07 AM): dayum son im shy

Bball4Life700 (12:28:19 AM): just wave a 100 dolla bill in the air

Bball4Life700 (12:28:22 AM): she'll know what to do

Bball4Life700 (12:28:26 AM): nothing needs to be said

allstar8533 (12:28:36 AM): does she care bout my face

Bball4Life700 (12:28:59 AM): nope she cares about the face on that BILL tho

Bball4Life700 (12:29:02 AM): betta be BENJAMIN

allstar8533 (12:29:17 AM): i think i got what she needs

Bball4Life700 (12:29:24 AM): nice

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his GRE4TNESS (12:50:38 AM): honest question smitty

his GRE4TNESS (12:50:43 AM): fried chicken or watermelon?

his GRE4TNESS (12:50:48 AM): no racist

Smitty39264 (12:50:52 AM): fried chicken

Smitty39264 (12:50:57 AM): i hate watermelon lol

his GRE4TNESS (12:50:59 AM): idk i'd go watermelon

his GRE4TNESS (12:51:00 AM): WUT

Smitty39264 (12:51:07 AM): lol

his GRE4TNESS (12:51:07 AM): take it back right now

Smitty39264 (12:51:09 AM): idk..

his GRE4TNESS (12:51:17 AM): wtffffff?

Smitty39264 (12:51:17 AM): just don't like the taste of it for some reason

Smitty39264 (12:51:25 AM): well

his GRE4TNESS (12:51:25 AM): dude how

Smitty39264 (12:51:34 AM): idk man

Smitty39264 (12:51:38 AM): just don't

his GRE4TNESS (12:51:43 AM): it's healthy, it's sweet, and it's [expletive]ing tasty

his GRE4TNESS (12:51:51 AM): also, i heard it makes your semen smell better

his GRE4TNESS (12:51:58 AM): random fact

his GRE4TNESS (12:52:08 AM): that and pineapple

Smitty39264 (12:52:16 AM): so you sniff your own semen?

his GRE4TNESS (12:52:24 AM): you don't?

Smitty39264 (12:52:30 AM): ...

Smitty39264 (12:52:35 AM): *walks away*

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