Worst Nickname Ever?

[Sħãlïq™]

I was on tumblr and came across this:

 

Blake "Milkshake" Griffin

 

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You can call Blake Griffin whatever you want. I’m calling him “Milkshake.”

 

A reader, georgiee, pitched it and immediately, I was inundated with messages of joy and happiness. Admittedly, the name doesn’t make a lot of sense on the surface, but please let me to talk you through it. Why “Milkshake?”

 

Half-Chocolate, Half-Vanilla

Both are smooth, but deadly serious

Both get you in that blender

Both are ICE-COLD bastards

Both are super f*ckin’ great

 

And if you don’t buy those reasons, who cares? Why can’t we just choose a nickname that’s crazy fun and makes us happy? You think I won’t have a blast yelling “MILKSHAKE” at the top of my lungs inside Madison Square Garden when the Clips come through? I will. And I’ll have a hot dog in each hand, and it’ll be great. The way I see, if you don’t call him “Milkshake,” you’re the one missing out.

I think I'd pass on that nickname... <_< 'Bout a million better ones... I still like super beastmonser 2000! Or even Shaq's Blake 'Earthquake' Griffin.

[Warren2ThaG]

Tough Juice