All Movie Posters The Same

[MainEv3nt]

go this for another forum.

 

I had to translate this from Dutch cause I couldn't find the original source. Hopefully the sentences are understandable enough. (I'm not an interpreter or anything).

 

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Its seems that the movie industry, and especially Hollywood, are making movies by the truckload. Creativity and Distinction are two words which more and more are replaced with Speed and Profit. Designers of movie posters seem to have adjusted to this idea. There are a couple of formulas that seem to guarentee succes. Here they are...

 

Small people on the beach, big heads in the sky. Kleenex drama in which one of the lead characters dies, but all ends well.

http://i.imgur.com/YP4v4.jpg

 

A back and some guns. A lot of action, shooting and explosions.

http://i.imgur.com/Bq5EF.jpg

 

Backs against each other. Romantic comedies. The main characters hate each other in the beginning of the film, but later fall in love. The movie is usually a disappointment.

http://i.imgur.com/1yLsg.jpg

 

The bed. Suggest the movie contains sex, but it actually only contains bullsh*t.

http://i.imgur.com/XaGMT.jpg

 

The giant WTF eye. Every which way... Horror.

http://i.imgur.com/NxDLt.jpg

 

Nature is beautiful! And blue! For a nature film, you use blue. Get it? Good.

http://i.imgur.com/FVROw.jpg

[MainEv3nt]

Black and orange. Black = action. Orange = explosion.

http://i.imgur.com/2TYlY.jpg

 

Run! The main character is either running away from the bad guys, or is trying to catch them. Almost the same as 'Black and orange' movies, except the explosions are replaced with suspense.

http://i.imgur.com/2qXaD.jpg

 

Legs. Suggest the movie contains sex, and it does.

http://i.imgur.com/JESSj.jpg

 

 

source: Alle filmposters zijn hetzelfde « Froot.nl

[fish7718]

lol puss in boots

[OSUBucksfan09]

That is pretty neat if you ask me.

[Sħãlïq™]

Good find, son! +1