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[NomarFachix]

Yup. We do about 2-3 rounds out of 7 using historic players from 100 years ago. Charleston went #1 in the 2018 draft in our league.

Edited January 2, 2011 by IllWill21

[Guest STL10]

Yup. We do about 2-3 rounds out of 7 using historic players from 100 years ago. Charleston went #1 in the 2018 draft in our league.

 

About right. Basically he was Willie Mays before Mays.

[magicbalala245]

LOL good [expletive] IllWill21.

[Flash]

<3

[fish7718]

I lol'd hard at the zombie thing

[Smitty]

LMAO. Good answers dude.

 

I lol'd hard at the zombie thing

 

As did I.

 

 

Left 4 Dead: OTR Edition

 

IllWill would get jumped by a Hunter and Fish would just run in and give it the People's Elbow.

[Teletopez]

WORP, ZORP, and TORP.

 

Awesome answers, man.

[Guru]

lmfao ur answers are amazing

[Phightins]

TORP !!!!

[The Regime]

Love the answers lol. <3

[Nitro]

I'm down if it reaches me before 12/21/2012.

[*Swish*]

I'm down

[Phightins]

I'll do one.

[Makaveli]

count me in.

[Flash]

Confidence

 

1. Who's the bigger douchebag, LeBron or Bosh?

While I think both didn't do anything wrong in leaving, I'd say LBJ. The Decision was done in very poor taste. Bosh leaving Toronto was a foregone conclusion.

 

2. You realize that the villian never prevails, right?

He does when he has The Flash on his side.

 

3. Who will make the finals, Orlando or Boston?

I think Miami comes out of the East but between those 2 I'd say Boston if Garnett is healthy.

 

4. Lakers will lose to the __Heat____ in ___6___ games on there way to the beginnine of a new dynasty :glasses:.

 

 

5. Chris Bosh and Al Harrington both look like Raptors, do you think they should unite in Toronto?

Lol, maybe after his contract expires in Miami. Bosh is like an avatar/raptor hybrid to me. Al Harrington is an ugly mofo.

 

6. Over/Under. Miami would win 30 games without Lebron.

Over. Wade and Bosh would win 50 games IMO.

 

7. Over/Under. Miami would win 30 games without Wade.

Over. We'd still have LBJ and Bosh. So again I think they'd get to 50.

 

8. Karma is a [expletive]?

Ask the Cavs.

 

9. How much would the Packers lose by if they played New England in the Super Bowl?

We'd win by 10 if you ask me, but from the looks of it I don't think I'll have to worry about the Pats come Superbowl Sunday.

 

10. When will news of Clay Matthews steroid use arise?

Hopefully never lol. I don't think he's on them though. He does strike me as a late bloomer and someone who puts in a ton of time in the weight room to get bigger/faster. He's also got some of the best genes in the league.

 

 

ChosenOne

 

1. Why is LeBron so gay?

Because he's not on the Rockets?

 

2. Why is Bosh so gay?

See above.

 

3. I see that you have found a new love for LeBron since he has came to Miami..why is that so?

I always respected him as the most talented player in the league, I didn't like the way those Cleveland teams carried themselves and I talked about it on here. I'd also say the decision was terrible. However, he's on the Heat and I'm absolutely glad he's here.

 

4. Bosh for Scola and Battier? (think about it you get two players for one)

Pass.

 

5. Sig bet that Miami does not make it out of the east?

I like my Durand Scott sig, sir.

 

6. How long until LeBron starts to notice he is the second best player in Miami?

As much as me and all of Miami loves Dwyane...LeBron > Wade.

 

7. Honestly....How wack was the decision?

VERY. I'll never deny that. But we also have to realize that in this day and age of the media being all over everything that it was going to happen that way. He's arguably the biggest, most recognizable superstar in sports so it was going to happen this way whether we like it or not. Let's be real here, everyone in the NBA was sitting on pins and needles waiting to see where the guy was going...even fans who's teams had no cap space or no shot at him.

 

I get where Cleveland fans are coming from, but I think they're beginning to move on. What I don't understand is why fans of teams who had no shot with him are mad. It had nothing to do with their teams.

 

8. LeBron, Wade, Bosh....if you could punch one of them in the face as hard as you can who would it be and why?

Bosh, for being such a [expletive] sometimes.

 

9. Who is on your guys bench again?

Udonis Haslem, Mike Miller, James Jones, Mario Chalmers and then some scrubs.

10. Scola - 19 pts 8 rebs 2 apg..Bosh 18 pts 8 rebs 2 apg.....Scola>Bosh?

Scola is very underrated, but I still take Bosh on my team any day.

11. Is it ok for me to ask 11 Questions?

No doubt.

 

IllWill21

 

1. If Mega-Pippen asked you to open mouth kiss him, would you do it?

If by mega-Pippen, you mean the best player in the NBA, then no.

 

2. Do you think you're the #1 stealth +1 bomber on OTR?

Nah, I'm sure there's worse.

 

3. Post a picture of yourself, or link to your facebook/myspace/whatever?

No, but its pretty creepy that you asked this here and then PM'd me the same thing asking for my Facebook.

 

4. OTR Royal Rumble... Final 4 left in the ring?

Smitty, B, myself and I'll pick a sleeper here and say Yugo lol.

 

5. Top 5 rappers of all-time?

By my personal taste I'd say:

 

1. Biggie

2. Hov

3. NaS

4. Andre 3000

5. Eazy E

5b. Eminem

 

Now you might ask, why no Tupac? Not that I don't like his music, but I just never got into it like most others did.

 

6. Do you enjoy playing the villain ala Mega-Pippen?

If being a Republican and a Heat fan makes me a villain then yes, I love my role.

 

7. If the Heat don't win in it all this year, is the season a failure?

To me? Yeah, but that's because I expect to win the Finals. No excuse not to with a team this talented.

 

8. Me or HHH?

You

 

9. Buffie the Body or Absolutely Amber?

Can I has both?

 

10. Scale of 1-10, how freaking cute is Wilson Chandler?

Dime piece.

 

Fish

 

1. Most annoying member on the board?

Illwill

 

2. Favorite member?

All you fools.

 

3. Opinion of lkr?

Never met him, so I can't really give an honest one.

 

4. Favorite TV show?

Entourage or Jersey Shore

 

5. Favorite movie?

Anchorman, The Hangover or The Dark Knight

 

6. All time favorite food?

My mom makes some fire, mac & cheese.

 

7. How's FIU?

Pretty awful, not gonna lie. How's Rutgers? That's where you go right?

 

8. If lkr went to FIU you would _______?

Probably not know who he was.

 

9. When was the last time you took the yacht out?

Wish I could say yesterday, but since I don't have one I couldn't

 

10. Roses and red, violets are blue, _________?

Tony Romo is still a homo? I tried lol.

 

 

magicbalala245

1. Why is Kobe Bryant the best player in the NBA and possibly ever?

I tried to tell myself he was close to Michael this summer, but then I got to watching more old Bulls games and its not close IMO. He's top 5 though for sure because he's got more heart, more drive and a better work ethic than 99% of the guys who have ever played the game of basketball.

 

2. One on One Dwayne Wade or LeBron James?

I'd say Wade is a better one on one player.

3. On March 10 2011 Lakers will beat the Heat by __0____? Because they're going to be rocked again.:glasses:

4. Does Amar'e + Melo + CP3 > Heatles?

Nah, no one to stop D-Wade or LBJ. Melo and Amare are allergic to defense.

5. Wade, Bosh, or LeBron if you had to kick one of them in the jewels as hard as you can?

Bosh...total pansy sometimes. But I love the guy lol.

6. Can you send me some free Zoom Kobe's VI?

That'll be $130.

7. Does Spolestra deserved to be fired when they don't win the NBA Title this year?

Nope. I'll give him 3 years to win it. If not, then he needs to kick rocks.

 

8. You know Karma is a b**** right? And God sees everything?

Most definitely. Dan Gilbert can tell you all about that.

 

9. How far will the Miami Hurricanes go in the March Madness tourney if they make it in?

Not very far as long as Frank Haith is coaching them. We have a ton of talent but he flat out sucks.

10. Who do you hate the most on OTR?

Don't hate anyone on here. Its an internet message board lol.

 

Guru

Are you beginning to realize your role as OTR's villain?

I guess so.

 

Yugo

 

1. Did you come to America on a raft?

Thankfully not.

 

2. When your parents said "We got you a new Aston Martin for X-Mas were you like "cool..."?

I wish, but that'll never happen. One can always dream though.

 

3. Who is the most annoying on OTR

Feel like I've answered this a ton already?

 

4. Biggest heat hater on OTR?

Anyone who isn't a Heat fan it seems

 

5. Best player not on Miami's big 3 (on the Heat of course)

LeBron is probably the best basketball player out of the 3.

 

6. How many pairs of Jordan shoes do you have?

13

 

Bigdog17k

 

1. Favorite food?

Mac & Cheese, but not that Kraft [expletive]. Even though its still delicious lol.

 

2. Favorite band?

Does N.W.A count?

 

3. Favorite film?

The Dark Knight or Anchorman

 

4. If there was one thing you could change about OTR, what would it be? And why?

Less baiting

 

5. Did you watch Bob Ross growing up?

Who??

 

6. What kind of car do you really drive?

C300 Sport..wasn't lying hehe.

 

7. What do you see yourself doing in 5 years?

Hopefully finishing up law school or close to finishing law school.

 

8. Do you think of yourself as the OTR villain? Do you want to embrace it if so?

Not really. I wouldn't want to be considered the villain but hey, I'll embrace it lol.

 

9. Who do you think will meet in this years NBA Finals?

Heat vs. Lakers

 

10. Favorite thing to do offline?

Work, work out and play basketball

 

Cleveland's Finest

1. Now that the offseason passed, would you say this is what you most wanted to happen as a Heat fan?

Absolutely. It really was a dream come true for us.

 

2. Who is the leader of this Heat team?

Most will say D-Wade, but I'd go with Udonis Haslem.

 

3. How long does Coach Spoelstra last?

A very, very long time.

4. What's your favorite moment on OTR?

Coming back from the different hacks and after B shut down the site for a couple days. A lot of us stuck together and went over to another place but came back the moment OTR re-opened. Showed how much of a family this site is kind of.

 

5. Who do you want the Heat to face in the playoffs? Why?

Boston and LA. I want to beat the best in order to be the best.

6. What's your OSU @ Miami prediction for next season?

Right now, I'd say Miami because OSU will be breaking in a lot of new players so we have a chance, especially at home and there's no doubt Sun Life will be packed. People down here still haven't forgotten about that play. I think Golden will be an instant success.

 

7. Does LeBron, or Wade for that matter deserve a MVP while they play together?

If we finish with the best record in the league, and they have MVP worthy stats, then give them the co-mvp.

8. Which Heat team do you like better, the championship team a few years ago, or this one? Why?

Heatles. This team is so fun to watch. However, the 2003-2004 team is my all-time favorite.

 

HawksFlyHigh

1. If you could have drafted Lebron instead of D-Wade would you have done it?

Nope. D-Wade is the man. Wouldn't have wanted anyone else to lead us to our first title.

 

2. Lebron vs Kobe 1 on 1 Who Wins? (Prime Athletic Kobe, Today's Lebron)

Kobe is probably the better one on one player.

 

3. Would you rather have Amare or Bosh on this Heat team and why?

Bosh. I think he's just as versatile and IMO is a better all around player.

 

4. Most annoying member on OTR?

Not answering this one again lol.

 

5. Horford>Bosh, Johnson>Wade, Josh Smith > Lebron?

Not on this planet.

 

6. How did you become a Green Bay and Yankees fan?

Go read the out of state fans thread. I wrote it there.

 

7. Cut Joel Anothony's PT?

If it is for the better of the team, then absolutely.

 

8. Favorite OTR Member?

Everyone.

 

Thanks for the questions guys!

 

 

[fish7718]

I go to St. John's and it's nice, we just beat #11 ND today! 2 top 15 teams beaten!

[Flash]

I go to St. John's and it's nice, we just beat #11 ND today! 2 top 15 teams beaten!

 

Yea I see Lavin is bringing the Red Storm back to power. No reason as to why they shouldn't become a national power again. Marcus Hatten is one of my favorite college players of all time lol.

[AboveLegit]

...so who's the most annoying member on OTR?

 

 

Good answers Flash.

[The Regime]

6. Over/Under. Miami would win 30 games without Lebron.

Over. Wade and Bosh would win 50 games IMO.

 

7. Over/Under. Miami would win 30 games without Wade.

Over. We'd still have LBJ and Bosh. So again I think they'd get to 50.

 

0-2 without Lebron this season, I find it hard to believe that they would be able to win 50 games with their current roster. Nice answers though, you're such a homer lol.

[NomarFachix]

Didn't think you'd answer mine seriously...

 

Sorry if it came off as creepy, but I figured if you didn't have a Facebook (like you said) that you'd have a picture somewhere on your computer to share. It's always nice to attach a face to an internet persona :glasses:

 

Didn't know you were big on Biggie, that's cool. Eazy mother[expletive]in E too... haha.

[NomarFachix]

Didn't think you'd answer mine seriously...

 

Sorry if it came off as creepy, but I figured if you didn't have a Facebook (like you said) that you'd have a picture somewhere on your computer to share. It's always nice to attach a face to an internet persona :glasses:

 

Didn't know you were big on Biggie, that's cool. Eazy mother[expletive]in E too... haha.

 

Also... gotta pick one of the ladies, because I'm taking the other one

 

Thanks for answering bruh

[Cleveland's Finest]

Interesting you think Haslem's the leader of the team. And I'm pumped for OSU/Miami!

[Pooh25]

1. Who the [expletive] are you?

http://images.wikia.com/runescape/images/2/22/Wave_smiley.gif I am a Chicago Sports fan, yourself?

 

1. Why do you fold under pressure?

2. When will you step up and be a leader?

3. ....who are you?

4. Roses are red, violets are blue, ___________?

1- I don't.

2 - I am.

3 http://images.wikia.com/runescape/images/2/22/Wave_smiley.gif I am a Chicago Sports fan, yourself?

4. Sugar is sweet, and so are you...

1) Why does Prodigy fold under pressure?

2) Why won't Prodigy step up as a leader?

3) Why does Prodigy say he'll do things and not follow up on them?

4) Are these questions a waste of your time too?

5) What do you do for fun?

6) What's your favorite internet meme?

7) What are your three favorite indie or underground songs?

8) Would you watch a movie about giant, flesh-eating lawyers? Why or Why not?

9) Name a television show you think people would be surprised you watch.

10) What is your favorite number between 94 and 112?

1 & 2 & 3 - I don't know.

4 - Yes

5 - Sports, friends, and music.

6 - I don't have one.

7 - I don't have underground songs.

8 - Probably because figuratively lawyers are flesh-eating in reality.

9 - I don't know.

10 - 100

 

1. Have you had it with these mother[expletive]in snakes on this mother[expletive]in plane?

2. Or have you had it with these monkey-fightin snakes on this Monday to Friday plane?

3. Is this what you get when you [expletive] a stranger in the [expletive]?

4. Or is this what you get when you meet a stranger in the Alps?

5. Yippe-Ki-Yay mother[expletive]er?

6. Or Yippe-Ki-Yay Mr. Falcon?

7. Hans... Boobie... I'm your white Knight?

8. If you were David Aames, would you pick Sofia Serrano or Julie Gianni?

9. Or would you pick Brian Shelby? I'd pick Brian Shelby.

10. Why does Prodigy fold under pressure?

1. The first option.

3. If there is an image, I can't see it but you get an exhilarating feeling.

4. Stranger in the alps, I would be afraid of. He's going to push me off.

5. Yippe-Ki-Yay-Motherphucker

7. Sure

8. Julie Gianni

9. Okay... *Awkward Silence*

10. I don't know, maybe he hasn't matured yet.

[NomarFachix]

I'd actually pick Sofia, I am infatuated with her. But I really don't think you lose with either. Thanks for answering!

[Paul]

Fish

1. .50, what does that stand for?It was my basketball number in HS and I just stuck with it on here.

2: Were you aware that rhymed?If you call that a rhyme

3: Did I blow your mind?Not at all my friend

4: Okay, favorite color?blue and orange. Go GATORS!

5: Most interesting thing about you?I am a certified High School Baseball Umpire.

6: Nominate one person on this forum for Dos Equis: Most Interesting Man award. Nitro by far. haha

7: We should make that award and have Dos Equis pay us right?I am always down to make money.

8: Most annoying member?Warren by far. He is a love him or hate him type of guy.

9: Friendliest fan base, beside your own?On the board? Between Knicks and Heat.

10: Rose are red, violets are blue, The Knicks still suck and so do you ?

 

Hutch

1. Hi 50.Yo.

2. Xbox soon?Prolly not since you deleted me ass.

3. [expletive] LeBron, right?He is a cocky bastard.

4. Top 5 favorite OTR members.You, Cobb, N4S (miss you buddy) Dee and Jammin/Jer/Steve

5. Meow.Love me some [expletive] brah

6. When you making the trip to Ohio?When you decide to let me get with your girl for a night :o

7. 5 favorite rappers.TI, Em,Saigon, B.O.B, Andre 3Stacks

8. Favorite song right now?Beast Mode by B.O.B.

9. Celebrity crush?elisha cuthbert/b]

10. Do you miss the old OTR AIM chat sessions as much as I do? Hell yeah.

 

Psycho Black

1. Remember when everyone thought you were black?

I have a terrible memory so I really don't haha

2. Name 3 things you'd change about OTR.

Put ads on here to make money, Start the mock league back up, Drop the censor(already done)

3. Name 3 members that you would bring back.

N4S, HornyWetPenguin, Harry for the lulz.

4. You surprised I went this far without mentioning cats?

I figured you would say something in one of these questions haha

5. Smitty or Psycho Black

I didn't even see this question and already wrote your name PB haha if that tells you anything.

6. Waffles, Pancakes, or French Toast?

Well we know your big black ass would eat all of them without hesitation. But me for I will take some french toast.

 

 

1. You aren't black? Hell to the nah

2. Favorite song? Oh all time? 24's by T.I. dont know why.

3. Blonds or brunettes?Blondes by far

4. What is the Hawks biggest weakness?It was a PG but now it is our depth at center.

5. What was Joe Johnson worth in your opinion?No where near the amount he got paid. I would have let him go to be honest.

6. Where does Matt Ryan rank among all QB's?In the L right now? Top 7.

7. Why don't you post very often?I lurk a lot. I am on here all the time never feel the urge to post. I just recently started posting more though.

8. What is one thing you would change about OTR?Get some on ads on here because I am about money haha.

9. Lakers will beat _____ in ____ games to threepeat.No one.

10. Melo to Lakers?I am predicting the Knicks.

 

DBF

1. Why do you like miami and not da bulls?I just like watching Miami, I like ChiTown though because Joakim Noah plays there and he is a Florida alum.

2. What does hov mean? Not a [expletive]ing clue.

3. does size matter?Yep.

4. Is there a such thing as, its too big?Are you referring to penis size? If you are, someone is insecure. haha

5. Whats your favorite dish from mcdonalds?Filet o Fish

6. Lebron james or Kobe bryant on your team?LBJ

7. Do you still love bosh?Never did.

8. If you had a second chance, would you rather have miami pick up other free agents, better role players ect, or stick with bosh?I am not a Heat fan.

9. Do you wanna move out of miami?Never lived there.

10. Its 20 degrees outside cold, and you only got once choice, wear a nice comfy hot sweater but no pants, or wear a nice super warm pants but no shirt/sweater? Super warm pants with no shirt

 

Lkr

 

if tim tebow was a member of the feline family, would it be a miracle?Of course, I knew there was a reason I liked him.

are you shunned in your community for liking Florida? I have been threatened by 6 guys for being a Gator fan. I get heckled all the time because I wear gators gear, have a gators lanyard and my truck is decked out with gators stuff. People always try to talk trash about being a gator and then I just start throwing facts, reasons for me being a gator, etc... and they feel like complete [expletive]ing idiots.

 

Prodigy

How are YOU doing? Could be better, a lot of family drama going on right now.

How's life?Stressful.