KIR Answers Archive

[Mac Dre]

i'm in!!

[deestillballin]

Put me down. Im in.

[Cleveland's Finest]

i'll attempt

[Mac Dre]

shouldnt we start this? i mean it could sill be open for sign-ups... but seems like we've got enough people.

[ManOnTheMoon]

Down and not brown.

[Jesse The Body]

Sign Smoove up! ^_^

[Smitty]

My last KIR was epic with the WWE intros.

 

 

*signs up*

[Legacy]

I ain't Great Khali breh, I'm Muhammad Hassan.

[Smitty]

I ain't Great Khali breh, I'm Muhammad Hassan.

 

 

Cmon Yama, you're a playboy.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDJ6rsPrbAA

[Legacy]

I ain't Indian tho, I'm Afghan, which is closer to what Hassan is.

[Smitty]

Touche.

[YugoRocketsFan]

Real Deal aka Smelly Neal

 

1) If you could bring back one member who left us back on the old OTR, who would you bring back?

Prob Berj, he was a beast and is a cool laker fan (which is an oxymoron but still)

 

2) Which member do you get along with the best here?

Prob Mason/His Greatness, people from Delaware get along with others easily.

 

3) Pick one current player from the Rockets that belongs on their banner the most.

Scola, he is gonna break out, 19 and 10 this season baby.

 

4) Pick one former player from the Rockets that would belong on their banner.

Aside from Hakeem, probably Clyde da Glyde

 

5) On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being the highest, rate your hate for McGrady right now.

2-3, working hard and could be starting opening day.

 

6) How many wins for Houston this upcoming season?

We'll go 44-38

 

7) Pick three members who you feel would make excellent moderators.

1.His Greatness

2.LKR

3. Waldo

 

8) Since I believe in God, I wouldn't know...do you practice not saying, "Oh my God," when something shocking or funny occurs?

Thats just a phrase, I say Oh my god, or god damnit but not thank god, but who gives a crap, im a beast.

 

9) What one thing would you change about OTR?

Change the name to KOS, Kingdom of Slaven

 

10) What one thing do you miss (or don't miss) about the old OTR?

My 15,000 posts

 

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Point Forward Guy

 

1. Who's the MVP for the Rockets?

Scola

 

2. Why do you like Tracy McGrady even though he's a loser?

Cause I can

 

3. Pick your least favorite poster here not named ClutchCityOwns

Point Forward Guy

 

4. is Bill Russell overrated to you?

Yes, he sucks [expletive]

 

5. Hakeem vs Shaq?

Shaq is the best center of all time

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Danny aka Romanian Weirdo

 

1. Does Serbia have a good chance to win the World Cup in South Africa?

Not really, but they do have a chance to go into final 8, or maybe even final 4.

 

2. Do you like pools or spa's more?

Pools obviously, love to swim and chill.

 

3. What's your favorite beer?

I have tons of favorites, Heineken is the main favorite then the others are Corona, Smirnoff, Budweiser, Bud Light, Jelen Pivo, Ozujsko, Karlovacko, etc.

 

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BASX

 

1) Favourite Metalcore band

Attack Attack! I have 6 of their shirts and am a big fan

 

2) What is your opinion on "crunkcore"

 

Terrible music, Brokencyde sucks too

 

3) Favourite musical guilty pleasure

 

Dont have one, I only listen to Screamo/Metalcore/Deathcore basically

 

4) Top 10 albums released this year, in your opinion

 

Dont listen to much albums but

#1 With Roots above and Branches Below - The Devil Wears Prada

 

5) How pumped are you for the upcoming World Cup

 

Seriously pumped, Serbia will make it farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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SunTzu

 

1. Do you think a Serbia vs. Australia game would be interesting?

No, Serbia would destroy Australia.

 

2. How far do you think Serbia can go in the World Cup?

Final 8, maybe final 4

 

3. Do you think Yao will be back during the 09-10 season?

Yes, he will be back after all-star break

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RipCity

 

1. On a scale of 1-10, how beautiful is Aaron Brooks?

 

4

 

2. Von Wafer?

 

3

 

3. Trevor Ariza?

 

2

 

4. Vlade Divac?

 

1

 

5. Smitty?

 

∞

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OldChili

 

1) Which nation do you think has the best soccer team?

 

England, they are my pick for the World cup and they have better leadership

 

2) Who do you think is the best soccer player in the world?

 

Messi easily, Ronaldo is great too but Messi is the BEST

 

3) Who's your favorite soccer player?

 

Nemanja Vidic

 

4) Are you going to answer no to this question?

 

Nope

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Winnie the Poohdini

 

1. How do you like Spain's chances in the world cup next year?

 

2nd pick after England

 

2. How do you like Serbia's chances against Spain in the European championship games this month?

 

I like em a lot :-P

 

3. Favorite Real Madrid player?

 

Probably Benzema, dont like Ronaldo much and hate Kaka cause hes a religious idiot

 

4. Biggest bandwagoner on OTR?

 

Hard to say, too many of them sadly

 

5. Where do you go to collage and where did you want to go?

Go to a community college here and plan on going to University of Texas - San Antonio after 2 years

 

6. How did Serbia beat the piss out of Spain in basketball?

 

Serbia is really good and has some really talented youngsters, like Velickovic, Teodosic, Bjelica, Macvan, etc.

 

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MacDre

 

1. what is your avatar?

Wolverhampton Wanderers logo, its a team in English Premier League for Soccer, best sport btw

 

2. favorite 3 bands?

As Blood Runs Black

Attack Attack!

In Fear and Faith

 

3. favorite gum brand?

Dont chew gun, i like the Icebreaker mints, the things are amazing

 

4. why cant you just start to answer them now?

Cuz, you answer em all after the questioning is done, come on now.

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Legacy the Kerplakistanian

 

 

3 favorite members on OTR?

 

His Greatness - Funnay, and owns people

Diesel - Hate Lakers/Laker fans as much as I do and hooked me up with Bangbros password, what a hero.

LKR - Cool Laker fan (which is an oxymoron), Atheist, is the game master.

 

3 most hated members on OTR?

Kingfish - Simply a tool

Point Forward Guy - A tool, annoying as hell.

MainEvent - Hes a wigger, the 2nd worst possibly way to live as a human being

 

Me vs Brian vs Franklin in a cage match, who wins?

 

Me, because I come in and put the smack down on all 3 of you.

 

Who is more annoying, kingfish or point forward guy?

 

This is like asking whats worse, cancer on your testicles or having AIDS

 

I'm raw.

No, im raw.

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ChosenOne

 

1) What will be our record this year?

44-38

 

2) Ariza 15+ppg?

Hopefully.

 

3) How many points do you think Tracy will average this year?

23 ppg, he'll be back

 

4) Rockets make the playoffs?

If the entire west doesnt win 50+ games then yeah.

 

5) Favorite American Football team?

dont like football but prob texans if i had to choose

 

6) Favorite Food?

Pizza, Burger, Burrito

 

7) What do you miss about old OTR?

My 15,000 posts

 

8) Could you beat Smitty in a rap battle?

Nah, hes black and I dont even listen to rap anymore

 

9) Ever been to Burning Man?

no

 

10) What do you drive?

99 Escort, I want a 2009 Civic which im buying next year

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Confidence

 

1. Who do you hate more TMac or Artest?

 

Artest, he plays for the Devil (who doesnt exist but you get my point)

 

2. What NBA player do you most resemble?

 

Dont know, who has a faux hawk, some cheater ear plugs, and dresses like a skater? probably nobody

 

3. Are you a ladies man?

 

Heck yes, Im the monster aha yes

 

4. Front row seat at a Rockets game or top row seats at a soccer game in Europe?

 

Front row Rockets, duhh.

 

5. Am I one of your favorite Lakers fan?

 

Probably, but thats not much of an accomplishment.

 

6. Do you think you are hella buff?

 

Nah

 

7. Lakers winning the ship again, right?

 

Nope, Cleveland gonna smoke you guys

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Smoove

 

1. šta ima, novo?

 

Bas nista

 

2. što ne igraš šah na TFF?

 

Jebo te sah

 

3. Do you think Wolves will get relegated?

 

Nope, we have a really talented squad, and theres worse teams out there

 

4. Koga Srbija igra u subotu?

 

Romania igrala protiv Francuzi?

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Fish7718

 

1. What is the one thing you wouldn't want anyone on this forum to know?

Nothing really,

 

2. Are you the guy who is #2 on the top 10 most awkward celebrations?

 

no

 

3. Football or FOOTBALL?

 

The one thats popular world wide, not the one played by obese people.

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Mike Hawk

 

1. Sta Ima Pederu?

 

Nista, kurva

 

2. Jeli Vrbas?

 

Malo

 

3. Kolko si Natego kad si bijo u Doboju?

 

5-6.

 

4. Jeli Ovaj sto drzi ovaj form, neki Amerikski Peder koji se Folira?

 

da

 

5. Sto Nepricas Vise nas jezik?

 

Zaboravio

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Diesel

 

1. Why are you obsessed with the MOC section of bangbros so much?

 

Its the funniest one

 

2. Is it the big penises that have formed this obsession?

 

No its Ramon's awesome quotes like Splashend the [expletive] and aha yes

 

3. Yo my tv out, Rockets going to make the playoffs this year?

 

Probably

 

4. What basketball team fanbase do you hate the most?

 

Should this even be asked? Of course its Laker fans

 

5. Why?

 

Annoying, love kobe too much thats it not normal, probably to a gay level

 

6. What non-basketball team do you hate the most and why?

 

West Bromwich albion, cuz they suck.

 

7. Would you rather eat my poop or watch a video of your grandmother sucking black dong?

 

Neither, you are gay

 

8. Favorite Porn Star? (Girl fyi I don't wanna see Ramon or Castro)

 

Aveena Lee

 

9. Why do serbs smell so bad?

 

Why are Germans so gay.

 

10. Yo my tv out, what's Yao's status this year?

 

Pimp Status baby

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His Gayness

 

1) How does your family back in Serbia feel about you (supposedly) showering daily?

 

Very funny Cassagnoli

 

2) Why so emo?

 

Cuz Screamo is the best music, Attack Attack! ftw

 

3) Yo my tv out, Yao playing this season?

 

Yep, after all-star break

 

4) Who's your friend?

 

Oh you mean this?

http://onwardstate.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/hot-dog-ecopy.jpg

 

 

5) Is PFG's age a single digit? His IQ?

 

His age is 4, his IQ is -3449893489048023489028492348024902384082908490282349048, and thats being generous

 

6) Proof God isn't real?

 

You cant disprove a negative

 

7) Is it true that your parents are closely related?

 

Nope

 

8) Yo you know who's hot?

 

Ashlynn Brooke

 

9) Man U vs. the Wolves. Do you play with Man U or would you rather play for the other team?

 

Wolves of course

 

10) Rank the five most hated members in OTR history. They can be active, inactive, banned, or even have media credentials.

 

Will, Point forward guy, kingfish, Trutrojan, poppa boner

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Erick Blasco

 

1) Fill in the blank. Tracy McGrady is a __________?

 

Beast

 

2) Chuck Hayes, Carl Landry, and Luis Scola in a steel cage match. Who wins and why?

 

Hayes, cuz hes a beast

 

3) Why do so many people find you weird?

 

Nobody does

 

4) Have you ever eaten a racoon?

 

No, lol wtf.

 

5) Who are your two favorite players on the Minnesota Timberwolves?

 

Al Jefferson and Flynn

 

6) What was the last book you read?

 

Next Generations: Women of colonial america, for school.

Want to read the God delusion by Richard Dawkins though.

 

7) If Rick Adelman adopted you as his grandson, what would you do?

 

Take his money.

 

8) Are you and Vladimir Radmanovic related in any way?

 

He is my 8th cousin

 

9) Favorite Rocket of all time?

 

Von Wafer

 

10) Favorite Robot Chicken skit?

 

I watch robot chicken but no skit stands out to me.

 

11)Here's another question. How dumb do you feel for getting banned the week you're chosen for KIR, lol.

 

How dumb is it to have a Utah Jizz player as your fave even though he is ugly and sucks?

 

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AtTheDrivein

 

1. What's your thoughts on religion? lol.

 

I'll quote Karl Marx on this one

 

"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people."

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Papi Chulo Cobb

 

1. Favorite Pokemon?

 

Dont have one, lol

 

2. Favorite Pokemon game to play?

 

My favorite one was Pokemon Blue

 

3. You like boys right?

 

No

 

4. Favorite sport to watch on TV?

 

Futbol.

 

5. Do you like Halo 3?

 

Nope, I hate Halo games

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Waldo

 

FIFA 10's price gets raised to $100, do you still buy it?

 

Yep, even if you raised it to 700$ i'll still buy it

 

Who would you let go of first, Brooks or Wafer?

 

Wafer, but hes already gone

 

Are Rocket fans dedicated enough?

 

Yep, way more than Laker fans

 

Which team do you have greater hate for, the Mavs or Spurs?

 

Mavs, I respect the Spurs because they have championships but the Mavs are a bunch of chokers, losers and homosexuals.

 

Still an Artest fan?

Nope, I plan on burning his jersey-shirt and putting it on youtube.

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OG_Kush

 

Volis picku?

 

Volim da jebem. nevolim da lizem.

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[YugoRocketsFan]

WTH, i cant bold it all?

[Diesel]

Nice answers Slaven, I'm glad you finally found the time to answer them.

[ChosenOne]

Tracy will be back!

[Cobb]

You don't like boys and you don't have a favorite Pokemon? What is wrong with you?

[Legacy]

lol at the point forward guy.

[The Regime]

Good stuff, keeping the answers short and simple.

[His Greatness]

Slaven you are a wigger.

Edited September 19, 2009 by His Greatness

[YugoRocketsFan]

Slave you are a wigger.

 

Nah foo im emo.

[trutrojan8]

wtf everyone loves me?

[BasX]

Good answers man

[Poe]

Damn I'm bored, thanks for giving me something to read. Good answers, straight and to-the-point. I agree about Scola having a break-out year with Yao out, btw. I hope Trevor has a strong year as well. People are underrating the Rockets.

[OldChili]

11) Here's another question. How dumb do you feel for getting banned the week you're chosen for KIR, lol.

 

How dumb is it to have a Utah Jizz player as your fave even though he is ugly and sucks?

 

Haha.

[Sħãlïq™]

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