deestillballin Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 (edited) I didnt see one when I did a search, if there is one please kindly merge or delete.. But here we go.. Funnies one by far: One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. A cab stopped and picked her up. During the ride she noticed that the driver was staring hard at her. When she asked him why, he said, “I want to ask you something, but I don’t want to offend you.” She said, “You can’t offend me. I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything.” The cab driver then said, “Well, I’ve always had the fantasy of having a nun give me a blow job.” She said, “Well, perhaps we can work something out under two conditions. First, you have to be single, and second you have to be Catholic.” Immediately the cab driver said, “Oh, yes! I’m single and I’m Catholic!” The nun said, “Okay, pull into that alleyway over there.” The cab driver pulled into the alleyway and the nun went to it. Soon after the nun was finished, the cab driver started crying. The nun said, “My child, what’s the matter?” He said tearfully, “Sister, I have sinned. I lied, I lied…I’m married and I’m Jewish!” The nun replied, “That’s okay. My name’s Jeff and I’m on my way to a costume party!” Edited August 23, 2009 by deestillballin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWaLL Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Lol good story. Although the title was misleading though, when you said Joke "Threat", I guess I just wasn't expecting a nun giving a blowjob story haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Lmao that's terrible but very funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flight Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 lol almost like the 1 armed hooker named Steve Thread, not threat haha. I expected someone to call into CNN with a fake threat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deestillballin Posted August 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Whops sorry ill get that fixed didnt know its aid threat :-X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Rat Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWaLL Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Jack and Jill Went up the hill To smoke some marijuana Jack got high and pulled down his fly And said "do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress And then they had some fun But silly Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Dre Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Haha these are funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trutrojan8 Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 A guy walked into a bar and said, "ouch." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Rat Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 What's the difference between trash and New Jersey women? Trash gets picked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celtics3420 Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Fat girls are like scooters, fun to ride until ur friends see you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWaLL Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Fat girls are like scooters, fun to ride until ur friends see you.I lol'd at that when I saw that in your member title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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