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If Hugh Hefner asked you if you would like to take over and carry on his legacy, would you?


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I believe most wives would be down for it. The money? Fame? Yeah, your wife is going to love the treatment. Hell, buy your [expletive] a boob job and stick her in a magazine. You wouldn't even have to work with the girls, you could hire people to do it for you. I do believe that would ruin the sole purpose of the job though. You know, your wife might even want to do it!

 

Having that job would honestly make me think there is a God. You talk about happiness, what's better than waking up with all that money and those [expletive]es? I swear I would make sure I had naked [expletive]es waiting around my bed till I woke up, just because I could.

 

Hugh Hefner, if you are reading this, you know who to leave your company too.

 

 

Signed

 

- The biggest pervert alive.

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