KIR Questions Archive

[Erick Blasco]

1) Gun to your head...you have to have a favorite NBA team. Pick one, NOW.

 

I'll ask more later. That's the most important question, though.

 

lol, I was going to ignore the question but since you put the now in caps I guess I have to answer it!

[NomarFachix]

1. Boobs or bottom?

2. Favorite music group?

3. Rank them: Hakeem, Ewing, Zo, Dike

4. Rank clutchosity: Reggie, Jordan, Kobe

5. Who ends up with the NYK this offseason?

6. Favorite movie?

7. Pizza or burger?

8. Boxers, briefs, manties, thong, g-string, jock strap, loin cloth?

9. Least favorite OTR'er?

10. Life ambition?

[The Regime]

1. Why do you like Matt Harpring?

2. Where college are you attending?

3. What is your major?

4. Do you plan on writing professionally?

5. Of the three (football, baseball, basketball) which is your least favorite sport?

6. Blondes or brunettes?

7. In your opinion what characteristic is most important in a girl, looks or personality?

8. In a couple sentences, who is better, Kobe or LeBron?

9. In a couple sentences, who is better, Rondo or Nash?

10. What NBA player do you compare your basketball game to?

[ChosenOne]

1. Do you think Smitty is slacking by not starting this topic?

2. If you could write for one magazine what magazine would it be?

3. Dream job?

4. #1 thing on your bucket list?

5. Favorite place to eat at?

6. Why do you talk in the third person?

7. Do you have a job? is so what is it?

8. If Yao comes back healthy Houston is a top 3 team in the west?

9. John Wall will be ROTY?

10. Who will end with a better career Rose, Wall, or Evans?

[Cobb]

1.) Favorite sport besides basketball?

2.) Dream car?

3.) Chance that Joe Johnson re-signs with Atlanta(in %)?

4.) Facebook or MySpace?

5.) Firefox or Google Chrome?

[Riot]

1. Best Tool album?

2. Best Tool song?

3. Is Maynard a bit of a tool?

4. What's your philosophy on life?

5. Do you want to travel?

6. If you could be drafted to any NBA team, which one would you choose?

[Real Deal]

Added the rest of the questions.

 

Come on guys, not much time left.

[Teletopez]

Derrick Favors or DeMarcus Cousins?

If Blake Griffin were in the draft this year, where do you think he would be selected?

For the Nets: Avery Johnson, Mark Jackson or Tom Thibodeau?

Do you think there are better realistic candidates for the coaching spot outside of the three listed above?

Do you think Prokhorov will have a positive, insignificant, or negative effect on the Nets?

Brooklyn Nets or New York Nets?

Stick with "Nets" or change the name?

If the Nets were to sign a PF to play alongside Lopez, would you prefer Lee or Boozer?

Is the NBA going uphill or downhill?

Thoughts on the Barclays Center?

[NomarFachix]

Locking this up to be answered around 6 PM, get your questions in!

[His Greatness]

1) Boston over LA in how many games?

2) Top 10 players?

3) Favorite and least favorite member?

4) Harpring is retired. Who is your favorite active player?

5) West > Nowitzki?

6) Expert analysis on Mikhail Prokhorov?

7) Break down Doug Collins.

8) List a few things that OTR may not know about you.

9) Who killed Biggie and 2Pac?

10) Do you believe in God?

Edited May 23, 2010 by His Greatness

[YugoRocketsFan]

1. How can you not have a favorite team?

2. Most annoying member on OTR?

3. Did you cry when OTR got shut down?

4. Has anyone said that you look like Mr. Bean

5. Whats 58 + 5 X 6^2

6. What should Mikhail Prokhorov rename the Nets?

7. Rockets record next year is _____

8. Favorite cartoon?

9. If there were 5 birds on a tree, and you shot one, how many will still be on the tree?

10. If you could pimpslap Kingfish, would you do it?

[Erick Blasco]

Any more questions?

[ExplosiveScoring]

1. What position do you play in basketball? If you don't play anymore, when you were young?

2. What are your values for players that play basketball?

3. Dwyane Wade is better than Kobe Bryant, agreed?

4. Where is LeBron going?

5. Where is Wade going?

[NomarFachix]

Max of 10 questions each. Keep it appropriate, both questions and answers, please. ^_^

 

Topic closes in three days.

[The Regime]

1) What is your favorite team? And why don't you rep them with the logo?

2) Is Steve Nash the tougest pg in the league?

3) What college are you attending?

4) Blondes or brunnetts?

5) What is your favorite movie of all time?

6) What three attactions are a must see in North Carolina?

7) Who wins in a finals, Lakers or Celtics?

[NomarFachix]

1. Sup, dawg?

2. Why the handle "LocalGunfighter"?

3. Ethnicity?

4. Something nobody on OTR knows about you?

5. Pitcher or catcher?

6. Who do the Knicks get this offseason?

7. Least favorite OTR personality?

8. Pretty face or bangin body?

9. Detail your first fist fight.

10. Most beautiful woman on the planet?

[fish7718]

1. I challenge you to a d-d-d-d-d-duel! Do you accept?

2. Go Pikachu! Do you quit?

3. Go Kobeasaurus! Did you just crap your pants?

3. I'm fusing my Pikachu with my Kobeasaurus to get, THE PIKAMAMBA! Now you crapped yourself didn't you?

4. Do you wish to use a different Pokemon?

5. Yes or No?

6. Attack, Bag, Pokemon, Run?

7. Don't Run! You still afraid?

8. You wanna see a picture of the pikmamba?

9. TOO BAD, I KNOW THIS ISN'T A QUESTION BUT I DON'T CARE

10. Nah I'll show a picture of the pikamamba if you want..?, but later...You have no usable pokemon remaining...LocalGunfighter blanked out!

[Erick Blasco]

1) Thoughts on Arrested Development?

2) Would you ever bring a gun to a knife fight?

3) If you could be fused with a lion, an ostrich, a jackal, Dwight Howard, or a 20 foot blob of ooze, what would you choose and why?

4) Name the most and least interesting museums you've ever been to.

5) What is your favorite shade of purple?

6) How beautiful are the Carolina Panthers uniforms?

7) What does having Steve Nash as a favorite player say about you as a person?

8) What was the strangest birthday gift you ever received?

9) Rank these household appliances on what you'd like to have in case you were attacked: Vacuum, mop, spatula, frying pan, bar of soap, a second mop, bottle of pepsi, large wooden spoon, bucket of water, chair that's difficult to lift, unvacuumed rag.

10) If Ric Bucher interviewed you, what would he ask and what would be your answer.

[Riot]

1. Do you want to learn an instrument?

2. Which movie is funnier, Borat or Bruno?

3. Would you consider yourself a redneck?

4. What is your philosophy on life?

5. If you could live in any country besides USA and Canada, where would you choose?

Edited May 25, 2010 by Riot

[Mentch]

1. Favorite member on OTR?

 

2. Football or basketball?

 

3. Have you noticed how KIR is just like FormSpring, except not anonymous?

 

4. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?

 

5. Favorite player other than Steve Nash?

 

6. Biggest move this offseason (entire NBA)?

 

7. What brand names do you usually wear (American Eagle, Hollister, etc.)?

 

8. Favorite video game?

 

9. Do you like NBA offseason?

 

10. Do you use any forums other than this?

[ExplosiveScoring]

1.) What are your words of an encouragement for somebody that wants to play a sport, but everybody keeps saying negative things to that somebody?

 

2.) Dwyane Wade vs Kobe Bryant - Who's better currently

 

3.) Who's your least favorite player in the NBA?

 

4.) Who's your least favorite player on the Suns?

 

5.) Who's your favorite player in the NBA who doesn't play for the Suns?

[His Greatness]

1) Favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd album and song?

2) Thoughts on the Allman Brothers?

3) Why Steve Nash?

4) Why not the Bobcats?

5) Soccer or women's basketball?

6) Favorite gun to shoot?

7) LeBron or Kobe or LeBron?

8) Will Phoenix win these last two?

9) Do you have an accent?

10) List a few things we may not know about you.

[NomarFachix]

Gunfighter, get to answerin!

[Smitty]

Max of 10 questions each. Keep it appropriate, both questions and answers, please.

 

Topic closes in three days.

[NomarFachix]

-_-

 

1. Why did Smitty take (back) my only job?

2. Who do you hate the most on OTR?

3. Bun B or Pimp C?

4. You're starting a franchise, do you take Kwame Brown or Darko Milicic?

5. Amundson's ponytail or Morrison's moustache?

6. Reginald VelJohnson? Yeah?

7. Uncle Joey or Uncle Jesse?

8. Yankees, Lakers, Patriots, Red Wings; pick one.

9. How many licks does it take?

10. [expletive] one, marry one, kill one: Cindy Crawford, Pam Anderson, Smitty.

Edited May 29, 2010 by Cotton Camby