reno Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 Posted By Michael Tunison 11:20 AMThe issuance of flatus during film sessions is enough of a disruptive force for the Bears that any player who lets one loose is slapped with a $20 fine. Now, before you go thinking that Lovie Smith has become a taskmaster on par with Eric Mangini, who, if you'll recall, fined a player four figures for not paying for a $3 water bottle during the preseason, this is a matter of self-policing by Bears players. At least that's what Bears defensive tackle Anthony Adams has divulged in a post for a Chicago Tribune blog. Adams has also spotlighted a serial worst offender in defensive end Mark Anderson, whose eruptions could possibly clear out all of Soldier Field. "Mark Anderson (pictured) might be the worst farter ever," Adams writes. "He takes these protein shakes, so he smells like little babies do." Ooh, a meconium smelling one! That'll empty the film room for weeks. One man's emissions could possibly make the team unprepared for an entire season. Hopefully Adams keeps a running tally of who rips the most and lets the world know. Personally, Orlando Pace looks like a guy who emits some lingering stale ones. http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/the_sporting_blog/entry/view/36368/in_chicago,_he_who_dealt_it_is_also_fined_for_it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdog17k Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 (edited) Proper article post: http://i.tsn.com/i/photos/20090925/125094.jpgIn Chicago, He Who Dealt It Is Also Fined For ItThe issuance of flatus during film sessions is enough of a disruptive force for the Bears that any player who lets one loose is slapped with a $20 fine. Now, before you go thinking that Lovie Smith has become a taskmaster on par with Eric Mangini, who, if you'll recall, fined a player four figures for not paying for a $3 water bottle during the preseason, this is a matter of self-policing by Bears players.Link to article Just for future reference, don't post the whole article. Just an excerpt and a link to the article. Edited September 25, 2009 by bigdog17k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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