Poe Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 We are just days from the start of the NBA Season. Experts are making their predictions on things such as standings, fantasy leaders, etc. How about some odds on the things you really care about? 1:1 The Phoenix Suns will allow 175 points a game. 3:1 Kevin Durant will lead the league in scoring. 3:1 Greg Oden will lead the league in fouls, fouls per minute, most games fouled out and fans forced into depression because they could have drafted Durant. 7:1 Lamar Odom will divorce his new bride Khloe Kardashian before the season's end after realizing he married the ugly Kardashian sister. 20:1 Hasheem Thabeet will average less than one point a game. 50:1 Stephen Jackson will initiate a brawl with his own team during a timeout. 75:1 Michael Jordan will come out of retirement after beating the Charlotte Bobcats in a scrimmage by himself. 120:1 Realizing they have no chance to sign him in the upcoming summer, the Cleveland Cavaliers will trade LeBron James to the Memphis Grizzlies for their entire roster. Somehow both teams become worse. 250:1 Michael Beasley will have more 30 point games than rehab stints. 500:1 The New York Knicks will offer free wins to team willing to take players with long-term contracts off their team. 700:1 The Indiana Pacers will have a starting lineup of all white guys and change their team name to the Hickory Huskers. 999:1 Elton Brand will play more than 3 1/2 games. 5000:1 The Sacramento Kings will win 20 games. 1000000:1 Tracy McGrady will make it to the second round of the playoffs. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/276337-2009-2010-basketball-odds-you-wont-find-anywhere-else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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