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If you jerk off use the stop-and-go method, as you are about to bust put your finger on the dickhole and press down hard as you are orgasming, and hold it for like 3 seconds, then let go really quick...your man-goo will shoot out like 10ft.

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If you jerk off use the stop-and-go method, as you are about to bust put your finger on the dickhole and press down hard as you are orgasming, and hold it for like 3 seconds, then let go really quick...your man-goo will shoot out like 10ft.

 

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I am becoming so protective of my money. I went to the mall today, with $300 to spend, and I left with nothing. I blame it on the fact that there were way too many people at the mall and I was at the point where I was trucking through little kids to get to where I wanted to go lol

 

I would walk into a store with my dad, and while he was looking at something I would stand near the ugliest piece of clothing to stay out of the way, and somehow people just decide to flock to where I am standing..pissed me off so much.

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I am becoming so protective of my money. I went to the mall today, with $300 to spend, and I left with nothing. I blame it on the fact that there were way too many people at the mall and I was at the point where I was trucking through little kids to get to where I wanted to go lol

 

I would walk into a store with my dad, and while he was looking at something I would stand near the ugliest piece of clothing to stay out of the way, and somehow people just decide to flock to where I am standing..pissed me off so much.

 

You have some good restraint, I would have come home with no $$$. :wacko:

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Spent $50 at the shops the other day... bought a $12 long sleeve shirt (original price = $25) and a singlet for $10 (original price = $20) and a Blaq bag for $25 (originally $50). :) Oh, and the best thing about all that was that i used a gift card.

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STAT YOU CAN'T USE +1s LIKE THEY ARE A LIKE BUTTON ON FACEBOOK >=(

God forbid I feel good for a fellow a +1 his post to say that I'm happy for him. Meanwhile you +1 every post that is supposed to be against the rules. You're just jealous that the smittster got a +1 and not you.

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God forbid I feel good for a fellow a +1 his post to say that I'm happy for him. Meanwhile you +1 every post that is supposed to be against the rules. You're just jealous that the smittster got a +1 and not you.

lmao I was just messing around bro use your +1s however the [expletive] you want I couldn't care less.

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God forbid I feel good for a fellow a +1 his post to say that I'm happy for him. Meanwhile you +1 every post that is supposed to be against the rules. You're just jealous that the smittster got a +1 and not you.

 

 

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Whenever the head is severed from the human body with a sharp enough weapon

The brain remains conscious for ten seconds

Long enough for me to give you one last message

And when you get to hell you can tell lucifer I said it

 

~Canibus

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I think I broke my elbow/back. I was hoopin today, and I went up for a dunk and my hands slipped off the rim and i landed literally straight down on my elbow/back. Fortunate I didn't hit my head.

 

And yes, the rim was at 9 ft. I can't dunk at 10 ft. I'm only 5'8"...

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I think I broke my elbow/back. I was hoopin today, and I went up for a dunk and my hands slipped off the rim and i landed literally straight down on my elbow/back. Fortunate I didn't hit my head.

 

And yes, the rim was at 9 ft. I can't dunk at 10 ft. I'm only 5'8"...

 

Damn. You gonna get that checked up? Hopefully it ain't anything serious.

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I think I broke my elbow/back. I was hoopin today, and I went up for a dunk and my hands slipped off the rim and i landed literally straight down on my elbow/back. Fortunate I didn't hit my head.

 

And yes, the rim was at 9 ft. I can't dunk at 10 ft. I'm only 5'8"...

Bogut style?

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I think I broke my elbow/back. I was hoopin today, and I went up for a dunk and my hands slipped off the rim and i landed literally straight down on my elbow/back. Fortunate I didn't hit my head.

 

And yes, the rim was at 9 ft. I can't dunk at 10 ft. I'm only 5'8"...

Pretty sure you didn't break anything but that sucks

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Damn. You gonna get that checked up? Hopefully it ain't anything serious.

Nah. It's really swollen and my back is hurting a bit, but I think it's all just bruised. I can bend my elbow.

 

Bogut style?

What's that mean?

 

Pretty sure you didn't break anything but that sucks

Yeah I know, I definitely didn't.

 

 

It was like that, I just didn't land on my head I landed on my back/elbow.

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Is it bad that I could steal this dude's girlfriend at any given time?

 

Na. At the end of the day its her fault, you can always say you didn't know she had a man. Unless you know them personally.

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