fish7718 Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Coach D'antoni's twitter A few of my favorites Attn NBA GM's: If you're looking for a guy who can guard any of the five positions and hold the player to 25-30 ppg, Jeffries is available. Apparently Jared Jeffries didn't get the daily memo or see the huge note on the whiteboard that says he should NEVER shoot the ball. Nate, Jeffries, Hughes to HOU for McGrady. I did it on the ESPN Trade Machine and it works, but Donnie keeps saying "it's not that simple". Jeffries doesn't even make shots in warmups. How he stays positive is a mystery to me, but I have a feeling $6 million a year helps. #itsnotokay to be a center in the NBA making over $10 million a year without being able to dunk or block a shot. You hear me Eddy? Security is really tight at the Detroit airport these days. I'm thinking about telling them Eddy Curry is a terrorist. #[expletive]isiah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karl Malone Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 hahaha at first i thought they were real i was like woowww but these are still hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWaLL Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 I thought this was real at first I was like wow, he's real open about who he's willing to get rid of. Funny though lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenneral Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 One of the funniest things I've seen in awhile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poe Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Nate's playing great. I guess pumping him with drugs and pinning his eyes open to make him watch film of Nash every night actually worked. I wish Curry & Jeffries would pull guns on each other like Gilbert & Javaris did...only I wish they'd actually pull the triggers. :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bravenewworld Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 "Nate plays 38 min and we win in OT, but only plays 22 tonight and we win by 40+...I'm just saying." LMAO "Jeffries doesn't even make shots in warmups. How he stays positive is a mystery to me, but I have a feeling $6 million a year helps." The person who is doing this deserves to be the GM of the Knicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamerGuy Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 That's friggin hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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