Jump to content

Kevin Garnett voted NBA's top trash talker


The Regime
 Share

Recommended Posts

According to his peers, Boston Celtics forward Kevin Garnett is the top trash talker in the NBA.

 

Yes, that's right; the same gentleman who pisses intensity, spits straight venom from the sidelines, and occasionally gets down all fours in a wild attack dog-like defensive stance was voted the L's worst trash talker.

 

Who would have thunk it?

 

Garnett received 62 percent of the vote in a Sports Illustrated poll of 173 league players who were asked to name the worst trash talker in the league.

 

Kobe Bryant (7%) was second, followed by Rasheed Wallace (5%). Fourth on the list was 'Lil Him Nate Robinson (3%), who tied with Paul Pierce.

 

I doubt SI gives out awards for throwaway player polls, but if they did, I'd like to imagine this is how Garnett's acceptance speech would [expletive] go:

 

"Thank you so [expletive] much! [Expletive]! Sorry! I mean, really, it's just a great [expletive] honor to be nominated alongside so many other mother [expletive] trashtalkers! I want to thank my [expletive] coach, Doc, and my [expletive] teammates, and my [expletive] family, and — [expletive]! I forgot what I was going to say. [Expletive]! Oh well, I better stop now before I say something that'll get me into [expletive] trouble. ANYTHING IS [EXPLETIVE] POSSIBLE! Thanks."

 

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Kevin-Garnett-voted-NBA-s-top-trash-talker?urn=nba,213362

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
 Share

×
×
  • Create New...