The Random Thread

[Lkr]

I love easy mac

[SRV]

Sick first day of school. My english teacher has ADD and is kind of crazy, and there are atleast 5 hot [expletive] girls in the class. Then my Psych teacher is funny as [expletive], reminds me of some of my high school teachers who just joke around to make you learn.

[Check my Stats]

Sooo am I the only one who got too drunk first night back to make it to their first class of the semester next day?

Edited January 10, 2011 by Check my Stats

[ManOnTheMoon]

How long have you been an Eagles fan anyways? Didn't seem like you cared for them/Michael Vick one bit until the playoffs came around.

 

Didn't post here since like August of last year, and just came back...thus the reason you didn't see me talk about them.

[Paul]

Man we are iced in here in Georgia big time.

[AboveLegit]

Expecting snow tomorrow, hopefully we get lots of it.

[Doc]

Going out tn first night of frost week WOO!!!

 

Then drivers test tomorrow at 11am. I make great life choices.

[fish7718]

"They said I couldn't make an annoying commercial"

 

 

[Cobb]

Didn't post here since like August of last year, and just came back...thus the reason you didn't see me talk about them.

Are you from Philly?

 

You should buy his poster:

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0063/0162/products/Screen_shot_2011-01-08_at_1.14.45_PM_large.png?1293945410

 

I kinda want one.

[Nitro]

I posted the beginning of my new rap last night (to the beat of Who Shot Ya), and I added onto it a bit. Below is the full song so far:

 

I’m the illest MC streamin across the land

Priests collecting holy water splash it on my hand

I control puppet masters, I’m pulling the strings

Craft rhymes with blistering speed, mastering things

A prophet no wings, this [expletive]s a great gift

With a graveyard flow, always work the late shift

[expletive], my pen’s a syringe, the ink’s melted down

The page is my vein, [expletive] hits with deaf sound

My minds hallucinating, racin in my moms basement

Tracin back the puzzle on my tracks, in fact

I’ll stab you in the back, your spinal cord done crack

Prolly shouldn’t call my first released track whack

The system is the mother, humanity’s the fetus

Illuminati ambigram’s the symbol of Jesus

My style’s filled with artillery like machine guns

Unload explosively, make all you rap fiends run

My insanity’s spillin feels like a cavity drillin

Got that rhapsody feelin, can’t imagine the ceilin

Immersed in the thoughts I illicit explicitely

Remiscently combine these slick words seamlessly

Graspin for breath, it’s in your eyes, looking traumatized

Tryina find the words to beg, no compromise

Dellusional illusions cause lyrical fusions

Ill rhymes and ill beats like a ‘90’s reunion

Breakin bones with stones and sticks, blowin bricks

Cloning chicks, stickin kids, and stoning pricks with killer wickedness

I’ll be 80 years old, lightin bowls, poppin rolls

In the crib, countin shells, droppin foe’s, coppin hoe’s

You can’t look at me, you fear me

See, we ain’t in no court, I reject your immunity

This pen right here, represents opportunity

This verse right here, represents continuity

My flesch will die, but my soul is eternal

I’m about to blow up like a [expletive] whose maternal

 

 

Feedback would be much appreciated!!! It starts off a little slow, but I think after the first 1/4 it really picks up and I think I got something pretty good going.

[Sun Tzu]

Some [expletive] I just wrote to the beat of "Who Shot Ya." It's a very rough first draft, and not close to done...

 

That's pretty good bro.

 

Now I'm feeling like havin' those rap battles on here

[Sun Tzu]

My minds hallucinating, racin in my moms basement

Tracin back the puzzle on my tracks, in fact

It was going good until here, rhyme scheme kinda went away... but other than this bar the rhyming scheme was consistent

 

 

I had a quick read and I think that was a really good verse/piece though. You had some good concepts and the flow was good.

[Nitro]

My minds hallucinating, racin in my moms basement

Tracin back the puzzle on my tracks, in fact

It was going good until here, rhyme scheme kinda went away... but other than this bar the rhyming scheme was consistent

 

Well, every once in awhile throughout a verse I like to switch up the rhyme scheme. In a lot of songs I've written I've realized the same basic rhyme scheme to the snare gets repetitive. In that specific bar I used a technique Nas uses a lot.

 

I had a quick read and I think that was a really good verse/piece though. You had some good concepts and the flow was good.

 

Thanks man! I know it's hard to really grasp the flow without hearin it being spit over the beat, but I think it's going well. I'm actually planning on making a mixtape; I got a few songs finished (not recorded, but the verse(s) are written and beats are chosen), and got a few more planned. I want to make about 12 songs, pick the best 8, then record it and make the mixtape. I got a huge stack of blank CD's so I'm going to hand 'em out to all my friends, family, and random people outside concerts and bars and [expletive]. I'm also going to post all the songs on Youtube to get some attention. I do it purely for fun, but I just dropped outta college a few days ago, so this is literally my last chance to make a ton of money. It'd be silly to not take the one talent I have as far as I can take it, as long as I stay realistic and focus on more important things first.

[moeroadkill]

WANT A FREE PLAYSTATION 3?!?

 

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/PS3.htm

 

 

 

 

massive scam

[Guru]

http://www.backstagegfx.com/forum/uploads/U360-1294730884.jpg

[Sun Tzu]

Well, every once in awhile throughout a verse I like to switch up the rhyme scheme. In a lot of songs I've written I've realized the same basic rhyme scheme to the snare gets repetitive. In that specific bar I used a technique Nas uses a lot.

 

 

 

Thanks man! I know it's hard to really grasp the flow without hearin it being spit over the beat, but I think it's going well. I'm actually planning on making a mixtape; I got a few songs finished (not recorded, but the verse(s) are written and beats are chosen), and got a few more planned. I want to make about 12 songs, pick the best 8, then record it and make the mixtape. I got a huge stack of blank CD's so I'm going to hand 'em out to all my friends, family, and random people outside concerts and bars and [expletive]. I'm also going to post all the songs on Youtube to get some attention. I do it purely for fun, but I just dropped outta college a few days ago, so this is literally my last chance to make a ton of money. It'd be silly to not take the one talent I have as far as I can take it, as long as I stay realistic and focus on more important things first.

 

Yeah that sounds good bro, good luck with that. Make sure you show us some of your audio work!

[fish7718]

1.11.11

[Guru]

Quitting smoking = fail.

 

10 days, not a bad run lol

Edited January 11, 2011 by Guru™

[NomarFachix]

Quitting smoke = fail.

 

10 days, not a bad run lol

 

I used to pack a tin a day for about 2 years... Quit that by picking up smoking... Took another year to quit that. Nicotine is killer.

[Nitro]

Quitting smoke = fail.

 

10 days, not a bad run lol

 

Ha. it's better than I could do on my own willpower. Since I started smoking 3 years ago the longest I've been able to go is about a day.

[SRV]

My school is so dumb. Every class pretty much requires you to log in online to view the syllabus and course content...today I try to log in and its down. Way to go...when I need it most it doesn't work.

[Nestle Snipes]

We've had a Huge ice/snow storm and I've been stuck in the house bored.

[Erick Blasco]

Amazon.com has a gallon of Tuscan milk as one of its products you can purchase online. The concept of buying milk on Amazon is so absurd that people usually give joke reviews. One person though came up with one of the most creative parodies I've ever come across.

 

Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts 'N Honey,

With my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., I swore

As I went on with my lapping, suddenly there came a tapping,

As of some one gently rapping, rapping at the icebox door.

'Bad condensor, that,' I muttered, 'vibrating the icebox door -

Only this, and nothing more.'

 

Not to sound like a complainer, but, in an inept half-gainer,

I provoked my bowl to tip and spill its contents on the floor.

Stupefied, I came to muddle over that increasing puddle,

Burgeoning deluge of that which I at present do adore -

Snowy Tuscan wholesomeness exclusively produced offshore -

Purg'ed here for evermore.

 

And the pool so white and silky, filled me with a sense of milky

Ardor of the type fantastic of a loss not known before,

So that now, to still the throbbing of my heart, while gently sobbing,

I retreated, heading straightway for the tempting icebox door -

Heedless of that pitter-patter tapping at the icebox door -

I resolved to have some more.

 

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,

'This,' said I, 'requires an extra dram of milk, my favorite pour.'

To the icebox I aspired, motivated to admire

How its avocado pigment complemented my decor.

Then I grasped its woodgrain handle - here I opened wide the door; -

Darkness there, and nothing more.

 

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,

Doubting, dreaming dreams of Tuscans I had known before

But the light inside was broken, and the darkness gave no token,

And the only words there spoken were my whispered words, 'No more!'

Coke and beer, some ketchup I set eyes on, and an apple core -

Merely this and nothing more.

 

Back toward the table turning, all my soul within me burning,

Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.

'Surely,' said I, 'surely that is something at my window lattice;

Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -

Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -

'Tis the wind and nothing more!'

 

From the window came a stirring, then, with an incessant purring,

Inside stepped a kitten; mannerlessly did she me ignore.

Not the least obeisance made she; not a minute stopped or stayed she;

But, with mien of lord or lady, withdrew to my dining floor -

Pounced upon the pool of Tuscan spreading o'er my dining floor -

Licked, and lapped, and supped some more.

 

Then this tiny cat beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,

By the grand enthusiasm of the countenance she wore,

Toward the mess she showed no pity, 'til I said, 'Well, hello, kitty!'

Sought she me with pretty eyes that seemed to open some rapport.

So I pleaded, 'Tell me, tell me what it is that you implore!'

Quoth the kitten, 'Get some more.'

 

It's absolutely brilliant and has to be shared.

 

http://www.amazon.com/review/RXXPVOUH9NLL3/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#RXXPVOUH9NLL3

[fish7718]

Amazon.com has a gallon of Tuscan milk as one of its products you can purchase online. The concept of buying milk on Amazon is so absurd that people usually give joke reviews. One person though came up with one of the most creative parodies I've ever come across.

 

 

 

It's absolutely brilliant and has to be shared.

 

http://www.amazon.com/review/RXXPVOUH9NLL3/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#RXXPVOUH9NLL3

Yeah heard about this a while ago, my favorite was the one about the husband who brought home tuscan milk everyday.

[AboveLegit]

[expletive] the weatherman, he said it would snow, and it hardly did

 

All we're getting is freezing rain.