NomarFachix Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Making my first craigslist transaction in a bit... If the guy murders me and takes off with my [expletive], get him for me! Kevin Palmakevinpalma@live.com Don't kill him unless I don't show up for a few days though! lol I am alive! Dude was real cool, gave me an extra $20 for giving him a "sweet deal" and meeting him with it. Was a little scary down in South Philly, but whatever! Place was across the street from Club Risque, I should have gone and celebrated lmao Thanks Fishy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guru Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 ay this McDonald's sweet tea some liquid crack.lmao, my friends used to hook me up with that [expletive] all the time when I went through the drive through. Free extra large iced sweet tea ftw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NomarFachix Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Throwback, but still sooo funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzToNo7A-94 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smitty Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 For some reason I ALWAYS attract girls that already have boyfriends. I'm not complaining, but..WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?! Do I give off some kind of aura that makes me Idris Elba or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YugoRocketsFan Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 For some reason I ALWAYS attract girls that already have boyfriends. I'm not complaining, but..WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?! Do I give off some kind of aura that makes me Idris Elba or something? The girls must not be satisfied with their boyfriends so they come up to you and are like "hmm a big black guy", there's your explanation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish7718 Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Throwback, but still sooo funny.Amazing chain is amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smitty Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 The girls must not be satisfied with their boyfriends so they come up to you and are like "hmm a big black guy", there's your explanation. Well as far the not being satisfied thing goes, I already figured that. But like..am I doing something right that I don't know about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenneral Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 How did everyone's post count jump so much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smitty Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Real Deal likely fixed everyone's post counts from the old board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YugoRocketsFan Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 (edited) Hmm Mine was around 17,000, so I should have 22,000 by now lol. Edited January 21, 2011 by Yugo the Impaler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavamatic Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 How does the mobile skin work? Does anyone know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenneral Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Real Deal likely fixed everyone's post counts from the old board.I'm guessing he couldn't find mine then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warren2ThaG Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 My right knee really hurts, right below the knee cap. Hope it's just a bruise... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Regime Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 I'm guessing he couldn't find mine then. Same with me. Whatever though, I think it's pretty tight that all the veteran members are getting their post counts back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRV Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Miami weather never fails to screw me over. I drove to school and it looked like the world was going to end so I brought my umbrella with me. I got out of my first class and it was a beautiful day...so I walked to my car during my break and got my books for class and put away my umbrella. Then I had two classes back to back, and when I entered my last class it was still nice. I walk out about an hour later and I get drenched in rain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenneral Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 I have 69 rep. Don't ruin it. ^_^ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish7718 Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Miami weather never fails to screw me over. I drove to school and it looked like the world was going to end so I brought my umbrella with me. I got out of my first class and it was a beautiful day...so I walked to my car during my break and got my books for class and put away my umbrella. Then I had two classes back to back, and when I entered my last class it was still nice. I walk out about an hour later and I get drenched in rain.At least it's not snow <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legacy Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 For some reason I ALWAYS attract girls that already have boyfriends. I'm talking so many different girls right now with boyfriends lol. I don't want to, they talk to me. I'm mr. steal yo girl. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Mr. Steal yo Swag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lkr Posted January 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 why the hell did you post that sacha. its nsfw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YugoRocketsFan Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/5t/ew3/izpq/296911/normal_769912219.jpg Someone sent me this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YugoRocketsFan Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 I'm a rapper, and I'm capitalizingOn a no talent trend that'll never stop risingI've committed 42 crimes but I've never been to the jailsI can still do my job even though I've killed all my brain cellsWith the ciga-weed sticks before I write all my songsDuring a 60 minute hit with a never empty bongI got the hoes on my dick and the [expletive]es on their kneesI have 18 kids and 3 dozen STDSBut I still keep it real with my homies on the streetCause I’ve taken half of them and put them in my posseThey're all almost thirty but they dress like there 18And they bob their heads to any sound like an empty-headed trained monkeyI only rap about drugs, porn, and man [expletive] the police”I gotta make up some words so that I can keep rhymingI S to the iso U to the C-KI dropped out of 8th grade and I'm making tons of money Cause I'm a rapper, the whore talks back to me so I slap herThen she falls unconsciously and I tap herAnd you should be fed up and the green thing on my dick won't let me get upCause I'm a rapper, I live a life under smoke and full of laughterThe police see me and they wanna chase afterBut they can never catch up cause my social status keeps me away from the cuffs. I'm a role model, everybody should want to be like me cause I'm hotWith a strained, dazed glare and eyes that are blood shotAs you're hiding in your room jacking off in a sockI gotta slut down on me with a package full of pop rocksLil Bow Wow's off the streets and his sales are getting higherHe's not even 14 and he’s able to retireCause his life experiences enhance his lyricsThat can open your soul and raise your spiritsLil Bow Wow what you say? “You heard of me, had toI'm that lil bad dude with JDI'm the A in the hit, the prince of the clickWhat you think keep making Shorty have them fitsIt’s the B to the capital O-W Wow”How can you not fall in love with that styleWith all that soul, man Lil Bow you’re a geniusI'm gonna have to name my next aborted fetus after youAnd I'll write a song about it but you'll never hate meAnd I'll use dull repetitive beats that I stole from slim shadyWho stole from Dr. Dre who copied MC HAMMERAnd I never ever had to learn grammar Cause I'm a rapper, the whore talks back to me so I slap herThen she falls unconsciously and I tap herAnd you should be fed up and the green thing on my dick won't let me get upCause I'm a rapper, I live a life under smoke and full of laughterThe police see me and they wanna chase afterBut they can never catch up cause my social status keeps me away from the cuffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish7718 Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Someone sent me this.What made you believe it was alright to post this? -_- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YugoRocketsFan Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 What made you believe it was alright to post this? -_- Some people will like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish7718 Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Some people will like it.tbh, I found some humorous, but we all know where these types of posts lead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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