Art Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 Gasol punks CP3... http://raysindex.com/GIFs/e02.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JYD Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 So which one of you guys posted this on Craigslist?! http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/wan/2819375663.html Please teach me about football!!! - $500 Date: 2012-01-26, 1:47PM ESTReply to: sale-qh5rn-2819375663@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] I *desperately* need to learn about football between now and next week's Super Bowl game. Preferably from someone who was a quarterback in college or the pros, but at the very least someone who knows a lot about quarterbacks. My girlfriend and I were just invited to a Super Bowl party at her ex-boyfriend's apartment, and to be honest, last time I met him he told me he played football in college and I responded that I did as well --which was a lie. I don't know why I lied, I guess I just panicked and wanted to impress my girlfriend. Anyway. He asked me what position I played and I told him I played quarterback because that was really the only position I'd heard of. I really don't know anything about football except for the fact that touchdowns how you score points and sometimes you kick the ball. I've been reading articles on ESPN.com and watching clips online but I don't think it's going to prepare me for questions about actually playing it, or for making good comments during the game. So I need someone who can *quickly* teach me about all of things I would have learned playing football as well as what to say about it. This person MUST be available each day between now and the Super Bowl game (February 5, 2012), some time between 7-9pm on weekdays or afternoons on Saturday. This is really important to me. I think my girlfriend still really likes her ex and when we first started dating she cheated on me a few times with him, so I really can't risk looking like an idiot in front of both of them. Oh, also, her ex played "linebacker." Should I know a lot about playing "linebacker" too? Do quarterbacks normally know about that? I definitely will need to learn all the positions and what they do, but it might help for me to learn something from a "linebacker," if you know one. Seriously, this is really important. My girlfriend and I are going through a bit of a rough patch now and she keeps threatening to move out. I'm afraid if I get caught lying about this our relationship is over. I'm offering $500, but would be willing to go higher if you're an actual college or professional football quarterback, and would pay extra if you knew a linebacker you could bring along to teach me about his position. And if you would be willing to text me good comments to say during the game, I'd to pay you an extra $100 for that. Maybe more if they're good comments. Please contact me IMMEDIATELY via email if interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish7718 Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 Gasol punks CP3... http://raysindex.com/GIFs/e02.gifBest part is Kobe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Feelgood Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 This is really important to me. I think my girlfriend still really likes her ex and when we first started dating she cheated on me a few times with him, so I really can't risk looking like an idiot in front of both of them.I assume this whole thing isn't true but if for some strange reason it is, he should have broken it off with her after that. I laughed at this though, good time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moeroadkill Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 post to see the new thunder logo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRV Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Best part is Kobelol, CP3 is a clown'Kobe just looks like he doesn't care about what going on, but he cares enough to say one word lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish7718 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/fantasy-football-nothing-more-than-fantasy-football-for-jocks.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lkr Posted January 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/fantasy-football-nothing-more-than-fantasy-football-for-jocks.jpgit is the truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NomarFachix Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 http://i.imgur.com/wAVjE.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NomarFachix Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Just got tickets to see RHCP in May, pretty exciting 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smitty Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 I haven't slept since about 12 pm yesterday. I feel like a zombie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRV Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Do you guys feels awkward when someone stares at you? My friends do it to me all the time to screw with me and I am always like wtf do I do...even when I know they do it to screw around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reno Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Do you guys feels awkward when someone stares at you? My friends do it to me all the time to screw with me and I am always like wtf do I do...even when I know they do it to screw around.pop a boner n make sure he notices, give him a fly smile, slick ur tongue out a little bit and let it move side to side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaveli Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 pop a boner n make sure he notices, give him a fly smile, slick ur tongue out a little bit and let it move side to side.Warren, it's not nice to hack into somebody's account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Feelgood Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 pop a boner n make sure he notices, give him a fly smile, slick ur tongue out a little bit and let it move side to side. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/Shorty333/1238512492_the-happening-wahlberg.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i am batman u die now Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 http://gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/LEBRON-TONGUE.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lkr Posted January 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 http://gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/LEBRON-TONGUE.gifthis was even funnier after reading DBF's post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobb Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 Two guys send a lego man 80,000 feet into space. http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/422727_288451837876062_288247574563155_731338_604766646_n.jpg http://www.facebook.com/legomaninspace for more pictures. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lkr Posted January 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 http://i.imgur.com/quHFZ.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish7718 Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 Two guys send a lego man 80,000 feet into space. http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/422727_288451837876062_288247574563155_731338_604766646_n.jpg http://www.facebook.com/legomaninspace for more pictures.Reminds me of: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NomarFachix Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 Type Q33 NYC on MSWord in Wingdings font.. crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NomarFachix Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 http://i.imgur.com/Rn2wc.jpg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DunkinDerozan Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 Two guys send a lego man 80,000 feet into space. http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/422727_288451837876062_288247574563155_731338_604766646_n.jpg http://www.facebook.com/legomaninspace for more pictures. Is this legit? :o If it is how did they get the video afterwards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smitty Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 Probably had a way to track it down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRV Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 Apparently they had the lego attached to GPS and it landed about 70 miles from where they launched it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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