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Going to a Warriors practice on Tuesday to interview Charles Jenkins! Going to post the article here probably next weekend. Would appreciate your guys support. Who knows what can happen to OTR if the article goes viral, even if it is with just one fanbase. :dribble:

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I prefer the 10-hour version.

 

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Going to a Warriors practice on Tuesday to interview Charles Jenkins! Going to post the article here probably next weekend. Would appreciate your guys support. Who knows what can happen to OTR if the article goes viral, even if it is with just one fanbase. :dribble:

 

Thats awesome! Good luck!

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A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.

 

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

 

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

 

"How old is this rock?"

 

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied, "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian".

 

"Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now"

 

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.

 

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

 

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

 

Semper Fi.

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that's ridiculous.

 

we are having incredible weather here today in new jersey. it's 9am and already 70 and not a cloud in sight. :glasses:

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Hopefully your car and house and everything aren't damaged.

That particular hailstorm didn't hit the city I live in, but we've had hail nearly that large a few times before. I got hit in the back with a hailstone the size of a softball once, dropped me in my driveway as I was trying to get to my car to move it into the garage. That was the year they declared a natural disaster in my town, too...tore the hell out of houses, shattered windows, etc. Every single window on the right side, and front, of my house was broken into pieces, and the siding had holes in it the size of golf balls (and larger). Quite a few cars were totaled, too.

 

Do people die from this stuff?

I don't know anyone personally, but yeah, there have been a few in US history who were stuck out in it (ex. maybe a huge parking lot, like Wal-Mart's) and were unable to get out of it before a huge stone hit them in the head. Rare that it kills people, though...probably just a lot of injuries.

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