RD1: NeTs15VC vs. Fish7718

[Real Deal]

Rules:

 

1) 16 lines max.

2) At least two of those lines must be about your opponent's favorite sports team (basketball, football, etc).

3) Cussing will be censored if you decide to use it. Don't bypass the censor with asterisks or other symbols.

4) If you say Dick Vitale's first name, please censor it yourself by typing [expletive]. In the manner it would be used in this contest, it should be filtered out.

 

NOBODY ELSE POST IN THIS TOPIC UNTIL THE SECOND RAP IS ADDED.

 

After both competitors are finished, members can place their vote. Votes are only valid with an explanation containing three or more sentences, no exceptions.

 

The lower seeds (in terms of position) go first. Based on this match-up, Fish7718 will be asked to post his, followed by NeTs15VC. You have two days to post.

 

Good luck, fellas. Run yo mouth!

[fish7718]

One, two, three, and to the four, everyone clap for fish and his flow

smoother than a caddy, on deuce fo's, harder than a man, on death row

Can't believe they gave me a scrub in the first round

I'ma breaze through this battle on my way to the crown

Like the pathetic Nets this man can't get wins

I'm going to the playoffs like the Twins

Winning every battle like lu kang on crack

Every line that you spit is super whack

The Nets couldnt make it in the city that never sleeps

I can already see Devin Harris crying on his tweets

Wah Wah Wah the fans dont like me

Brook Lopez's [expletive] gettin dunked on by D Lee

If you come at my head you better put me down

Im the type of person who dont like to mess around

Say whatever you want about the Knicks past

At least this year they aint finishing last

[Smitty]

Might as well give Fish the W. PB hasn't been active for days lol.

[Real Deal]

It's been over two days.

 

Fish7718 advances.